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3/10
Awful!
24 March 2024
I would give this movie one star if one of its main characters were not the beautiful and high-spirited actress Faith Domergue. By contrast, Robert Mitchum plays a character who spends most of his time in a slurry, incapacitated, near-vegetative state. Claude Rains is, as usual, excellent, and the other actors are all very good.

Aside from the opportunity to gaze at the luminous Faith Domergue, this movie has very little to offer. It is painful to watch Mitchum in a role that gives so little scope to his acting prowess. He is in such a stupor most of the time that he begins to understand Domergue only in the last few minutes of this wretched movie.
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1/10
while watching, have an airline vomit bag handy
24 January 2023
This has to be one of the stupidest, most worthless movies I've ever seen ... or tried to see, because I couldn't bring myself to watch it from beginning to end and had to take a break in the middle. I have no idea how anybody could like, let alone love, this movie. After watching even a portion of this movie, I underwent a neurological scan at the NYU Langone Ambulatory Care Center in Manhattan, to see whether I had sustained permanent brain damage. Thankfully, I had not. Thereafter I consulted a psychiatrist for an evaluation of my post-traumatic stress disorder. Unfortunately, our meeting did not end well: when I described the movie to him, he began foaming at the mouth and became hysterical and had to be sedated.
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2/10
Cartoon characters
4 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
An Algerian man leaves his Algerian wife and young children and goes to work in France. He sends her money every month but does not return for 48 years. 48 years! After 48 years she finally decides to search for him. Why it takes her 48 years to make up her mind to look for him the movie does not even try to explain! Receiving help from kind strangers, she manages to find her husband. The wife pleads with him to return to Algeria and rejoin his family. The husband offers feeble explanations for his 48 year absence and for his manifest reluctance to heed her pleas: his children will not recognize him, etc. She refutes his vacuous explanations, but to no avail: he decides not to rejoin her and their family in Algeria and even asks her never to visit him again because it hurts him too much! Perhaps he requires another 48 years of separation before he can arrive at a different decision. If this is a love story, then I invented the wheel.
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1/10
Snafu, Fubar, and Fiasco walk into a bar
28 October 2017
Spoiler alert: this review is all spoilers. But this movie is so bad that I don't think it's possible to spoil it any further. A reviewer who has praised the movie asserts that the Anthony Perkins character, Christopher, is in cahoots with the character, or rather characters, played by Stéphane Audran: Audran is Jacqueline when disguised as Christopher's mousy maid and she is the flashy Lydia when not in disguise. Lydia commits a bunch of murders and tries to pin them on Christopher's friend, the character named Paul who is played by Maurice Ronet. Lydia's plan is to benefit financially from the deaths of her murder victims and then live happily ever after with Christopher (why the beautiful and intelligent, albeit ruthless, Lydia would kill in order to be with a loser like Christopher is beyond my comprehension). But if Christopher is in on Lydia's plan, then the scene where he makes a play for Jacqueline and she rejects him makes no sense. Perhaps he could be in cahoots only with Lydia, not realizing that she is also Jacqueline, but that would mean that all it takes for a woman to deceive Christopher is not much more than her wearing of a wig. Christopher's being in cahoots with Lydia would also mean that he would be delighted when he learns that his wife, Christine, played by Yvonne Furneaux, has been murdered, when in fact he is distraught. The entire movie makes very little sense. With the partial exception of Christine, all the main characters are unprincipled and obnoxious people, so it is difficult to have much sympathy for any of them.
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10/10
Amazing, intelligent movie
29 December 2016
This is a wonderful, complicated, extremely intelligent movie. I cannot even begin to understand why it is not much more highly rated by IMDb voters. It depicts the true story of an embezzler named Alexandre Stavisky, a charming but mostly unscrupulous swindler who was able to get away with his financial fraud for a long time because he had bribed and corrupted high French government officials. Law enforcement agents from different branches of the government eventually go after him, but the agenda of some of these branches and their agents is sinister. The main characters are shown in all their complexity, virtues as well as vices. The acting and dialogue and cinematography are all first-rate.
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1/10
Don't waste your time!
16 October 2016
Polanski made several good movies; this is NOT on of them. Indeed, this must be one of the stupidest movies ever made by anyone. It is not even remotely funny or frightening. The two leading characters are stumblebums who meander witlessly through a ridiculous plot. The beautiful women who adorn the screen are merely decorations: they have little to do but be the objects of the hopeless voyeurism of these two buffoons. In a scene straight out of a Donald Trump playbook, one of the bumbling idiots, who is played by Polanski, tries without her consent to touch the breasts of one of the damsels and she quickly smacks his hands away. Speaking of the Donald, who is more frightening than anything this movie has to offer, the character who is the vampire son of the principal vampire has a hairdo that is the spitting image of the one currently sported by Mr. Trump. Perhaps it will be a different stake, the kind he loves to eat, that will prove to be the undoing of today's "fearless vampire killer."
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Endeavour: Coda (2016)
Season 3, Episode 4
8/10
Nice episode, but some period details are difficult to perfect
23 July 2016
We enjoyed this episode, but I'd like to add my choice of anachronism, although of course there are so many efforts in the series to avoid such errors. It's the use of the word "Chair" for "Chairman" of a department at Oxford. I don't have any personal knowledge of Oxford, as another person does here, nor have I done any research, but in the 1960s the gender-neutral term was not really in use anywhere with a long tradition. The idea of such a word I think was lampooned for another two decades as implying that a piece of furniture was running the show.

I wanted to make this comment rather than wanting to review the show, but it was a good entry in a good series.
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9/10
Prepare to care
3 September 2012
This movie grows on you, so I recommend that you give it a chance. You may well find yourself initially annoyed by the main characters, but after a while they become sympathetic and even, in their own way, heroic. The main female character especially has more depth and insight than you might credit her with having on your first impression. The dialogue is good, as is the acting, and the plot turns are surprising. The scene that takes place in an old movie theater reveals the beauty of a bygone era. The couple in the supporting role bring their own complications and thereby add to the drama and fun. Altogether, an engaging movie.
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2/10
Poster Boy
23 October 2009
Warning: Spoilers
This movie has its charms, but the actor playing Lars is not one of them. Ryan Gosling will make you want to reach through the TV screen in order to choke him strenuously -- not necessarily with a view to killing him, but just to put him in a coma long enough for the movie to proceed without him. As portrayed by Mr. Gosling, Lars is a poster boy for the rapid administration of a prefrontal lobotomy by the closest village resident with access to a jigsaw or a knitting needle. The idea that an entire town would aid and abet such a nincompoop would be heartwarming, were it not for the fact that it is so unrealistic: there is bound to be at least one rational person in any town who realizes that the best way to deal with such an obnoxious person as Lars is to feed him huge quantities of phenothiazines while administering a succession of earthquake-inducing electroshocks to his troubled temples. I'm a big fan of psychotherapy, and ordinarily opposed to such violent measures, but for Lars, at least as portrayed by Ryan Gosling, I would make a special exception!
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Paper Clips (2004)
10/10
a beautiful movie, unfairly maligned by some IMDb "critics"
24 November 2005
Most IMDb commentators have justly praised this beautiful, inspiring movie. But two commentators have downgraded this movie because it supposedly focuses on the murder of the Jewish people only - as if this were not a worthy enough focus in any case. This "criticism" would be a joke if it were funny (the joke being the one about the mother-in-law who gives her son-in-law two ties, one brown and one red, and when he wears the brown tie to dinner she complains: "What's the matter, you don't like the red one?")

According to one "critic," the movie fails to address the anti-homosexuality that the critic claims is rampant in Southern Baptist towns like the one where the paper-clip project took place. According to another "critic," the movie fails to address the fact that the Nazis also exterminated millions of non-Jews, who were considered either enemies of the State or racial inferiors. The main problem with such criticism is that the movie does in fact specifically address these facts. The movie does in fact memorialize the millions of non-Jews also killed by the Nazis, such as homosexuals, Slavs, gypsies, Jehovah's Witnesses, mental defectives, socialists, communists, etc. The movie specifically refers to some of these groups, including homosexuals. I wonder what movie these "critics" were watching.

In addition, these "critics" failed to understand the message of this movie, which was the conscious teaching, learning, and practice of tolerance, not only towards Jews - as if this would not be a good enough lesson, in any case - but towards any community of people different from one's own, any community that one might otherwise be inclined, out of fear and ignorance, to stereotype, degrade, hate, and even try to destroy.
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Mother Night (1996)
1/10
an awful movie, implausible even in its own terms
10 October 2005
Warning: Spoilers
In order to enjoy Mother Night, I recommend that you have a lobotomy first. This has to be one of the most unpleasant and unbelievable movies ever concocted. More is required of the viewer than the usual suspension of disbelief: hence my recommendation of a lobotomy. But don't do it; you probably would not understand the movie afterwards, only now the reason would be having too low an IQ, whereas the previous reason was having one that was too high.

To focus on just one of the many implausible, indeed absurd, features of the movie, the chief character, played by Nick Nolte, is a German-speaking American asked by the American government to pose as a Nazi in Nazi Germany; via his hate-filled radio speeches, he transmits surreptitious messages to the Allies that help us win the war. He is married to the daughter of a vicious Nazi policeman, who really believes in Der Fuehrer and Nazi ideology. We are given no reason to doubt that the daughter was successfully indoctrinated in the Nazi hatred of non-Aryans. So we have to wonder about this couple presented as being very much in love: what do they talk about? How does Nolte manage to love his Nazi wife?

To focus on just one of the many unpleasant features of the movie, at the end Nolte is given the opportunity to prove to the world that he was indeed a double-agent. To say the least, he squanders this opportunity. I guess we are supposed to believe that he does so for a noble reason - to keep his spy activity a secret, so that prospective future American spies can engage in the same work - but to me this rationale doesn't make much sense and it is painful to watch the Nolte character accept it, if that indeed is what he does. You would think, after all he has been through, that he would want to educate the world as to just how painful the life of a spy is, so that prospective future spies would appreciate in advance what they were signing up for. Before signing up, these potential spies could apply moral pressure to the governments of the world that seek to recruit them: they could demand that these governments support them when the mission is complete, instead of abandoning and renouncing them.
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Artemisia (1997)
4/10
An unpleasant movie with beautiful bodies and great scenery.
12 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
The acting is good, the women are beautiful, and the men are handsome, so if you're looking for well-acted soft porn, this movie is for you. Otherwise, you are wasting your time. The motivation of the main characters, in particular the eponymous lead, is often a mystery. She could have just told the truth - the truth as presented in the film, not necessarily the historical truth - and her lover would have been spared time in jail for a rape he did not commit. Was she protecting her father, who went off half-cocked, as it were, when he impetuously instigated a malicious lawsuit? Was she protecting herself, with her reputation suddenly of concern when heretofore only her art seemed to matter? During the trial, this strong-willed woman turns to mush before our eyes. Conversely, her lover, who starts off as a narcissistic jerk, becomes a selfless hero during the trial. At least his motivation is clearer: he sacrifices himself for love. Naturally, since no good deed must go unpunished, we are told that she never sees him again.
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