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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
BEST HORROR MOVIE IN YEARS!!!
If you're not a horror movie fan, don't bother - you won't even like it. If you're not familiar with the genre i.e. 70's style B-movies, you won't get it. But if you've been around for a while & seen the things that Rob Zombie has seen, you'll love it!!! I'm so jaded when it comes to horror movies anymore that it's almost impossible to get me off, but I've seen this one 3 time, and twice it gave me nightmares (and that's saying SOMETHING - but then, you don't know me!) Modern classic for the new millennium, the way "Scream" was for the 90's. Like I said, if you're not a horror movie fan, don't waste your time - you'd be better off with the latest Tom Cruise horror, er, I mean blockbuster (hehe YEAH RIGHT!)
Kissed (1996)
NO WAY!
WHOA this twisted little movie is utterly repugnant (and I'm an open-minded individual, more than I'd admit in this forum anyway!) but this movie crossed the line as it glorifies necrophilia!!! What's next: a feel-good movie about child-molestation? Or rape, or incest??? HELLO - SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH CORPSES!!! This is worse than some crappy slasher movie because it's a horror movie in disguise: wrapped in a pretty package but with a weak plot & thin character development (why is she the way she is other than she's always been that way? And she meets some random guy & he's into it too? YEAH RIGHT!!!). I'm surprised that anyone would want to have anything to do with this project unless they wanted to commit career-suicide! SICK & TWISTED, but now you must see for yourself, RIGHT? WORST MOVIE EVER!!!