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Reviews
Johnny and the Sprites (2005)
Avenue Q connection
Johnny (aka John Tartaglia) was in the Broadway cast of Avenue Q. avenueq.com it's a hilarious Sesame Street-meets-real life (plus Gary Coleman) show.
I just found it funny that a guy who is on the Disney channel was in such a risqué Broadway show.
Not that there's anything at all wrong with that, I think both are entertaining in their own ways, I'v got kids, so they're big JatS fans, but now I won't be able to stop giggling thinking of Avenue Q.
With songs like "The Internet is for Porn", "Everyone's a little bit racist", "My Girlfriend (who lives in Canada)", and "If You Were Gay" playing in your head, it makes watching an innocent Disney show weird.
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005)
Not as good as the first, but still good.
I've seen this movie twice now with my daughters (ages 1 and 3) and we all loved it. The animation style is the same as the first film (unlike Stitch: the movie, which has a flatter, less painted look) and the voice acting was definitely on par with the original. the comedy was still just as fresh as the first, though some of the lines did seem a bit forced, but with this film being between the first film and Stitch: the movie, I can see why.
Without spoiling anything, there is an emotional part in this film, so be warned that your kids (or you yourself) may get a bit teary. To tell you the truth, I cried, but my daughters didn't.
I would recommend this to any fan of the original movie, or any Disney fan out there.
1 Night in China (2004)
Horror-ific
From the distributors of One Night in Paris Comes this unnatural horror porn. This review contains minor spoilers, but I really doubt that will ruin anybody's day.
I'd vote zero if I could. Now, I"m not an adult movie fan in the least, but as a former pro-wrestling fan, and also a horror buff, I just had to check it out. To start out, Shaun Waltman and Joanie Laurer are no Pam & Tommy. Well, they're close, because Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer has the same boy parts as Tommy Lee does.
This movie is scarier than any horror flick, Has worse cinematography than a home video shot by someone's drunk dad (not that I expected much from a celeb porn vid), and it's about as erotic as watching grass grow.
This was like seeing an accident, you don't want to look, but you just can't turn away. Between disgusting sex scenes (if you can call them sex, it's more like frantic humping) is Shaun hamming it up in China, with worse lines than he had back as X-Pac or the 1-2-3 Kid, and that's really saying something.
I hope this movie is a lesson to Red Light District, just because they're are (or were) celebs, doesn't mean people will want to see them getting busy.