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The Prophecy (1995)
I would say it's hilariously bad, but it's not even that funny. It does not get better.
0/10 dialogue
3/10 acting
1/10 directing
1/10 plot -- what was even going on???
3/10 lols for how bad the dialogue/acting was
5/10 for incorporating cool indigenous healing practices
1/10 theology -- because I don't even know what point they were trying to make
-50/10 for the weird scene where a grown a** man kisses a little girl
This movie was a hot mess. I kept watching, expecting it to get better given the reviews, but no. It doesn't get better. If you are reading this review halfway through the film, don't feel bad about shutting it off. It does not get better. You're not missing anything.
Predestination (2014)
Terrible writing. Don't waste your time
Decent acting, decent production, terrible writing. Pacing was all wrong. Characters were only there to move along the plot, which was nonsensical. How this movie managed to have next to no character character development given the twist at the end, I have no idea. Don't waste your time.
The Seventh Day (2021)
Not scary. At all.
This is not a horror. This is a very mediocre (at best) action movie. I was scared exactly zero times during this movie lol.
It Comes at Night (2017)
Kept waiting for it to get good. Didn't happen
That's it. Action didn't start until halfway through the movie, but it wasn't even really action. I still don't know what "it" is that comes at night.
Leila (1997)
Character development is UNREAL
The characters and the circumstances in this movie are so well developed that it is hard not to feel just as angry, devastated and numb as Leila. You feel like you become part of a real family that has real dysfunction and is trying to get along despite it all. The few things I did not like include the subtitles, as they were at times difficult to read at the speed they were moving, as well as some of the lighting. There are a few scenes where it would has been nice to see more of the characters' features. Regardless, I feel so much more satisfied after watching this movie that any other run of the mill romantic comedy at the movie theatre. If you are a movie lover and are looking for something different, go watch this movie.