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Silent Witness: The Penitent - Part 1 (2023)
This show keeps getting worse
This show just continues to get worse and worse each new season. The acting is bad...but the that pales in comparison to the terrible scripts. Nikki and Jack are boring characters who think they should handle everything except their jobs to solve the crime...the scripts but them in stupid scenarios doing things nobody with their job training would do...for example, going to other countries like they are the only ones in the entire world with their job skills. Unbelievable interactions with law enforcement that questions their ethical conduct as well. The only bright points for this season are that (1) Simone is gone and good riddance and (2) Sam Ryan didn't come back! That's the only reason I even gave it a try. Didn't start watching the show until after the St. Sam years and after last season, which was much too Sam heavy for me, I was afraid her character would return. As it is, either way, not worth watching anymore. The show needs new writers - preferably some with talent. And the same is true for actors. The show needs to find new talent that can actually act..instead of as in Nikki's case, just crawl into bed with any available (or not!) male. Give us ethical, believable, interesting characters with even somewhat realistic plots. They couldn't doing a whole lot worse. Oh...and get somebody to give Nikki a shampoo and have her eyebrows waxed. Her unibrow is a little 80's...
Cyrano (2021)
Love Peter Dinklage
Love Peter Dinklage and would watch him in anything....except this. Bless his heart. The man can not sing. But he wasn't given much to work with in this production, anyway. The music/lyrics are uninspiring, dull and not worth the listen. Nothing that you want to hear again. Don't waste your time and save your ears. Go watch Dinklage in a GOOD movie. This was a waste of a very talented entertainer. Don't really see a chemistry between the two stars. Roxanne's character is too silly and Dinklage has little to work with. The dances are graceless...not the dancers fault. Choreography needs lots of work. Whole movie needs to be re-thought...maybe to the point of scrapping it.
Vykradena pryntsesa: Ruslan i Lyudmyla (2018)
Plot - nothing new, but animation is amazing!
Much prefer the animation to anything Disney has done in years! The plot is simplistic and is about what you would expect of the genre. The animation, however, is wonderful. Characters are likeable and interesting and the movie was a pleasure to watch...even without the 4 year old.
The Mole (2001)
Needs a better host...
This show could have been good if they had a host with even a little personality. Anderson Cooper has the appeal of a wet carp. Couldn't watch past the first episode.
Burn After Reading (2008)
Even Clooney couldn't save this movie.
Total garbage. No plot. Poor acting. Unlikeable characters. Pure drivel. Don't waste your time. Staring at the sun would be much more enjoyable. I'd like my 1 hour 36 minutes back please....
Making the Cut (2020)
Wouldn't wear any if it
Watched the finale. Jonny's look was a little better. Esther, as usual, was black and sometimes bizarre. Got sick of seeing Tim cry. Total crap don't waste your time
The Pack (2020)
I'd watch it for the dogs.
I would watch it for the dogs, but you add their rich a-hole owners and I can skip. Dogs I like. Loser owners I WILL avoid. Don't need the drama queens who think I am in awe of them. Sorry dogs...love ya but you're not worth putting up with your owners. Not watching!
The Imitation Game (2014)
Might have been enjoyable if the lead actor could act!
Cumberbatch was a poor choice for the lead in this movie. Couldn't watch more than 15 minutes without wanting to gouge my eyes out. Terrible acting.
Cats (2019)
Pathetic
Love the original, but this is a TOTAL waste of time. The waving tails and ear twitches are distracting. The choreography is terrible. The costuming is horrible. If you want to watch Cats, go for the original. It's hands-down superior IN EVERY WAY. Couldn't get past Jenny Anydots. Not worth the pain.
Perry Mason: Chapter One (2020)
Garbage
This is crap. The only good thing this has going for it is John Lithgow...and I'm not a fan of him. F-bombs constantly, disgusting visuals, thin plot. Perry is about as appealing as chopped liver. I'd rather sit through a root canal without anesthesia than watch any more of these. Give me the classy old Perry...not HBO's sadly pathetic vision of what they 'call' entertainment.
Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries (2019)
So disappointed
Not OUR Miss Fisher. Sad imitation. Not interesting or quirky. Costuming is all over the place. Turquoise nail polish? In the sixties? Need a better continuity person...heck need a better writer AND actors! Watch reruns of the old Miss Fisher. Don't waste your time on this one.
Yummy Mummies (2017)
Can't go lower than a "1".
This is the most ridiculous piece of crap I've ever seen. These women don't have one brain cell between them. Watched about 10 minutes and couldn't stomach any more. Disgusting idiotic bimbos need a reality check.
The Big Flower Fight (2020)
Interesting concept but totally unwatchable
Beautiful creations but Kristen (judge) is a major turn off. The contestants are such a bizarre collection. Not worth the time. Save yourself the pain. I plan to!
The Coroner: First Love (2015)
Boring
Poorly acted and lame plots. Waste of time. Don't bother!
Secret City (2016)
Can't rate it a zero.
Totally boring. Unattractive characters and actors who can't act. Couldn't find anything redeeming or interesting about the plot or characters. Anna Torv AGAIN overacts her way into turning me off one of her series!
Wedding Cake Championship (2018)
Impossible to watch
Johnny makes this show absolutely impossible to watch. Why two figure skaters are hosting makes no sense. I Won't make it past episode one. That was a hour I'll never get back. Total waste of time!
Instinct (2018)
Awful!
Horrible acting. Lead actress is not the beauty queen they are portraying her to be and professor character is just plain annoying. Wasted my time on one ep. Won't waste any more time on this garbage. Run far and fast!
The Closer (2005)
Horrible accent!
Sedgwick has to be one of the most unattractive actresses I have ever seen. And least talented with her poor excuse for a southern accent. Total waste of time. Don't bother!
The Dueling Accountant (2008)
Waste of time
This is probably the absolute worst movie I have ever seen! Terrible acting and a plot you need a scorecard to keep up with. This movie is a total waste of time. There's no wonder we've never seen any of these actors before....probably too humiliated after they made this garbage. That, or unemployable! Terrible accents, female lead about as sexy as a box of rocks, music that makes your ears bleed, dialog that is impossible to follow, hero who is a huge wimp - even AFTER he supposedly found courage. Saw that this movie was a Winner in some international film festival....it had to be the only one In the running. If the others were worse, I'd really, really hate to see them! Big finale laughable in how bad it was. Overall, couldn't find a worse movie if I looked for years! Stay away! Far, far away!
Reef Doctors (2013)
Excellent show!!!
Really, really,, really LOVE this show! The locations are beautiful, the characters are very likable (well, most of them!) and the plots are good. Sam Stewart (Lisa McCune) is awesome (as usual!!!) and love the actor playing her son, Jack, not to mention her 'would be' love interest, Toby, is HOT!!! The tension between Sam and her ex-husband is great, as well as the rivalry/dislike between Sam and her arch-enemy, Malcolm. Sonny, the hostel-keeper is terrific and I really like Nell as the office manager/best friend for Jack. Gus, Sam's assistant, is awesome and always with her on her wild adventures, plus he's pretty cute, too. Sam isn't afraid to get out and get dirty, pursuing her venomous critters and every show is always an adventure!!Really hoping for a second season - I'm hooked!!! I'm ready to move to Hope Island any time!!!
Iron Sky (2012)
HUGE turkey!!
Most probably the absolutely WORST movie I've ever seen!!! Garbage plot, horrible characters and even worse actors! The costumes were cartoonish. The 'leading' German actress was pathetic! Couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag! And theGerman 'bad guy' was just as bad - not one ounce of talent between the two of them!!!! Gotta give the CG credit though - it wasn't too bad, but it was the ONLY thing in the whole movie that could be considered as even passable!! I managed to sit all the way through it so I could say that I watched the 'Worst Movie Ever Made'! Not sure if it was intended to be a comedy or sci-fi drama. Either way it was an epic fail. DON'T waste one minute with this total BS!!! You've most definitely got better things to do - like clean the toilet, or empty the litter box..almost ANYTHING would be more fun than this waste of time!!!