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Luvrgrl (2004)
Worst of the worst
I'm racking my brain to think of a worse movie, but I'm coming up blank.
This movie is pure crap for the following reasons: 1) shot on video tape 2) actors are dreadful, dredged up from a community playhouse 3) writing is horrible, derivative, predictable, boring 4) camera work is awful - overly backlit, dark faced actors are common
I won't say I want the 1.5 hours of my life back, because I didn't hang in for that long. After 5 minutes, I could see what a dog it was, and just fast forwarded and randomly checked out a minute here and there.
The "steamy" scenes are equally disappointing, not half as good as the lamest Cinemax after dark offering.
The people who gave this movie a 10 have to be actors who were in the movie. I notice there are only 5 votes (6 with my 1 star). I gave it 1 star, and that's only because I couldn't give it zero.
The Village (2004)
Downward slide continues
Sixth sense was incredible. Unbreakable was decent. Signs was a waste of time letdown, The Village was plain boring, and the cool twist in the end can't save it. I read good reviews on this film, and so wanted to enjoy it, so wanted M Night to get back on track and make another awesome movie. I can't believe the reviews are so good here, on the whole, because I found the movie dull and pointless. I don't feel too cheated, as I saw it at a drive in double feature. This was the last time I spend any money to see his work. The only talent I see is M Night convincing audiences that he still has a good story to tell. And wouldn't it be nice if he'd stop putting his no-acting-talent ass in his movies. Luckily this time it's a role where we only have to hear his monotone, emotionless voice, not actually see him attempt to make the correct facial features. Save your money - DON'T SEE THIS FILM.