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Club Dread (2004)
This movie was really close to be a classic
I admit that there is something missing from this movie... I don't know exactly what... but it's missing. I enjoyed it anyway and got many laughs. Maybe if it could have been a little scarier vs. being as bloody as it was. Perhaps that's the problem... the very funny comedy and the slasher/horror/suspense movie didn't jell very well. The women are beautiful. Everyone's funny... the title probably didn't help. Maybe they should have hired Jimmy Buffet to be the killer. Or Warren Buffet. Who knows? If you like the broken lizard style of humor then get a hold of this movie and watch it. It'll make you laugh and cringe a bit... and in the end you'll look forward to their next movie and hope that it's better than this one.
People Who Die Mysteriously in Their Sleep (2004)
This Movie is Outrageous
This movie is really funny and I've never seen anything like it. A friend of mine let me borrow it a couple of weeks ago and I haven't given it back yet! There's lots of jokes and some of them are a little obvious but the movie is so fun to watch and there's so many of them I had to watch it a few times to catch them all. There's one scene that I can't believe is in the movie (you'll know which one) at all. There's a whole series of scenes using clips from Nosferatu that had us choking. Since I'm a film student at first I was upset when I heard that the people making this film were using clips from classic movies but after watching it my opinion changed 100%. I may even try it.
Signs (2002)
This movie Blucks!
I recently decided that this movie is, without question, the worst movie ever filmed. The only thing I could come up with that was redeeming was the scene with the blurry alien. 3 redeeming seconds. Yikes. The fact that aliens with an "agua allergy" would come to a planet that is 2/3 water populated by 'humans' who are also 2/3 water shows that either the aliens, or the film maker, was completely out to lunch. Since the aliens don't really exist... Swing Away... Half-a-wife... the director playing the part of "hey I'm a dazed guy in a truck"... God's against them and for us (the human race)... and on and on... The magic of movies allows this one to suck AND blow at the same time. I would rather watch my Uncle Chuck's vacation videos. He went to Buffalo last year. Branson the year before. Want to watch a scary alien movie? Rent John Carpenter's The Thing. 'nuff said.