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In the Mix (2005)
Ushers mafia wet dream
Oddly the worst thing about this movie wasn't Usher's acting. It might have been that this entire film is one giant ego trip on the self adoration train and sadly their are many many stops. We are forced to watch as Ushers character Daryll is painfully irresistible to the opposite sex and the movie piece by broken piece dismantles Dolly's seemingly strong relationship with her fiancé Chad and then carefully constructs a new relationship with Usher. At no point did I think of the main character as anyone but Usher. He played himself in a world were he lives out his Italian crime sex fantasy.
This film is 911 disaster porno bad. 95 minutes of vanity peppered with the most annoying character in the history of cinema, Frankie Junior. I begged for mercy every time he made any kind of contribution to the story. Strangely Kevin Hart was good. A shining beacon in a sea of feces.
Warrior of the Lost World (1983)
Endless fight scenes + Annoying bike
Everything made no sense.
Why was Donald Pleasence a robot? It never said. Why did the subsonic speedcycle have to repeat everything three times? Why were the fight scenes half of the films running time? Why was the Professor Caucasian and his daughter Indian? Why did guns just not work for the omegaNazi's's?
Questions that will keep me awake tonight.
If you took mad max, the exact character of Dr No from You Only Live Twice, Kitt from Knight rider as an annoying Japanese motorbike and put them all in a blender you get something like the plot of this film. This was a tough watch, tread carefully.