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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
One of the five worst movies I have ever seen!
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever is with out a doubt one of the worst movies ever made, or even thought of for that matter. Firstly, a five year old child could have come up with that plot (or lack there of). Second, a seven year old could have written the script. I would like to see the actual script and count the total amount of actual dialogue in the entire film. Besides the lack of dialogue and plot, the action scenes and stunts were terrible also (which unfortunately the producers must have been counting on, oops). Another theory might be that they were counting on mega action stars Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu. What a joke! At least I got to watch this garbage on television and didn't make the mistake of paying to see this junk in a movie theater for nine bucks.
Showgirls (1995)
If it wasn't for the nudity there would be no reason to watch
Story sucked, acting sucked! This would possibly be the worst movie ever made if it wasn't for nudity and sexual content. Elizabeth Berkley gives us one of the worst performances of all time. She should conduct a class on how to over-act, especially during sex scenes. The casting in this movie is also terrible, but I understand that actors from the A-list wouldn't even consider making this film, especially if they happened to read that horrible script. Speaking of that, the story might have been alright if they could have found someone who has actually held a normal conversation or lived a normal life to write the screenplay. This is the only movie that I have ever walked out of and demanded my money back!