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EuroTrip (2004)
Who on Earth is giving this film good reviews?
Seriously - THE worst film I have ever seen. And I've seen Gigli. And Jaws 3D. Hell, Space Camp is one of my favourite films, but this?!? NONE of the jokes are funny, it's racist, xenophobic and stereotypical. It's poorly shot, casted, directed and produced. Not even slightly believable, and just plain NOT funny.
Notice how everyone who likes this film is American? That's because this film totally conforms to outdated American stereotypes of what Europe is like. I doubt the script writers have ever been outside the mainland US.
There are plot holes and location errors all over the place, perhaps if any of the lines or characters were vaguely humorous you could ignore this. But they're not. Nothing is funny about this film. Not even how bad it is. Send it to the bottom 100!
Jaws 3-D (1983)
One reason you HAVE to watch this movie...
There is one reason you MUST watch this film - simply THE most comedy mechanical shark ever known to man.
I'm sure it's very scary in 3D, but seen on a home TV (I'm not aware of any 3d cinemas who play this film on a regular basis. In fact, I'm not aware of any 3D cinemas outside of Disney World. And I'm not aware of any cinemas anywhere in the World that would play this film, 3D or not) it's just comedy.
I won't spoil some of the plot by describing what the shark does, but it's just so unbelievably bad you can't help but laugh. I can't even imagine it looked vaguely believable when the film first came out.
If not for the shark - watch it for the gorgeous Lea Thompson!