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9/10
Goodbye Mr. Bond
15 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
"No Time to Die" is the perfect summation of Daniel Craig's era as the titular James Bond. It's bound to have its critics, and I completely understand why. This isn't an easy film to rewatch knowing how it ends, nor is it easy to recommend to both diehard and casual fans alike. But I'd argue that NTTD does something not every Bond movie does....it made me feel something.

Back when "Casino Royale" came out, I was only 7 and my dad brought me to see it one afternoon after school. I really shouldn't have been allowed to go given how rough and brutal it was, but it was my first introduction to Bond on the big screen and I was absolutely blown away. In "Quantum", Bond is out for vengeance after the previous film ended with the love of his life dying. Following on from this , "Skyfall" presented an older, more ragged Bond, the likes of which was never addressed before. We also had the departure of Judi Dench as M, another brutal loss for our hero. Fast forward to "Spectre" , where the deep dive into Bond's psyche continued and we expose a broken, beaten, and bruised man. At the end, he rides off into the sunset leaving behind all the broken pieces of his past...but that wasn't meant to be.

NTTD continues along the path of the previous films excellently. Within the first 20 minutes, not only does the grave of his former lover explode in front of him, but he believes that Madeline Swan has betrayed him. Broken and trusting no one, Bond's journey picks up 5 years later. Along the way, we find out his 007 status has been given to a younger, up and coming assassin, his best friend Felix is suddenly and abruptly shot down, Madeline has a child and kept her a secret from Bond. And in a final cruel twist of fate, Bond is poisoned with nanobots that upon touch would kill his newfound family. It's tragic, it's heartbreaking, and it makes Bond's final moments even more difficult to watch as he sacrifices himself for not only the fate and safety of the world and it's nations, but also for his world: Madeleine and Mathilde. Not since OHMSS (which the movie calls back to many times) did I ever feel this choked up and devastated watching a Bond film.

Bond has grown from his selfish and arrogant ways in "Casino Royale" to a man willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good. Daniel Craig, in my eyes, will go down as the greatest ever Bond based on his 5 movie character arc. It's a controversial move for sure, and although I miss the old days of Bond going from adventure to adventure brushing off pain and injuries as he goes...I still have those movies. 20 of them in fact. These 5 films are different, and together create a storyline that Bond fans will hopefully look back and appreciate more as time goes on.

Goodbye Mr. Bond. I raise a vodka martini, shaken not stirred, in your honour.
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King Kong (2005)
9/10
The (almost) definitive Kong experience
15 August 2022
Peter Jackson's take on the "King Kong" tale is arguably the most epic that's ever been put to screen. Unlike most remakes; this is the rare example where I'd say it's on par with (and arguably surpasses) the original. Jackson achieves this through not only paying loving homage to the source material, but expanding upon the characters and storyline to make the stakes higher and make the plot more compelling.

The visual effects are genuinely stunning. Apart from a single scene (dinosaur chase scene), the effects have aged extremely well, and look better and more realistic than most modern day CGI work. The character of Kong is brought to life in such a unique way, with his personality developed beyond simply a big brute destroying everything he touches. This is a sympathetic Kong, which only makes the final scenes harder to watch.

Like Kong, the human characters also get a significant upgrade from the original version. Jack Black is a particular stand-out, who gives a career best performance in my opinion. Naomi Watts is perfect as Ann, while Adrian Brody and Kyle Chandler are brilliant as always. That's not even mentioning Jamie Bell and Andy Serkis. My god this movie has it all.

Essentially, Peter Jackson's "King Kong" is more of everything. More characters. More action. More content. While more is not necessarily better, and the run time is astonishing at over 3 hours (for a monster movie no less!), Jackson produced a true blockbuster epic that I can't help but love.
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6/10
It's definitely a Resident Evil film...
29 July 2022
For better and for worse, the Resident Evil CG movie Damnation takes all the tropes that we've come to expect from the games, and squishes them into a short, fun, but sloppy ride. Damnation kicks off with Leon somewhere in Eastern Europe. Leon finds himself trying to destroy BOW's that are being used in a war between rebels and a corrupt government (sounds familiar doesn't it...).

Damnation Improves in the graphic department over its previous instalment, boasting wonderfully rendered CG. Leon is a corny badass as we all expect (and love) him to be, and the action scenes are plenty and exciting. I particularly liked the use of the Lickers in this film, and found the master-slave dynamic introduced in this film very interesting and adds a layer of depth to the overall story. Also, the inclusion of a particular monster towards the end of the film was phenomenal, and as a fan of the Resident Evil games, I was ecstatic! In fact, the action in the entire last act was brilliant fun.

Resident Evil's story has always been corny and told through cringy dialogue. So there's no surprise that Damnation is seeped in cheese. However, what may work intermittently in a video game backed up by strong gameplay, doesn't always translate to film. The CG Resident Evil feels to me like one big cutscene in a video game that I'm waiting to take back control. Indeed, many of the best scenes in Damnation I've seen (and played) before, and in many cases have been much more entertaining elsewhere. The very obviously fake Eastern European accent is distracting, and I'll never understand why all Resident Evil games and movies INSIST on having at least one character that's so irritating and annoying that it pulls you out of the experience.

Regardless, Damnation is a good chapter in Resident Evil's lore, but it won't do much to win over any new fans. It's place in the timeline (sandwiched between the games Resident Evil 5 and 6) is deep in canon, and although it's average as a standalone adventure, it's slightly above average if you are aware of the characters and understand some of the trials and tribulations they have gone through before getting to this point. But hey, it's still better than a lot of the live action adventures!
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7/10
They say Avengers was the best crossover in cinematic history...well Godzilla and pals did it over 50 years prior!
9 February 2021
All the monsters on "Monster Island" have been taken control of by an alien race through a mystical fart like cloud, and are set off on a rampage across earth. Meanwhile, a team of astronauts must band together to gain back control of the monster squad before it's too late.

As the end of the so called "Golden Era" of the Toho produced films, "Destroy All Monsters" is a suitably cheesy and throughly entertaining finale to this part of the Showa-era. Although I miss the darkness of the original, at this point in the series I was on board with the silliness of the plots. As always, the practical effects here are fantastic for the time period. The rampaging monsters look the best they have ever looked, and every scene that the monsters are on screen is so fun.

I'd be reluctant to say it's the best of the Showa era, but I would say it's one of the most entertaining in terms of pure monster madness. A must watch for Kajiu fans.

Side note: I've never watched a rated G movie that literally shows a guy getting shot in the face, with blood and all, AND a suicide. Damn the 60's were wild.
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