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Woke Propaganda - again
28 August 2020
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I don't need to go into any expressive detail here, others have already done that. The problems with the story, with the idea, with the meaning of things. They'll be argued forever.

The one thing I can hope is that those who ask simple questions like "Ling Lun is flute player from Ancient China and she's a myth." then search for Flautists and find Jethro Tull and Ian Anderson like I have today. (holy heII, amazing!)

Or the whole prehistoric Grom, do the same and find John Bonham or Neal Peart

And ask yourself why make two of the figures to save the universe fictional women.

Because ....look at the title of this review
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Knowing (2009)
3/10
A movie whose trailer lies to you
20 January 2020
I remember 2009, things were a lot simpler back then. Things weren't as insane as they are now and the world was a happier place.

Of course that is unless you live in Hollywood, because during this decade and before 2012 we had a slew of absolutely horrible - yet enjoyably silly - disaster movies to watch, from titles as funny as 2012 itself to The Day After Tomorrow, we saw a lot of The End Of The World films.

This movie came out in the height of it and it was...an experience to behold.

I said it back in the day, I don't mind movies where the world ends, I don't mind movies that have religious themes, I don't mind Nick Cage as an actor that much.

But the problem I had back then and still do today, is the asspull storyline of using a numerology idea where you can predict any and all disasters by having random number generators throw out numbers. And inserting an allegory of The biblical Armageddon and then the Garden of Eden.

If you're going to do one, DO one.

If you're going to do the other, DO that.

Don't try and insert one into the other, because then you are just cheating the viewing audience into hating the film for lying to it.

You don't see people complain about the movies like Sharknado or even movies like Little Women for lying about their premise to get you into the cinema. They have their own barrel of crazy to deal with. But things like this, that have no real reason to watch outside of the religious who enjoy seeing this stuff or the mindless who just like splosions and don't care where they come from.

Everyone else just hates this stuff...
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Supernatural (2005–2020)
7/10
General Review here for the full series - individual ones separate
18 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Supernatural has been one of the staples of my viewing pleasure for well over a decade now and I am very big fan of the series.

And I wish I could give it a full 10/10.

But I can't

There's a simple reason for this, one that all fans of the show will agree is a thing and will be a point of contention for whether they agree with me or not.

For almost the entire series, there have been the exact same plot contrivances that happen and it gets boring after a while with the amount of times you see it.

I'm not talking about the fun goofy episodes or the experimental episodes, those are part and parcel of a sci-fi/fantasy action drama and I love the detours we see from a main plot to monster of the week to slapstick.

What bothers me is this. Every season we start with a massive issue. That gets solved within the first 3 episodes.

Then we have a rising tension between Sam and Dean (or others) and they go off on their own. That lasts 1 or maybe 2 episodes before everything is back to normal.

And every season.(except the first one) we see a main cast member inexplicably die. Be it Sam, Dean, Cas, Bobby, Charlie, or any of the cast. They die And are always eventually brought back.

I can take the series doing this occasionally, hell even referencing it in-universe with Sam and Dean at some point is fine to me, its self-referential humour.

But eventually, when you see a character disappear its going to be one of three things 1. oh they're on a solo mission in an upcoming episode 2. oh the actor/actress is taking a break for personal reasons 3. they will be back in a season or 2.

The stakes get to be so milktoast eventually that you roll your eyes at the deaths or sacrifices.

Supernatural has been and still is a decent show, with excellent acting and writing on the vast majority of points. It just is weighed down by the same-y plots and lukewarm risks.

The reason why this last season seems to be doing things a little better in my eyes is the definite ticking clock and knowing that this'll be the end. And that while they did the same freaking plot with the closing the gates to hell and the sacrifice.

I do feel like they're building to something very different in the end.

But who knows, they might just have a Jack and Chuck fight where Jack erases everything and remakes it with Sam and Dean being at peace finally. You know, really pull the rug of the meaning of the series out from under us, invalidating everything we've seen up to now.
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1/10
Disgusting
18 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The level of insult, disrespect, hubris and arrogance the writers of the worst of the CW DCverse have shown in this episode of what is supposed to be a coming together of hereos in a massive multiverse baffles me beyond belief.

Not only are spitting in the eyes of fans of a series that lasted a decade and was more faithful to the source material than anything the CW DC multiverse ever has even tried to be, but to try and make the strong and powerful woman who is seen as a horrible person in-universe and as an actress...

You turn what has been seen as the universally recognised symbol of the best portrayal of Batman in any version ever

Into a cynical, megalomaniacal despot who wants all life everywhere to end.

There is no way this was greenlit not knowing what the reaction would be and what the plans to try and spin the reaction would be.

No

Anything that sings the praises of this abortion of a storyline is never to be trusted at all.

Again Check their reviews, if there aren't any others or if they're all suspiciously positive

BOT

Do Not Trust Them.
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10/10
Amazing film and a gut-wrenching end to the story
12 January 2020
Where I've had points to argue in the previous 2 entries, in this film, I have zero problems with anything. I can easily suggest that the "adaption" is over with now and we're into original content territory now, with the problems of the series no longer hanging over the films head, we can completely focus on this as the movie plot and get the character development we need.

Everything is done masterfully in this, from the animation and character development to the addition of previously unknown people in the story that act as easter eggs for fans of the series and the story behind it, while not detracting from the overall plot.

Everything in this movie is done to perfection with glorious animation and set pieces, to one of the best character writing points I've ever seen in fiction. The character development works so well in this, so much that I think it has effected the industry to a degree with some series and their attempts at a shocking revelation. Its to be expected though, as there will always be people who see a trope and think its good to copy, but sometimes not putting in the work necessary to make it good for them.

But in this movie, it does everything as well as I'd want.
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9/10
Another amazing adaption of the series
12 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Like with my previous review, this film does things beautifully, it improves animation and look to jaw-droppingly amazing points and the voice acting is on point in both the Japanese and English versions. There's little to complain about and it should be enjoyed for what it is.

But like with my points about the previous movie, we have to see this from the point of view of a neutral or stranger to Anime and plonking a person who has no knowledge of Madoka or the series would find it hard to understand why Homura is fighting so hard for Madoka, as there's limitations to the character development with this being a 109 minute adaption of the last part of the series.

What also doesn't help is that this is a part 2 of the same story as we saw in part 1. If a stranger were seeing this and things pick up immediately after the death of Sayaka, they would be very confused by whats going on and its understandable why. I personally think parts 1 and 2 should have been given a 160 run time to get a full story being told for the parts of the story, but I get why Shaft did what they did, Madoka was - and still is - a very popular series and people would go to the cinema to see each part, so it would make more financial sense to break this into 2 movies and have it get more money.

But because of that, the film suffers a little bit, its still entirely decent and a classic Anime feature that anyone who loves love stories and the fate of the world should watch. it just doesn't get a full 10/10 on this one, even from a weeb perspective.
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9/10
Decent adaption of the series
11 January 2020
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As a feature length version of the anime series seen a year previously, the movie hits all the points that it needs, it has a vastly improved animation and art budget, but with it taking a third of the series and compressing that all into a shorter run time, there's going to be a serious amount of character development that is missing or lost.

I understand that this is not suited for the regular viewer or the casual viewer, that the vast majority of the audience watching this are going to be the type who have already seen this series and want to see it in a feature. But I do have to judge this based off of the idea of a non-anime fan watching this for the first time.

And while every beat is hit, the character interaction and understanding of why Kyoko and Sakura and Sakura's breakdown into a Witch is somewhat rushed and might have an outsider taken out of the movie for that and other scenes.

For an anime fan who loves the Shaft style artistry and gorgeous colours, its a definite 10/10 on everything, for those outside it, they will lower the vote depending on what they value more in a story. That's the only reason I put it as a 9/10.
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Angel Beats! (2010)
7/10
A decent anime about life, love and understanding oneanother
25 December 2019
I don't want to see a "SPOILERS BELOW" tag here so I'll just keep things from a general review.

The series hits all the beats it needs to make you love characters, to enjoy the ride they go through and to root for things. Its heart wrenching in places and it doesn't pull any punches.

And does all this while pretending to be a shounen battle military anime.

Amazing show and one of my favourites of the early 10's
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1/10
Absurdly bad movie
25 December 2019
In the era of the Disney owned monopoly of most of the enjoyable products we see on TV and cinema, you'd think that such a company would be able to take a hit and accept the loss of it, re-evaluate and work towards being "better".

Not so with Disney.

From the Rise of Skywalker, the abysmal Solo and other titles of the series they have produced, to the insanely insulting and demeaning "Captain Marvel", we've seen inflated box office records that the IRS are looking into with Disney, we've seen a disparity between the 7/10 to the 10/10 for reviews for these bad movies.

And you have to ask yourself. In a movie where every single act of the previous heroes has been completely undone.

What kind of actual fan would be happy with this?

What kind of actual fan would sit there and say "I think this is a positive act and I want to see more of these things."?

Would it be better if everyone had to have their actual identification to the things they publish? Would it be better to show the links that there are for the people who say/do these things rather than leave it to ambiguity?

Because what I'm going to suggest next is going to be given a Bot eventually, a set of bots that will have auto-generated lists of favourite shows and films, reviews across the board with the exact same type of thinking, where the blandest and most loathsome trite garbage is fed to you and these people are going to tell you that its good.

Well eventually the only thing you'll be able to trust is your own views. And that ultimately will be for the good.

But for now, when you see titles like

"Don't believe the 1/10 reviews" or "spectacular film!" to something as cookie-cutter and bland as all hell as the Rise of Skywalker, where the central character proves she's so much better than every other previous Force Weilder that she is able to defeat an enemy that had already been defeated by a prophesied chosen one. Who was and still is more powerful than any other Force User.

Check to see if these "reviewers" are all such real people with a list of different reviews on different things.

Or if there is a lot within a short space of time that all sound very much alike and don't have any negative reviews. That might be the only way to catch these little people out.

You don't see a negative review...they're not real. Why would an AI bot write something negative and that IS traceable back to a studio?

If Disney does it, other studios would blame them for every loss and sue them into oblivion.

So

Nothing but positives. FAKE

A lot of positives and some negatives, likely a braindead schlub who will take anything hollywood wants to give out.
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Shadow Skill (1995)
8/10
A glorious example of Ultra Violence era Anime
6 October 2019
Shadow Skill looks like a rather strange short OVA by the modern standards of anime film making, short on plot, high on action and violence. Some would consider this to be a thing lacking in the anime industry by modern standards and if you are going to look at it solely on that, they're right. But this is so much more than just ultra violence, this kind of thing was the beginning of the Anime Boom in the West, where imported sub versions drove up the desire for people to do voice overs and the Western Dub scene began.

For a short OVA based on a Martial Arts story in a short panelled manga, this ova does a helluvalot with the source material, from the insane action and violence, to the simple yet elegant plot that weaves its story very well, piecing together the heroes journey they're on and the fulfilment of the titular Gau coming of age character.

This was one of the first things I saw of Anime, one of the best things I've seen in ultra violence and I honestly want to see more of it one day, when there's enough demand for true violent and gory anime that doesn't involve Yandere characters.
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Doctor Who: Nightmare in Silver (2013)
Season 7, Episode 13
6/10
not the best from Gaiman
6 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
There's a lot I could say about the latest installment of the Cyberman run in who, a lot I wish I could say without coming off as insulting. This isn't a great episode, not by a long shot, and what is good is mired inside a lot of rubbish, take the underdeveloped plot of the Emperor, who was Porridge and other than the tiny little bit of him not wanting the responsibility of ruling? I don't mind the secondary and background characters that much, they were mostly there as Red Shirts to die, but some of them were problematic to say the least, killing of the Captain so early on was a mistake in my book, I would have preferred something like Ha-Ha taking centre stage at being the serious leader when the dogmatic and regimental Captain can't, but that's just me. I don't know how this happened really, other than internal meddling or too much responsibility handed to Gaiman, everyone can have a stinker every now and again. I love the new design of the Cybermen, they finally look more than the Cybers industry replicas we've seen since the revival. The short amount of internal dialogue between "Mr.Clever" and The Doctor were wonderful, seeing Matt Smith play off himself as he does two different characters was great.

Yet what I can' stand about Who is the terrible use of children in episodes. I know that certain episodes like to show things from a child's point of view. But why? Why oh why do we always have to get young actors who can't act? Merry Gejelh was a beautiful ray of sunshine for me in Rings of Akhaten, for the black cloud that hangs over this season is Angie and Artie are possibly the most annoying characters who has had since Adric, and that includes the whole Tyler family.

And the argument that probably has to come up eventually is the Cyberman-Borg comparison as they've taken a lot of the Borg characteristics on in this, I don't mind that much as the Cybermen were around a long time before the Borg, but some will complain.
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4/10
...well, that was an experience
26 June 2014
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I've argued against the consensus that Hideaki Anno hate's his fans before, I've tried to say that just because he feels the need to change some things and dislikes rabid Evatards, it's not reason to think him wrong. This movie has changed my opinion of him.

I'll say this first off, you want to change continuity in a story, fine. It's your work, you can do whatever the hell you want with it, whether it's a good thing or not, we've seen that with some of the best sci-fi epics in the last 40 years.

But don't expect to write utter rubbish and not be called out for it.

A lot has been said on the depression that Anno went through in the writing process of the Eva TV series and how it's effected his story structure, you can see it around the mid-point of the series changing gears at a horrible rate, if I'm honest, this movie shows that he needs someone to rein him in, there have been changes to story structure(I mean 14 years of character destruction just because he wanted it) additions and retcons.

This movie is a mess, from start to finish there seems to be no reason for it, nothing really happens in this other than build-up for the final movie. We've had major reset buttons being hit for major characters, we've had horrible, disgusting plot conveniences of no-aging for the Eva pilots without anything substantial being shown for them and the burden of spending 14 years in an adolescent's body (you know, the whole tortured Claudia style character). A major character was introduced just to be killed off, without any major development! AGAIN! I could let Anno off in the series, he'd come up with a brilliant idea, but the money was running out and he had to cut and paste together a quick resolution to probably the most important character interaction for Shinji. But doing this. After Two Films of build up, with a full movie to show just the blossoming friendship and possible love between a young man and an alien in the guise of a young man. This is unforgivable, I can't forgive a horrid mess of this mistake, Anno had the chance to give us what he'd complained so much about before. And he gives us the same basic thing, no character development, a choice to kill or not to kill and a breakdown of a Human mind.

Like I said before, if you want to change continuity then that's perfectly fine, I don't mind that. Lucas and Roddenberry both did the same with their stories(with a sliding scale of success). Now I know he'd already changed a lot of stuff in continuity by the second movie, but doing this is idiotic, he's changed continuity within his own movie series, while it's still running. You don't DO that. Breaking continuity while you are still telling the story doesn't work, saying something like: "billy went to the supermarket and picked up dry cleaning from the laundromat for his new book, then on his way home, Jenny found a £1000 and was evicted from her home because she was flat broke" yes there's a story there, but it doesn't make a lick of sense.

In essence, that is what he has done here, taking a story structure of "there was the First Impact 65million years ago, Humans came, then Second Impact came with Adam and brought the Angels, a union between Adam and Lilth will bring Third Impact, causing the end of the world." And stating now "Whoa, what are you saying, Third Impact is just a step along to the Apocalypse of Fourth Impact, didn't I mention that before?" If you'd stated that Third Impact was the end of the world, then stick to that and show a world in Purgatory for the third movie, you know because Kaworu stopped it at the end of the second movie. That could work, 14 years of a living purgatory would harden anyone, even people like Misato. So you can create a sacrificial Saviour of Shinji for the Fourth movie, you know like you're planning to do anyway.

The visuals are the only major tent pole holding this film up, because that're amazing as usual, but as for the rest, it's terrible.

The story is crap. It's a reason to turn away from the Rebuild series, I'll still see the final movie, mainly because I'm in too deep now and just have to hold my nose and swim through, if I'd fallen in on this just now, I'd have been easily able to give it up.

The only bright point is that I've got the full series limited addition boxset on my shelf and all the movies, that's enough for me and even though it's ending is as convoluted as this one is currently, I'm more willing to forgive that than this. Hideaki Anno hasn't impressed me with this sharp right turn, can his final movie change my opinion. I seriously doubt it.
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9/10
Surprisingly Good
23 February 2014
I blame one person for this fandom I am now a part of, his name is Chuck and I watched a review of the first episode-thought i the episode was worth a watch and by minute 13:50 I had been hooked, Bronys will know what I'm talking about.

Friendship is Magic is a wonderfully colourful and energetic example of children's animation done right. There's a beautiful style to the whole world, the art design is new and fresh while sticking to the established canon of the franchise, the voice acting is perfectly done for all cast members with very few hiccups worth noting, the stories are engaging and entertaining for kids.

Now to why me, an adult likes it-other than the damned Moe-ness that hooked me. This series has done, on the whole what few can, give entertaining children's TV a wider scope that few could hope to emulate, with the engaging and entertaining stories that work for the kids on one level and everyone else on another. But the main feature for me is the art style and the design choices, I've been a big Lauren Faust fan since before I knew who she was, I watched FHFIF and loved the original designs to everything there and again, the ideas and themes that Lauren came up with for this series shines through perfectly and while you could say some good things about the previous Generations of MLP, only with FiM is my love complete. The beautiful world that the team have and are continuing to create is jaw dropping at times.

You'd think that a cartoon show about magical ponies wouldn't want to delve into more complex stories, I mean it's a 20 minute toy commercial right? Well, that's the evolving sentiment of animation these days, as FiM is showing, the tone of the show allows it to go into realms of fantasy that I thought would be impossible and does so in a believable way, you can believe that terrifying dragons exist alongside the cutest yellow Pegasus to ever exist-ever! and not have it be jarring. The wider scope of Friendship is Magic in telling interesting and intriguing stories is a rare thing these days, when a majority in all fields of storytelling want to go the simplest route to make the most money. Sure, this is a story about magical ponies, but it's a story that is engaging and-for the most part-very well done, that is about magical ponies. MLP:FiM is one any fan of animation and/or good storytelling should watch.
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