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Blinders (2011)
What was that?
I have to agree with the other review; that wasn't even a film. It was barely a trailer and none of wat was suggested to be the storyline in the summary was actually portrayed on film other than the attraction of one of the couple to Luke (not a spoiler; it's in the summary). While Luke is a beautiful guy, he actually didn't look 'all that' in this film; how did they manage to take a beautiful guy, tell us he's beautiful, and film him so poorly? Also not surprised this is (model) Luke's only film to date, since he couldn't even convey 'Yeah', 'Yeah', and 'Mmm' (the total sum of his 'lines') remotely well, which is almost impressive in its unimpressiveness.
A Stable for Disabled Horses (2012)
A strong contender for worst film I ever saw
The guy playing Benny can't act for toffee. I'm not even convinced there were a script, but the dialogue and behaviour was just weird. It wasn't even just OTT in a comedic way; just too far beyond realistic even for a farce.