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Arcadian (2024)
Makes no sense. There is no plot or story.
Okay yes the boys have to be home by dark and the father insists. But they are allowed to go anywhere by any means. How did the father find his son in a ravine in the middle of the night? And how did the other son find both of them in the middle of the night and fight off monsters and rescue them. Why do the monsters stand up to everything but knives and clubs. I guess guns were'nt just mad fore them. OK why burn two houses down? So you could live in the woods? I like Nicholas Cage but this movie has so many holes in it I can't enjoy it even after two tries at it. Good luck and good trails LOL.
Thank You for Your Service (2017)
I wanted to like this movie
I wanted to like this movie until I saw Miles Teller in it. Then I knew it was going to be slow and not very good and a little above B rated. It is a story about nothing really. A story about guys with post-tramatic- stress -disorders pretending. If your are looking for a war movie this is not it. I don't know why this movie was ever made. It has no substance, goes no where and ends up no where. I am just going to fill the rest of the letters with my own crap. It is not a good movie, It is not a good production and any any that gives it a better than 2 stars should be taken out and shot. God Bless The Queen.
Magellan (2017)
Wow what a snoozer
Even though I watched part of this movie for free on Tubi I still feel like I got ripped off. I first tried to watch it on-line and did not get any farther than thirty minutes. So after two tries I still do not know how in ends, if there is an ending. I am so glad I did not pay to watch this piece of garbage but like I said still feel like I was ripped off. I like sci-fi movies and I enjoy watching 50's and 60's black and white while not technically accurate at least they tried with what they had at the time. This POS does not even try. No story, no plot, no dialogue and the sets are ludicrous.
Sahara (1995)
I don't understand a lot of this movie. For whey the water was so important as they could have turned and got more. Then it was like the only water in the desert.
I don't understand a lot of this movie. For instance why the water was so important as they could have turned around and got more. OK forgetting that why did they try to take on a 600 attacking men with no water that wanted water and try to fool them they had all kinds??? They had enough water to last themselves to get out of the area to their own lines , run and let those attacking men die of thirst since the well was dry. Other things but that bugged me. Why not just light out on watered horses that had plenty to drink and their horses were dying. Didn't make much sense to me and probably won't. I put in 600 letters.
Goliath (2016)
Half Good Half Bad
I started watching this with an open mind because I really like Billy Bob Thorton. The first season was worth watching and I thought well done. The second season was not as good but still watchable with a hint that there would be be some eerie super natural overtones (kind of ruined it for me). Third season seemed to be a mess as more supernatural overtones and reminising/flashbacks don't help and ends with a less than satifactory ending. Some where in between they must have changed directors because there seems no continuity. The fourth season started and I thought right away this will be worse than the third. My recommendation, watch 1st and 2 nd then quit.
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)
OK but full of holes. Put mind in neutral
I am not going knock the cast as I feel they did what they could do with such a script. The premise was ok but with one huge hole in it. The Prosecutor alleged the accused had purchased all those shirts, pants, sweat pants, sneakers, jacket, knife and a dog and made the dog bite in the exact same place after the incident to cover up the crime after it happened. Why didn't they do an examine into his past to see if he ever owned any of those before hand. They went as far as to say he bought the sneakers off EBay to cover up his crime? Why not go back farther and see if he ever bought them before? And the dog...If he owned a dog before the crime I'm sure friends and family would have noticed it. It just kind blew my interest and there's more that doesn't fit.
SAS Rogue Heroes (2022)
Nothing to do with reality
I was disappointed almost from the start but managed to hang in there for part of episode three hoping it would get better. It has nothing to do with reality and Aero Smith, ACDC and Guns and Roses music does not help the situation and only distracts from the period it's trying to portray.. The Special Air Services were heavely trained before they left Great Britan not trained on the fly and not from gaol (jail in British). This is a mini soap opera disguised and a true piece of history. I gave it a two instead of zero only because of Sofia Boutella whom I find intrigiung and alluring is in it although she had little to do with the plot. Give it a pass.
Rocket Hunter (2020)
At least they used cardboard instead of plastic
Thank god they used cardboard in stead of single use plastics. What a friggin joke. Watch if you may but I turned in off after first few minutes and jumped ahead to the suposidly action shots. RAF pilots in a cardboard box in front of a terible green screen There is no action just fat fxxxs sitting in an office deciding how the cardboard box war should be won. And it is the corniest green screen ever watched. It is so bad it may win it should win a rotton tomato award of -10 or puy in on Mystery Science Theater 30003. It is that bad and not even funny. I hope you enjoy it because I could not, it is so lame.
We Go in at Dawn (2020)
OK...Where are the aircraft?
Zip, Now where are the aircraft as depicted in the poster or anywhere? This is just another low budget so called "war" movie that doesn'r make sense except to sucker in and exract your hard earned quid. No action, no shooting, no evplosions, no planes, no blood and least of all no point. Just people running around hiding and some girl having a chit-chat with a German prisoner at gun point. I have to say save your money and look elsewhere. Watch Kingdom (USA) but still or Argo, for suspense. True stories.
This movie sucked there was nothing but watching and planning an attack against Germans which you never see nor happen. I honestly don't see the point because the movie is all talk and no action.
@Mol10965 and all the others,
movies like the "Dirty Dozen" and "Kelly's Heroes" were made to be action comedys. They were not to be taken seriously. But when you call a movie "We Go in at Dawn" and show spitfires in the poster you may think it is an actual air battle. Quite the contrary. None actually fly.
Hollow in the Land (2017)
Meh
Only redeeming factor is Argon. She has my heart and seems ot put effort into her role. Limited number of characters so you know the bad guy off the bat, Otherwise OK sunday couch watching but don't expect much. No twists or turns you haven't already guessed or navagated.
Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman (2021)
Why again???
A very much better version has been done. "Monster" with Charlize Theron way better , I think she won an Oscar for her performance. This is some D movie dressed up version of what really happened. Save your money for more pop corn elsewhere.
Jurassic Hunt (2021)
Anoyher Classic
Type of low budget and I mean low D minus movie shot in one location trying to make it look more. Go paint or mow the lawn. Better yet scrub the toilet.
Settlers (2021)
What movie???
There is no movie. No beginning no end no plot no story no moral no excitement nothing. I think it was made to showcase Sophia again! Glad I watched it on a Sunday hangover cuz helped me sleep.
The Ice Road (2021)
Tries too hard
Starts out as a rescue mission which in it self would be a solid 5 star but turns into some convoluted conspiracy theory. It tries to appease too broad an audience. I never watched the end since it became so mundane. Acting was OK on Liam's part but you could tell he only did it for the pay check. The other main characters sucked. LF only plays for like 10 mins then written off but liked his role all the same.
Counterintelligence (2020)
What are the odds?
What are the odds of 15 "different" reviewers having reviewed practically all the same movies? Hmm, that tells you a lot about a movie when "reviews" have to be paid for.