Reviews

The 1st half of the film was kinda funny actually. Other then that, this film was terrible. Scarlette Johanson may be hot, but was terrible as Mindy the mermaid and very annoying. The film had a bit of "racey" scenes to it such as Sponge and Pat getting drunk off ice cream, getting tortured, riding on the back of a hairy 50 yr. old David Hasselhouf, and Patrick dancing around is hooker boots and fishnets. The 2nd half of the film was SO strange and nothing like the show. The other characters such as Sandy, Gary, Squidward, and Mr. Krabbs were hardly in it. Sandy only said 2 words and Squidward and Krabb's screen time was about 5-10 min. all together. I also noticed if you listen closely, Mr. Krabbs whispers to SpongeBob "You're making a complete jackass outta yourself." Some of the humor was very SpongeBob, yet some wasn't. I was surprised this was even a kids movie. A couple of chuckles from a few things couldn't save the film. I watched SpongeBob ever since it came on the air in 1999. I stopped watching it in 2003. I've seen the film when it came out in theaters (cause all the girls wanted to see it cause they thought SB was SO cute lol). This is more of a second look. I also hated the "Being a kid is cool!" message. Don't bother with this film.....total trash.

First of all its not a movie it clearly says "Revenge of the Mummy: THE RIDE." Second it is a really cool ride. There are 2 versions: one in California and one in Orlando. The California version isn't as good buy the ride in Florida is AWESOME! It combines CGI effects, a dark ride, authentic looking Egyptain tombs, and an indoor coaster. It goes 45 mph and its biggest drop is 26 ft. but it feels faster and bigger. The queue for the ride explains that there's is a little story (nothing serious) as you walk on the pretend set of THE MUMMY 3 and continue into an Egyptain tomb. It truly is a ride like no other. Its the coolest thing to come to Universal Orlando Resort since The Islands of Adventure.