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Muck (2015)
The Director Loves Boobs, and that's pretty much all this movie is
Don't get me Wrong, the standard Horror Movie is almost expected to have Nudity, but this is next level. The Director uses every chance he gets to show Boobs, almost like he's compensating for the weak dialogue and plot line (Which is one of the worst, if not the worst I've ever seen) The Characters lack any depth, and are so Irritating to watch and listen to, that I was actually looking forward to their likely demise. The Movie starts at an awkward point, where the Characters have already been through a lot, so straight off the bat, I was wondering what this Movie was trying to convey. For the lack of talent, or acting skills? Boobs. For the lack of relevant story lines, or dialogue? Boobs. Boobs are the glue that holds this weak Movie together, and are probably the only reason this movie Isn't rated a 1. Lucky for the Director, there will always be loads of talent-less actresses with Boob Jobs. Boobs.
Dead Still (2014)
Dead Still? More Like Dead Sh*t
I've seen a lot of Horror Movies, and although most aren't even a touch original, I still have no Idea what I was expecting from Dead Still. If you haven't already seen it, spare yourself the 80+ Minutes of your Life you'll never get back. The acting was awkward, and uncomfortable to watch, almost like watching a School play performed by 12 year olds. If that Isn't enough to put you off, the Storyline is probably something you've seen at least a dozen times. The crappy Dialogue also left a bad taste in my mouth. I lost count of how many times I cringed while subjecting myself to this "film". Not only does the whole thing feel forced, almost like the script was a rush Job to try make a few bucks, it actually felt like a chore to sit there and watch it to the end. Sure, I was cheering when the credits rolled, but not for the right reasons.