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King of the Ants (I) (2003)
The English patient meets Kill Bill 2 (no spoiler)
1 October 2004
Might be kings of ants, but not the king of movies...This want to be horror movie falls far from the gore tree. Another bad movie distributed by the asylum..stay away from the asylum, if don't want to lose your mind, no wait...your money!

This movie had some good intentions but fizzles out at the start and fails to get its carbonation back, not only was it slow and predictable, but it seemed like they took a bunch of ideas from other movies and rolled the into 1 hour and half of garbage. Now there were some scenes that they could have taken the ball and ran for a touchdown, but instead punted on a second down. For example, the main character was held against his will and severely beaten in the head with a bat, but a pillow was tied to his head so they wouldn't kill him, he would grow so accustom to these beating that the main character would almost beg to be beat in the head, which was kind of cool...what happened to the balance of the movie? It turned into a love story! Now come on!!... the English patient meets Kill Bill #2, there you go that's the best way to explain this movie..
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Corpses Are Forever (2004 Video)
No punches held in this move, none landed either.(no spoiler)
1 October 2004
Corpses might be forever, but my attention span wasn't. Another horrible movie distributed by the asylum, please stay away from the asylum.....unless you want to waste your money?

OK here's the story line, guy with amnesia wakes up in future where zombie are running rampage (why who knows?), zombie chase him, he runs, then he starts fighting them with kungfu (which looks like little kids in the backyard play fighting, not one punch or kick even come close to target) he then meets some people, who know him (how unusual..) then this process is repeated through the movie multiple times till it ends....

Another reason this movie was just bad, is because the person who wrote it, is also the main character, and his acting skills match his writing skills, horrible! must have been over budget?

Now don't get me wrong I am a big horror fan and love low budget movies, but this had the substance of a home movie, bad actors, horrible sets, unbearable script, and no plot, ya.. just like a home movie....

If you enjoy zombie movies I would stay away from this and cuddle up with ....day of the dead, dawn of the dead, night of the living dead, Shawn of the dead, the undead, and even the old school "zombie" movies...for some real zombie action.
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