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Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen: Jasmine Ellis Cooper & Summer Marie Thomas (2024)

Season 21, Episode 64

2/10

15 April 2024

So, tonight's episode of Watch What Happens Live-, it followed the finale of all three parts of the Real Housewives of Potomac* Reunion, parts, 1, 2, and 3!- big finale.

Was hoping to see Potomac cast, and I'm sure many others, we were all hoping to see some cast members from Potomac** tonight,,,,- not the two that were on. (nothing against them).

Also, behind the bar was a female named "(Delal", (may have spelled it wrong) cofounder of something- called" Manservant's Inc",,,-- who was promoting a book titled, "the Manservant , --Guide to modern chivalry" - with a male behind the bar she called her "Manservant ,,,, named -"Peter" .... looking half asleep, like he wished he was somewhere else... lol".... ((imagine if it was reversed, and it was a male on the show- promoting the same idea/ same book/ and title but reversed with "Female" instead of "Male" and brought a female behind the bar - saying " I had to bring some eye candy , as a servant"...... I'm sure it would not have gotten the same amount of giggles and laughs ....... (Ha) !

-- them reminding us with news that Candace was leaving the show, " Housewives of Potomac"""" -->- brought JOY and HAPPINESS ,,so so much joy!!!! -the highlight and amazing news. OK that summed it up.

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The Imperfects (2022)

7/10

Not bad / not great

31 March 2024

This had some potential - nothing new- giving people "abilities by messing with their genetics and dna", we have seen it a million times ,, Most of it was acted out well, but Rhys Nicholson really really needs to stick to comedy - or anything else other than acting.

The story drags out and it's sooooo obvious, every move and every scene is wayyy too predictable.

Special effects aren't bad for what it is.

Just wish it was better because it dragged -for a while-- just like I have to dragg this review to make it meet up with the character count -- still have 34 characters to go, so I hope you enjoyed the review !

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History of Evil (2024)

1/10

Soooo bad

27 February 2024

This movie made No sense. Absolutely no sense at all. There was no flow to it. Nothing scary, nothing mind bending, nothing that made you think. It was just a bunch of jumbled confusing nonsense.

I found myself fast forwarding all parts that had no spoken dialogue (which made no difference cause it was all so slow and boring, and nothing made any sense.) Can't believe two good actors - one from vampire diaries and one from Orange is the New Black - actually agreed to be in this pile of hot garbage.

It was comical putting your hand on a picture of a bible on an iPad. Lol. What was that !?

It was a poor cliche mix of a wanna be future apocalypse that I still don't understand any part of.

Why was the female a wanted fugitive? Why was she being hunted ? Why was the house they squatted in supposed to be scary?

I'm a big horror fan - so listen to me when I tell u-- MOVE ON-- SKIP this !!! It was not horror, not thriller , it was annoyingly stupid and boring., and a waste of time.

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In the Forest (2022)

1/10

HORRRRIBLE

15 November 2023

Wow wow wow So so so so sooooooo bad.

Avoid this please, I'm begging you - Nothing mad sense and the "acting" was beyond atrocious.

I have no idea how they got any funding for this- Did I mention the acting was horrible? Did I mention that it made no sense?

Go stare at the wall for 1:23min., or stare at the floor- watch anything but this.

You have been warned.

well, I still have to fill this up with 200 more characters, so let me just tell you how bad the acting was and how the movie was so slow and boring and really really really really bad.

Read all the reviews that tell you how bad it is, cause they are not lying !

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Ouija Seance: The Final Game (2018 TV Movie)

1/10

So bad - really bad

20 August 2023

Warning: Spoilers

Horrible, horrible horrible.

I don't know what else to say to start off this review.

I love, horror, movies, and I know it sounds cliché like everyone else that does reviews for horror movies but I try to give all of them a chance.

Sometimes the reviews that you read prior to getting into the movie don't match up or make sense, but believe me, all the reviews on this one are true. It was really bad.

The acting was horrendous And don't even get me started with the the way the actors voices sounded compared to the movie. It's hard to explain, because it didn't appear to be a foreign film with a English, voiceover dub, yet the sound of the background, and their voices, just somehow did match up with the way, their lips moved, but did not sound like you were watching the same movie. I know it sounds weird. You just have to see it for yourself. But that's not even the worst part.

The story made zero sense, the acting was her endlessly horrible and I'll even tell you this, the Ouija board in the picture cover of this movie that is listed as the cover of the movie, it's not even the Ouija board that is shown in the movie. (completely different shape, and the demon women on the cover was not even in the movie) Also, they used the Ouija board one time (which was a circle, not a rectangle) for about 10 seconds. That was it. The Ouija board came out one more time for them to look at, towards the end of the movie, but did not use it ever I have no idea why they use that title for the movie, because the Ouija board was not the focus, or really had nothing to do with the movie. As you were watching it, you just wish everyone would die, no one was likable, except for maybe the old man that tried to help them, but everyone else was so bad, it made you want to root for them to all get killed. ---Which also brings me to the end, this movie was so stretched out with such utter boredom, that it could've been a half hour movie if you cut out all of the crap filler BS. This is not even a movie that you would watch on a rainy day or a snow storm, go rearrange your sock drawer, or paint your living room and watch the walls dry, that will be more exciting than any piece of this movie I can honestly say there is not one redeeming quality on this movie. We did have fun watching the actors, (and I use that word very loosely) - watching them try to act, scared, and dramatic, when someone got killed, and they were screaming and trying to make believe they were crying. That was actually funny, we were laughing, especially at the main girl that it was her house, when she was trying to be dramatic and cry her voice was so deep and fake, I really thought it was a joke, and she was going to bust out laughing at some point.

Please watch anything else but this 😉

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Michelle Buteau: Welcome to Buteaupia (2020 TV Special)

8/10

Exactly what I wanted and expected !

25 June 2023

Exactly what I wanted and expected !

Everything that I wanted from the beginning to the end. She had me laughing, her storyline and pacing time , was great. I am so glad that she was able to have this Netflix special, and I'm talking and talking so I can fill up the rest of the letters, so I can leave a review, but I shouldn't have to say this much to tell you how amazing I think she is, she is so, so amazing she's incredible, she made me laugh so much I just could not stop laughing, she's so relatable I am from New Jersey also, and I can't wait to see more things from her in the future. I love love love her.

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The Boulet Brothers' Halfway to Halloween TV Special (2023 TV Special)

3/10

Why?

18 June 2023

This was so bad. It was long and drawn out- just like I'm going to have to make this review - so that I can type enough characters so they will post it.

-I will say this - the only good thing that I enjoyed about this long boring- non-entertaining waste of forty-eight (48) minutes- was that we got to see KATYA - perform a version of her song, "RAVIOLI". I didn't really care for the version that she performed on this show- there are better versions that I love and downloaded on ITunes. -- but at least there was something good during this waste of time.

Nothing was good. Nothing was funny. It was just a long boring waste.

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Servant: Pigeon (2023)

Season 4, Episode 1

7/10

Half and half

14 January 2023

One of my favorite shows, couldn't wait to watch the first episode of the final season. But God, I forgot how short each episode is, and how just when it starts to peak and you can't wait to see what's around the corner, the episode ends.

I should have remembered from the past three seasons, but knowing that this is the final season, I was really hoping that they would increase the runtime a little bit more.

It was good, packed with more intrigue, more creepiness, and more questions that need to be answered. It just sucks so hard to have to wait for every Friday for each new episode.

Won't spoil anything but this looks like and has the feeling, that it's going to be a great season and a heck of a finale.

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The Winchesters: Reflections (2022)

Season 1, Episode 7

3/10

A 3 is being generous.

21 December 2022

Barely a 3. This show is so slow- makes no sense. The acting is so stiff - and everyone has this weird attitude that is annoying and not necessary.

They need to come up with something that feels like the original Supernatural, because watching this, I feel like I'm watching something completely different.

-how do they keep allowing other boring shows stay on for many many seasons, yet cancel all of the good ones, like the DC ones and other superhero shows? They are also trying way too hard to be "woke ". It's just week after week trying to feel bad for these lifeless characters, with bad acting.(very bad acting), and they know they're trying to make the wardrobe match the time. But even that hurts my eyes.

-it makes no sense why they cancel so many shows that had potential, but give some thing like this a chance.

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The Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Titans: Dungeons and Drag Queens Two: Into the Underdark (2022)

Season 1, Episode 4

5/10

This was corny

22 November 2022

I will say the idea was good. The execution was so so corny. The scripts that they had to read and the way they were "acting" (which was whacked) made me want to fast forward.

The beginning tug of war was weak-- past seasons were better- seems like they are trying new things - and some are landing pretty well, but most are just bad.

I miss how gritty and nasty is used to be- with bugs and crazy nasty things -- not just put in a spinning machine and see if you throw up. / or / tug of war. That's just weak and boring.

They need to try harder- I really hope it improves over the next few episodes. ( and the love triangle is just working my nerves - I fast forward that nonsense )

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The Winchesters: Legend of a Mind (2022)

Season 1, Episode 5

3/10

Booorrringgggg

16 November 2022

I try and try and try again. I really am giving this show a chance - and since it's new, I'm giving it more chances. But all I can say is -- each episode gets more boring and corny than the previous one.

I don't know what can save it.

They're focusing too hard on trying to be so pc/ rather than making a good show with good stories.

Each week bores me to tears. As a die hard fan of supernatural- I'm trying to hang in, but I don't know how much longer I can - it puts me to sleep and I have to try to stay awake.

I hope a miracle happens and it gets better, because unfortunately the CW is / has cancelled allllll the good shows/ leaving us with nothing in the superhero or supernatural field.

Pretty sad / because the CW - was always the "go to" channel for those type of shows.

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Abandoned (III) (2022)

1/10

Bad- dragged-annoying-boring

9 November 2022

Wow. Was this bad.

I had high expectations based on the cast- love Emma- and then the dude who was Zod!

But where do I begin?

This movie had no good flow- story (if you would call it a story) was all over the place - and made it impossible to follow.

Also- most importantly- the name of the movie should be changed to "CRYING BABY-screaming baby" -because that's all you hear for the entire movie.

I get it - you want to set a tone- but it was so annoying, it took me about 5x to try and finish it because I couldn't stand hearing a crying baby throughout the movie.

if crying was something that you get paid for- that baby should get paid more than all of the actors.

It was just bad.

Shame , because if they did a few adjustments, it could have been something good.

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The Winchesters (2022–2023)

3/10

So uninteresting

21 October 2022

As of now, I wanted it to be good - I wanted it to be my new show - but - it is so - uninteresting and so uninspiring.

Nothing about it holds my interest. It's so so boring- the more I watch - the more am bored.

Sad- Really was hoping for a new show with a "supernatural " feel- but instead , I'm just bored - There is no real way or feel where the direction is going - it's like they are trying way way too hard.

The CW had a great run with their shows for many years - but - if this is what they are going to try to replace such amazing shows ,,,,, sad to say -/// it's gonna be a crash and burn.

Hope a miracle happens and it somehow gets better - but the acting is crap and the story is crap. I can'ts see how they will make this work. Very sad.

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Conjuring: The Beyond (2022)

1/10

Horrible horrible

19 October 2022

Wow - just - wow ! (And I'm not saying that in a good way / or positive way )

The only thing that was scary or horrendous- was just EVERYTHING- and I say that - to warn all of you :

Do not waste your time with this poor excuse of a movie.

Do not waste your money with this garbage excuse of a movie.

I cannot even comment on the acting in this -because I think i could have walked outside- and waved a five dollar bill- and found anyone to "act out any scene with the results being " Oscar worthy " compared to the stiff horribleness " that I sat through as I tried to find any good positive thing to say about this.

A 4 year old with an iPhone could have given us better footage and a better story experience.

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RuPaul's Drag Race UK: Catty Man (2022)

Season 4, Episode 4

2/10

Sminty-- totally Robbed --

16 October 2022

Warning: Spoilers

I don't know what Ru Paul was watching - but Sminty was totally robbed. Her costume was so so much better - so much more original. She didn't have to rely on stripping down to a thong (with the cheap Amazon tag showing ) / while one of her nip pasties fell off. Ugh - That was poor judgement. I truly believe Sminty would have brought a lot LOT MORE to the competition - instead / RU allowed the cheap old -- "look at me- I'm gonna get naked " routine to win - - over Sminty - who had an amazing costume and looked 100 times better.

It's really too bad how Ru picks and chooses- cause - there is no way that - anyone with eyeballs - saw that lip sync- and would have not voted for Sminty to stay.

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Huluween Dragstravaganza (2022 TV Special)

2/10

Wow! And not in a good way

5 October 2022

So so so so so soooo bad. This was really bad.

Monet and Ginger had absolutely zero chemistry.

Their "acting" was terrible - it was just a huge waste of time.

The only reason I gave it any points was for JackieBeat/ Lady bunny / Manila/ and Jujubee.

maybe if they had Lady Bunny and Jackie Beat as the main hosts it would of had a small chance, but I'm guessing they refused it because it was so bad.

don't waste your time on trying to watch this - Monet and Ginger were like robots reading their lines with horrible attempts at jokes.

I can't believe how bad it was. I can't stress how "not funny " and corny it was.

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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: The People vs. Emil Blonsky (2022)

Season 1, Episode 3

3/10

boorrrrrrrinnngggg

3 September 2022

Ok. Wow. Another episode that was - "maybe " 23 min if that. Just goes nowhere. U wait for something to happen but NOPe. Nothing. Of course until the last 15 seconds. Gotta say - truly a let down waste of time with horrible cgi.

I love Tati as an actress - Disney is lucky / cause she is the only reason I keep watching this blip trash show. I've seen better commercials for anything that were better than this excuse of an episode with a run time of under 23 min.

It's s joke. And not a good one. Too bad cause it has potential. - and brining in a rap artist was a weak way to try and pull viewers. - she had about 3 seconds of airtime -- It just gets worse each week.

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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: Superhuman Law (2022)

Season 1, Episode 2

3/10

Shorter and shorter

26 August 2022

I don't know what it is about Disney+, but their shows keep getting shorter and shorter and shorter.

For example, she hulk episode two, comes out to be approximately 21 minutes total if you take out all the fluff in the beginning, and the end credits are almost as long as the episode. It's literally a joke. I don't get why they do that. You start to get into the episode and get a little excited and hyped, and then it's over.

Pretty soon it's going to be the length of a commercial, or should I say, the commercial is going to be longer than the episode.

And there was nothing exciting happening, it was very boring, and I get that it's a fantasy superhero show, but it should have some type of continuity, especially when it comes to her changing her form, for example: Standing in front of her boss in a business suit, and him telling her to change form, then we go to a scene where her pants are almost to her knees., And that's it. So I guess her shoes fit her blazer fits with a tight button in the middle and her hair grows into a luxurious shoulder length wave, but her pants get short--? Wow. Great attention to detail.

The other thing is, the hulk. His giant hulk hands, can easily -easily pick up and answer an apple iPhone, really? Most people can barely answer their phones if the phone is damp, or the lighting is bad, but his gigantic hands and gigantic face can easily answer and hold and talk and have a conversation. I know I am reading too much into it, but we waited this long for the show- they could have tweaked it a little bit better because I'm already losing interest like most people are.... Story is boring - putting me to sleep. Episodes are so short ,if u sneeze - u missed half the episode.

Marvel needs to take notes from DC.

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The Andy Baker Tape (2021)

7/10

If u are a fan of the "Creep" movies

21 August 2022

If you are a fan of the "Creep" movies, then you will not be disappointed. Always left you wondering - what is going to happen next, or who was going to snap !!!???!

Hopefully there will be a part 2 - to answer all the questions we have by the end , that were never told. -also the movie was a little short, but that proved to be good- cause any longer- would just leave you mad with unanswered questions and this way, it allowed you to come up with your own thoughts,,,, until hopefully PT-2 will be made.

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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (2022)

5/10

Lucky to have Tatiana

19 August 2022

Tatiana is the Only reason I watched. And even with her being so good- this show was still hard to watch. CGI was crappy - like - bad bad bad. CW Tv shows look like billion dollar movies compared to this level of cgi. Story was so weak - she doesn't even looked hulked-out *. Basically her hair grows into a beautiful length with perfect waves and looks fabulous. Her body still looks twiggy - I didn't know what to expect but def expected more.

-- now let's talk about the time length - barely 30 mins. ?!?! Wth. Marvel/Disney makes their shows shorter and shorter.

They can take some notes from new shows like "Sandman" - Good story good cgi and nice lengthily time.

-- they are lucky to have Tatiana. Otherwise I don't know if I would stay and give it another chance cause it was rushed short boring and no big deal.

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American Horror Stories: Drive (2022)

Season 2, Episode 3

6/10

Aww, come on

5 August 2022

Huge fan, but gotta be honest.

Season 2 started off so fkn good! Episode 1- Bam! Amazing story, acting, visuals, and great amazing way it tied into the AHS Universe. Even thou it was under an hour, it didn't feel rushed and left me happy and optimistic for the rest of the season.

Episode 2- still good. Good acting, good story, another good episode.

NOW, this episode #3..,,,, ugh. - I have to say, it felt disjointed - like it wasn't even a part of AHS. /Nothing felt like AHS,- the way it was filmed, - bad acting - bad sound, and the story was a story we have seen a million times over if your a regular horror fan. - -This story could have had a few twists to make it- it's own original story, but,, Nope!

With a run time just under 40min, it was over quick, and for the first time - I was glad it was over cause I couldn't take any more of Bella Thorne's horrible acting. I like here in other things, but here, her acting was so stiff and robotic- I thought the bad acting was going to be part of her character (like what or who her character may be// but no,,, it was just bad acting) --episode might have been better with a different female lead cause the male lead and other actors were good.

I really hope this isn't the direction the rest of the season is going - cause ep. 1 and 2 were great.

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Queer as Folk (2022)

4/10

4- is being generous

27 July 2022

Big fan of the original and the US remake.

This "reboot" or whatever you choose to call it, does not deserve the name of the show. The creators should have named it something entirely different, and maybe it would have been more accepted as it's own show, and not judged and rated with most comparing it to the previous versions.

Also, it tries way too hard to be "woke" which most shows are doing now, and take every element and overdramatize it.

Gave it a chance, left me feeling nothing- tried to cram too much into 8 episodes and like most shows like this, prob left viewers that don't know much about the real culture, thinking that all in the lifestyle are like these characters in real life.

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Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018)

6/10

Decent-but nothing new

23 July 2022

After reading so many reviews giving this movie so much praise and attention I went in with higher than normal expectations. Big mistake.

There's nothing new here, just your typical found footage - screaming, crying, running around- shaky cam views.

I don't get these people on here saying how scary it was, or they couldn't sleep- lol.

--Movie dragged for at least the entire first half, then everything happened that happens in all of these movies.

If you are bored and have nothing to do, see for yourself.

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Watcher (I) (2022)

4/10

Slow/Boring/and Predictable

4 July 2022

I had high expectations after seeing the trailer a few times, but just as I said above, this movie was soooooooo slooowwwwww. I can get into a slow burn, but this was like a turtle on Xanax.

Half the conversations with the husband/ coworkers/neighbors, etc., were all in Romanian with no subtitles (not that would have helped the boredom factor or the fact that this movie was so predictable.

Absolutely no (none)- no twists or turns or surprises.

You figured out the movie in the first 10 mins.

-Another movie with a misleading trailer.

I've watched better movies on the Lifetime channel.

PS. This is NOT a Horror movie at all.... Maybe u can call it slightly suspenseful/ thriller, but not a horror movie.

-If Ambien was a movie, - this is it.

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The Black Phone (2021)

5/10

No big deal

3 July 2022

Warning: Spoilers

I'm huge horror movie fan, and gave this movie a generous 5. The movie felt drawn out and felt very repetitive. It was like the same repeat sequence for each kid that was abducted before the main kid character of the movie was abducted.

This movie lacked in a few departments- like: we had no kind of backstory of the kidnapper- why does he do what he does - how does his brother (they live together) - has no idea what's going on in his own house with the brother being the kidnapper- but when questioned by the cops, he shows how obsessed he is with the news story and had conspiracy theories on where the kidnapper could be and how to catch the kidnapper.

The kid actors did a great job- movie was filmed well, and as far as Ethan Hawks performance- can't say much because honestly he didn't have much screen time (commercials and trailers are misleading). Almost all of the movie was about the kids and the main kid and his sister with their messed up relationship with their father. *And the few times u do get to see Ethan Hawk's character, he has a mask on all the time, so u don't get much from him aside from trying to act and sound creepy,,, like a poor man's Joker.

-- Save your $ and wait for it to come out on cable.

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