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Wicked Spring (2002)
Very boring, hardly any plot...
This movie was very boring and there was hardly any plot to it at all. I am a very big civil war buff and I try to make it a point to go out and see every single movie that is ever made on the civil war so that is the reason that I even picked this movie up at the video store in the first place. I had never heard of it before but it looked kind of interesting and a topic that I love, but boy was I very disappointed. This movie was the most boring movie ever made on the civil war that I have ever seen, and I think I have seen just about all of them. There is no plot and there is just a lot of boring music and you end up feeling nothing at all for the characters because you never get to know them.
I would not recommend this to anyone and I would never waste the couple of bucks it cost to rent it ever again, I barely made it through the first time without falling asleep!
From Venus (2005)
Such a very stupid movie~
If you want to see how to ruin a film, study this one very closely. In fact, it is so bad that people should buy it for that reason alone. Especially note how most of the scenes look as if they were knocked up in about 5 minutes. Realism escapes this movie on every level. The overall impression is that someone was given a below average script, wannabe actors, an average director and absolutely no budget whatsoever. With a formula like that, it just had to be doomed.
I rented this once, and I swear I got stupider watching it. If you are a humanitarian, buy this horrible, horrible movie, and burn it-UNWATCHED- as a favor to the world. It has no discernible plot, bad acting, and then tosses in something about evil ugly women just to really cap the whole thing off. I would suggest watching paint dry before this stupid waste of a tape! Seriously. The paint would be better. I wish I could give this negative 10 stars.