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Tokarev (2014)
Great Movie. Negative Reviews are BS.
Very entertaining. Very thrilling. The directing, acting, and storyline are all great. The movie kept me engaged the whole time. I'm beginning to think mainstream Hollywood entities send out poser rat trolls to spam movies made by new and upcoming directors to maintain a monopoly on the business. The BS reviews on here don't reflect the movie at all. The storyline is totally original and gripping. Anyone looking to get lost in a good mystery crime thriller with Nicholas Cage should definitely watch this movie. I almost let these trolls sway me away from this movie, but I'm really glad I didn't. Nicholas Cage is back and as good as ever!
Narc (2002)
Slow, Boring, Over Dramatic
The opening scene made the film seem promising. But as soon as it's over the movie drops right down to lame. The dialogue is over dramatic and boring. Several of the sets used in this movie are really cheap and unbelievable. I kept waiting and waiting for the movie to pick up but it maintained a steady slow boring pace. I want to watch a movie with constant substance throughout. These lame drama movies filled with emotional over dramatic dialogue conveying over dramatic "blah blah blah' are just so bloody lame. One scene with a crying baby was so hard to watch because it was clear that this was a prop baby crying and pulling away from the actor reaching for it's real parent off set. 80% of the movie is just emotional glut with the actors moaning on over slow depressing background music. I dredged through 50 long painful minutes of this B-grade waste of time waiting for something to happen to make up for all the lameness of it, but it never happened. I stopped watching it. Terrible.
Erased (2012)
Good Writing, Good Directing, Good Acting
An intelligent, suspenseful thriller that kept me on the edge of my seat.
I can usually tell if a movie is going to be promising within a few scenes of the characters dialogue. Immediately into the beginning of this film I felt promise that it was going to be good. This promise lasted all the way through to the end credits.
The films fluid writing, directing and acting kept me engaged throughout the entire feature without leaving me feeling I was watching a movie production. I was fully submerged in the suspenseful storyline.
I'd highly recommend this gripping thriller to anyone. The writing of this film set the bar a little bit higher for me and though I'm not one to watch a movie twice I may decide to return to it someday.
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
Overrated
Poorly scripted. Over dramatic. I find myself dissecting it's flaws throughout the whole film. The more flaws which build up, the more I find myself critiquing the film as a "terrible movie" in my head. The acting isn't particularly good. I never felt engaged in the essence of it all. Some of the props looked cheap and unbelievable such as one briefly shown shield I saw which looked like it was carved out of foam and painted. The characters dialogue feel scripted and unnatural. The "good" characters are always conveyed as flawless and impeccably witty. The "bad" characters are always overly cold and heartless. This movie felt cheap. Far from being "epic" as many other IMDb reviewers have claimed. It's an insult to call this film "epic" in comparison to true epic medieval films like the LOTR trilogy. This film is a C grade disappointment.
The Slaughter Rule (2002)
Terrible Filth
This movie is offensive on many levels. The acting and directing makes this movie feel like a straight-to-TV movie. Except I wouldn't deem this movie suitable for a television audience. How tiresome is the theme of movies where the main characters are High Schoolers. The High School children are portrayed as adults ultimately. The movie showcases underage drinking as being normal and acceptable behavior. And it's full of underage High School children engaging in sexual activity. Showing High School children having sex is ultimately child pornography without nudity. These movies about High School kids drinking and having sex are so crude that the fictional High School characters portrayed wouldn't even be allowed to rent this movie themselves in real life. And to top all of this lewd behavior off, the adult main character is some creeper psycho who watches High School football games by himself and then trespasses into the High School to retrieve the names of the boys who didn't make the Varsity team and goes around town stalking them to recruit them onto his fantasy boys football team. I found myself watching this movie from an observational objective viewpoint just to study the type of mainstream Hollwood filth that gets fed into the minds of the masses who are conditioned to perceive what I consider to be filthy smut as normal.