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Father of the Year (2018)
Minor laughs, Major crap.
Spade's part must have been written for Adam Sandler (by himself probably) as Spade keeps going on and on with a Boston-style accent and mannerism that are those of Sandler's. Even his hand movements are similar. My guess is Sandler had a scheduling conflict and gave it to Spade.
The movie is barely ok. A couple of funny moments but overall it is an utter disconnect and zero flow. Boring, Pass.
Letters to Juliet (2010)
The most predictable plot ever.
15 minutes into this movie you will have figured out practically how every event will unfold; there are no twists, turns, surprises of any sort. Was this a cheesy Harlequin Romance written by a 17 year old girl? Unbelievable settings; everyone is seemingly wealthy, unlikely timelines; letter getting from Italy to ..anywhere so quickly (never mind actually GETTING there!), the appropriate people having died, you name it, it will be found here. Amazingly everyone they encounter seems to know English and having been to Italy I can assure you this is far from the truth. Also just about everyone in Italy appears to be a smoker yet I am not sure I even saw one smoker in this borefest. Extraordinary coincidences abound and clichés are clicheed to death.
Terrible.
Nothing (2003)
Terrible garbage
I'd give this piece of crap a 0 but I am forced to give it a 1 as it's the lowest permitted. This is a piece of garbage. Worse. A piece of garbage. Worse! All the jerky camera movements made me feel like barfing, not to mention the horrible and ULTRA annoying "acting". The best actor was the damned turtle. The plot? SUCKED! You don't care for the characters. They are retarded. You want them to die. You want this stupid college artsy-fartsy thing to end. You press the "stop" button about 30 minutes in; you at least give it a chance. After returning the rental back to the store you give the clerk an earful and spit on her face. Then you never EVER mention it again; you don't even recommend it to your enemies.
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
just horrible garbage
What a waste of film and all the chemicals used to develop it. Stupid stupid plot, terrrrible acting and totally unbelievable situations. Is everybody retarded in this movie? How can you NOT notice a dead guy? A dead guy who: doesn't go into rigor mortis, doesn't have blood pooling to the lower extremities, keeps smiling while dead and keeps his mouth shut. The plot gets worse and worse as the movie goes along (at a dead pace I might add..).
Now I remember why I haven't seen this movie since it came out.... Give your money to the bum on the street and you'll feel better.
GOUGE MY EYES!!
Just a warning; don't even stand next to the box of the sequel; your IQ will drop 50 points.
Out for a Kill (2003)
Someone poke my eyes!!
Steven Seagal sure is full of himself. That and pasta, twinkies, chips, beer and whatever else has bloated this idiot to the shape he's in now. Not that he was ever in great shape but he's looking more and more like Jabba The Hut nowadays headed for a beanbag-like ending.
This "movie" is ridiculous like the rest of his crap. All his "martial arts" moves are repetitive and stupid; more like pimp-slapping. And what's the deal with having a wife just DIE in every stupid "movie" he makes? Aren't the studios sick of this moron yet? Why did I rent it? My wife and I wanted to see a truly stupid movie, "Glitter" was out, sooo.....
He's a big fat Oriental-wanna-be idiot.