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The Breed (2006)
Pedigree Bum (Semi Spoilers)
Sadly, I'm just watching the film on TV as I write this (well, its on the ads) and I'm so disgusted with it that I have to write this warning to any other potential viewers who might get subjected to this tosh. Yes, the info I read says "genetically enhanced hounds" but there's nothing to them. They don't even look scary or intimidating. They're just cute! I remember the dog in 'The Thing' looking more scarier when it was just staring than these lovable mutts.
Basic plot is (without giving away of what little there is): five 'teens' go to some island and then come across dogs that are smarter and faster than your average dog. And they want to KILL! And that's it (I was hoping those that got bit would turn into dogs but that was never going to happen)..
There was no point at all to this film (so far and I can't see it getting any better). Surely people are supposed to die? Not much has happened in the way of this that we actually get to see and there's not much else going for this film other than Michelle Rodriguez looking cute.
A total waste of money making this film and pure (not dog's) bo**ocks
Out for a Kill (2003)
THE Worst Film I've Seen...
Well, I would have awarded this on a "0" if I could have. cos this Shiite ain't worth anything else.
I'm not going into the plot as its none existent. Let's say, Seagal is a archaeologist, "Out for Justice". Other than that, you don't want to know.
I saw this film on TV the other day when it was on before "Bloodsport". The TV guide gave it one star more...WTF?!?!?! The f*****g Shiite ass wooden acting of Mr Seagull, resembles that of a fat, overweight wooden doll. Clearly impossible, but he pulls it off, in spectacular fashion. Plot is total arse and none of it is convincing!!! The fact he hasn't probably seen his pen-is in the last ten years clearly shows his craving for macho crap in this film, clearly the single worst film I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!