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Bonanza: A Rose for Lotta (1959)
Season 1, Episode 1
"Fire and brimstone!"
6 February 2023
Yeah, Pa's a lot more than a little over-the-top in this maiden voyage -- a sort-of would-be Mormon-style patriarch with a side helping of John Brown thrown in; a regular Bible-thumpin' menace.

Lorne Greene gives it a run for its money, but few in '59 would have welcomed THAT guy into their home on a weekly basis. Mellow him out just a touch to the stiff-necked (but ultimately reasonable) Ben we all know and we're good to go.

Not much else to remark on, since they manage to get the setting and characters established without too much "clunk" factor, but one thing I must protest loudly and long, and hope never to see again even as a joke:

Adam Cartwright does NOT wear a powder-blue hat to town, even when he's courtin' -- let alone when he rides into Virginia City lookin' for a scrap.

The NBC peacock should be ashamed of itself.

Not the worst pilot I've ever seen, not by a long shot -- and Little Joe is just so dad-blamed charmin' mos' anybody'd be minded to tune into Episode 2 ...
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Upstairs, Downstairs: The Swedish Tiger (1972)
Season 1, Episode 11
Whaddya, kiddin' me?
6 October 2022
Bad ersatz Oscar Wilde.

Performed badly.

By actors who don't believe in it any more than we do, since they are not asked to portray anything even remotely resembling actual human beings.

Sarah is the only sign of life from beginning to end of this tedious would-be comedic farce, and does her best to "make it go" -- but in vain: Her character has been so bent out of shape by the script that it's a wonder they ever let her back on the show.

Same with James and Elizabeth; Liz actually coming off worse than her brother, since you can at least imagine an amusing evening in his company -- away from the house, of course -- while Sis is so unutterably self-righteous and priggish that you wouldn't want her in your bed if she showed up buck naked with a bottle of fine Schnapps.

Down the Memory Hole with it ... and quickly, too.
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CGI
19 February 2022
Well, we're obviously getting to the point that the much-overworked green screen is no more convincing than old movies with laughably obvious "rear projection" scenery: Boy and girl on stationary bikes chatting each other up in front of some landscape filmed from a car so that it appears to "move" past behind them.

Any "willful suspension of disbelief" goes right out the window ...

And while I'm on my little soapbox, are all the latest monsters and natural disasters REALLY any more "realistic" -- or enjoyable -- than 'King Kong' or 'Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe"?

Really?

I like to see sets that somebody had to build; scenery that somebody had to scout out and photograph; and otherworldly beings that an actor had to create and some genius had to costume. Green screen can't touch the real McCoy.

So sue me.
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Well, At Least We Finally Know Why ...
3 January 2022
... there are no song-and-dance numbers in Scorsese's grittily realistic "Gangs of New York" ...

Not to worry, though: By the time the accountants get through massaging the numbers, Disney's tax liability will be less than zero, and the Feds will owe THEM.

And Big Steve will no doubt get his share of Participation Trophies at the annual Oscar circle-jerk.
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House of Cards (2013–2018)
2/10
Product Placement
7 May 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Without a doubt THE most effective ad for Apple this-es-and-thats EVER!!!

Especially the many, many carefully-wrought iphone sequences -- great looking phones and SO ESSENTIAL to the modern cut-throat lifestyle: My heart was constantly in my throat as actual text-messages on these GREAT-LOOKING PHONES advanced the plot at a speed so warp it's FRIGHTENING!!

(Can anybody tell me, since I am not an expert on at-a-glance cell phone design: Did they remember to have the loser characters use a non-Apple product, or did they just shot-gun Apple all the way?)

The desktop sequences were OK, too (even though desktops are so DYING) -- just can't get enough of that COOL APPLE LOGO ... ten or twenty shots an episode just isn't enough, and I really think at least three of these products deserve to be spun off into a show of their own!!!

Always nice to see Mr. Spacey do anything at all, but one episode was enough for me. "Macbeth" (the play) at about two-and-a-half hours is just about right for the subject; but Season One alone has twelve episodes, and the thing's still running, and since the pay-off of any take on "Macbeth" is the part where he finally gets splattered, well ... damned if I'm gonna spend years watching a bunch of really unpleasant characters fail to put enough pieces together so that Birnam Wood FINALLY gets to Dunsinane and Congressman Underwood finally gets his.

Not even to see a bunch of Apple products.
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10/10
Olivier Flat in "Devil's Disciple"?
15 November 2014
This is in answer to otter_c, who wrote: "The only disappointment is Laurence Olivier as General Burgoyne. Olivier castigated himself in his autobiography for botching one of Shaw's most hilarious roles, his personal griefs were overwhelming him at the time. He's nervous and unfocused, line after wonderful line falls flat. (He returned to form shortly after in "Spartacus" and "The Entertainer")"

All due respect to both you and Sir Lawrence, but I think this is an instance where his self-appraisal is a little off-target.

I've always enjoyed this performance as a very excellent portrait of a thinking man and wit under a great deal of pressure, with no idea that Olivier did not care for it -- thing is, Burgoyne IS distracted; he has more important fish to fry than this petty punitive hanging, and even before he gets the news about Howe he is deeply concerned for the continued viability of his command: He tosses off his bon mots as the after-thoughts of the kind of intellect who could actually write plays when he wasn't under siege in an unpopular war in unfriendly country.

And I find that makes them and Burgoyne funnier than, say, Ian Richardson's total self- awareness in the '87 BBC production.

Olivier liked to be In Control when he worked; and in some of the roles in which I do not much care for him I feel it makes him artificial and excessively mannered. So naturally, a performance given when he was overwhelmed with grief is gonna rankle the perfectionist in him; but since he was preoccupied with other, more important (to him) matters it put him willy-nilly square in the same frame of mind as I gauge Gentlemanly Johnny to have been in as disaster loomed, I feel it really helps make the performance live in a way the studied Olivier technique might not have come within yards of.

The two men -- the actor and the general he portrays -- are up against it, but instinct pulls each through even if more distractedly than if under less severe constraints; there is still enough of the essence of each to make a credible showing.

The artist is not always the best critic of his own work; and Olivier's General Burgoyne is excellent work whether the actor knew what he was doing or not.
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Theatre Night: The Devil's Disciple (1987)
Season 2, Episode 1
6/10
A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
15 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Not that I didn't enjoy watching this (sort of ... ), but I think this production is wrong-headed -- there are very few places where the sparkling wit characteristic of GBS is given a chance to breathe.

In form "The Devil's Disciple" is a melodrama; but one of the things Shaw attempted to do with the established forms of his era was to turn them upside-down and inside-out to reveal their limitations as representations of life; and this play is no exception. The director and cast of this BBC production apparently decided to play every scene with the kind of High Seriousness that would raise the melodramatic form to exquisite heights, instead of revealing those dramatic conventions (and the false societal codes behind them) as absurd.

Laugh after laugh is strangled in its cradle as the actors display their chops -- starting with the early scenes featuring Richard Dungeon's mother. Shaw meant you to laugh those kind of people right out of your mind and circle of acquaintance, not take them with such deadly gravity; the play should dance right along, not trudge, the dramatic and philosophical points making themselves with effortless good celestial humor.

The old Lancaster/Douglas film was much closer to the mark, as was a college production I saw many years ago that knew how to spoof melodrama, not insist on it -- and both were better representations of the kind of thing Shaw had in mind.

By the time Gentlemanly Johnny Burgoyne is allowed to sparkle, it's too late; and for my money, Laurence Olivier's breezy turn in the film beats Ian Richardson's somewhat labored performance into a cocked hat.

But the very worst performance of a Shaw play I ever saw was well worth watching; and that goes for this conceptually-flawed, all-but-plodding version of "The Devil's Disciple.
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5/10
"Most authentic" -- Really?
6 April 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Saw this movie when it was released, and was delighted: It was good to see Marlowe back in period L.A., dressed properly and surrounded by the right cars after the noble (but failed) experiment two years before of the Altman/Gould "The Long Goodbye".

For me, though, it hasn't worn well; and I am particularly mystified by all the claims here that this version is somehow more "authentic" than the vastly more entertaining (it was Chandler's favorite Marlowe film) "Murder, My Sweet". When you have eliminated the Anne Riordan love- interest character in favor of a newsboy; combined quietly deadly psychic Jules Amthor with Dr. Sonderborg into a loud, crude, butch-gay whorehouse madam and set Marlowe's captivity in her joint instead of a private hospital, added an entire subplot surrounding a trumpet player and his family, and deleted Detective Randall, well ... I fail to see how that is any more "true-to-Chandler" than the changes in the Dick Powell version.

The film looks great, the music and period details are right, but there really isn't any "there" there: Mitchum's too old (although he always has and always will look better in a trench-coat than anyone in history), Charlotte Rampling's too willowy and silver-spoonish to have EVER been the Velma Valento of the novel; in general all the parts were better cast and acted in "Murder, My Sweet", and there is a leaden feel to a great deal of the film that Chandler certainlt didn't put there.

Only John Ireland's portrayal of cop-on-the-fence Nulty really grabbed me when I revisited my VHS copy last week -- it's not the Nulty of the book (more authenticity?), but Ireland is fully engaged from start to finish while Mitchum often dozes and Rampling simpers and pouts.

Do yourself a favor: First read "Farewell, My Lovely" (still a hard-boiled treat), then watch the Dick Powell and Robert Mitchum versions in any order you choose. (Extra Credit: get hold of James Garner's "Marlowe", a re- telling of Chandler's "The Little Sister" and add that to the mix ... )

I think you just might find that Powell & Company are truer to the actual rhythm and tone of a novel which dances (yes, that's the right word) edgily from light-footed hilarity to angst and back again with side trips into quick, tart social commentary; good as Mitchum occasionally is in this one, he (along with Bogart in "The Big Sleep") just ain't the often-puzzled-but-always-game dancer that was and is Philip Marlowe.

This version of "Farewell My Lovely" is selling nostalgia, not Chandler.
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