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Rambo (2008)
Hellyeah!!
Rambo 4 was by far the best film ever made in the history of mankind. It exceeds every one of the previous ones by far; every frame is perfect, the pyrotechnics are bad ass, the dialog is sick, the sound design is the best so far and the bad guy gets it really good at the end! It will make you root for Rambo as if you were in kindergarten rooting for the god damn Teletubbies. If you haven't seen it yet, please do, because I want Rambo 4 to be the highest grossing film to date in the known Universe. It really deserves it. RAMBO frigging' RULES!!! For those of you who wonder why I gave it a 9 instead of a 10, figure out the gay ass system IMDb employs and you will realize that 9 is actually a much higher score.
f.ck romantic comedies!
Broken (2006)
Wow.
Alright. So...had they done this film for 500 dollars, i would have given them props for trying and said it was pretty friggin' excellent. But it says they spent 500 000 British pounds on it. What the hell did they spend it on??? That's almost a million US dollars. That fog machine and the spotlight behind the trees must have been pretty damn expensive. Not to mention the consumer camcorder they filmed this dog crap on. A soap opera looks better than that. Anyways, to the story...I guess the man in the hat was supposed to the villain? I sure as hell was cheering whenever he beat the crap out of that ugly ass blonde big-nosed whiny twit. All she did was scream whenever she was lucky enough to be getting away. Total moron, and a crappy actress as well. She totally deserved to die, and in a perfect world, she would have died in the first 3 minutes into the film. Also the brunette he brought over that kept on screaming for 3 days, I was really hoping he'd slit her throat and not just cut her tongue out. Man was she annoying. The end was also fantastic, I'm not even going to get into it. Please avoid this film like a plague, this garbage isn't even bad-good.
Pathfinder (2007)
Pathetic piece of dog-scheisse
The cinematography and special effects were awesome...and that's about it. Their Vikings look like a cross between a water buffalo and an Ork from Lord of the Rings. Not only that, they look like they were dumber than a bag of hammers. Nice. And I'm pretty sure I saw a BLACK Viking sewing another one's wound....hmmm....Watching this crap I couldn't help but wish I could transport a few real Norwegians from 1000 years ago to the present time and show them this stupid excuse for a movie to see them die laughing. Ooops..almost forgot...the story. "8 Below" looks like "Scarface" next to it. Makes you wonder how many miles of dick that writer had to suck to get this s$@t made...either that or the big Hollywood execs have pasta alfredo instead of their brains. 2 stars for the DP and the special FX