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Fishing Naked (2015)
8/10
Great movie
21 September 2020
This is an awesome, light, "family" movie. I enjoyed everything from the cinematography to the soundtrack. The story is entertaining, the casting was great and the hidden gems like the bricklaying doctor were amazing. Watched multiple times and even with the few plot holes, this is super wholesome.

Great job.
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Alone (V) (2020)
3/10
Predictable, rehashed, boring
19 September 2020
This is another reboot/rehash/remake of all these 90's movies. It brings nothing new and you almost feel like watching on fast forward.
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The Old Guard (2020)
7/10
Finally, "real" super-heroes.
24 July 2020
This puts all the Marvel and DC junk to shame. Finally a super hero movie where they're not bitten by a radioactive spider or other random nonsense.

This is somewhat scientifically possible (as opposed to all the mainstream superzero junk), doesn't spend hours on endless repetitive fights, and has a story to stand tall on.

Well done. Hope the sequel teaser comes to life.
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2/10
When 3 A-listers can't pull a movie...
20 July 2020
Let's bring in 2 more B listers. Had to fast forward twice during the first 10 minutes and resisted the urge to stop the movie after 25 minutes. Absolutely terrible. Bad writing, bad acting and bad story.

Robin Williams would be ashamed.
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City of Lies (2018)
2/10
What the what?
10 July 2020
Boring, slower than a snail in molasses, and historically inaccurate.

At least it's refreshing to see Johnny Depp playing an actual role and not rehashing his pirates crap again.
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Sunshine (2007)
4/10
It had potential... but.
9 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
As stated in other reviews, the last 30 minutes made this go downhill faster than a snow mobile on a rocket.

The refusal to show the intruder clearly were by far the biggest annoyance.

And the shaky cameras... this is not an action movie. It only served to deter the entire mood.

And lastly.. we never really know the motivations behind the attack.

Could have been much much better.
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Contagion (2011)
8/10
Oh the irony
30 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This is more topical now than ever, right down to the (alt-)right peddling misinformation and selling snake oil.
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Underwater (2020)
5/10
Meh.
28 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The best part of the movie was seeing T.J. Miller die.
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3/10
What the ... did I just watch?
28 March 2020
Rehashed to act cool. Plot holes bigger than craters on Mars. More than half the actions scenes are CG (I mean, how old are these guys anyway). This smells of absolute desperation for a quick buck. Even the humor was terrible compared to the first two. The only cool part was seeing Hudgens play a badass, but she didn't nearly have enough screen time.
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Pixels (2015)
3/10
Wouldn't exist without Futurama
18 March 2020
This bad ripoff of a short film ripped off from Futurama's Tales of interest is pretty bad. Imagine a president this bad... wait... just replace Kevin James with donald duck trump but with failure instead of success. This is neither action nor comedy. Fantasy should be the only tag.
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The Week Of (2018)
3/10
This is a comedy?
17 March 2020
Nothing funny happens. This should be a (bad) drama with a little humour.
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That's My Boy (2012)
3/10
Meh.
14 March 2020
Adam's Sandler's "only accent" he uses in all his bad movies is overplayed and boring... but it's nothing compared to Andy Samberg's abysmal acting.
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Little Nicky (2000)
2/10
When was the last time you stopped a movie?
14 March 2020
For me it was watching this wreck. If this was supposed to be a comedy, it didn't make me laugh once. The overplayed "stupid boy" Sandler role brought nothing new. I'm glad I didn't waste time on this movie before but sad I did now. This was definitely a low in Sandler's career.
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1/10
One of the only movies I watched on FF
6 March 2020
Boring, predicative, generic.

I actually watched this with the remote it was so boring.
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3022 (2019)
2/10
A bunch of has-beens trying to stay relevant
5 March 2020
The movie premise had potential, but the bad acting by washed up irrelevant actors made this unbearable.
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Ultimate Expedition (2018– )
2/10
Boring.
8 February 2020
This should have been two hours max. It's 10 episodes (5 hours) and nothing interesting happens until the 7th episode; the rest is just filler and useless jabber.
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2/10
I wish...
25 January 2020
I could have slow-mo-got-shot until it ended.Unnecessary, bland, pointless money grab.
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3 from Hell (2019)
3/10
Should have left them dead
9 January 2020
It was better as a duology with a decent ending. This is unneeded and managed to make the whole thing worse.
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The Witcher (2019– )
2/10
Another game rip-off
24 December 2019
Why is everything game-based to terrible, ALL THE TIME? The soul of what made the games great is completely missing.

Netflix is the new Uwe Boll.
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The Aeronauts (2019)
6/10
Don't listen to the incels
20 December 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was good. not great, but still had its moments. Sure, the science is a bit lacking (when the balloon hits an air pocket at starts falling, it doesn't magically just stop like it hit the ground), but the script is still well written and the cinematography quite good.

It's based off two different real people that had nothing to do with each others. The incels are mad that a woman (gasp!) took the place of a man. But the woman was an actual aeronaut; Coxwell was replaced by well-known aeronaut Sophie Blanchard.

This, like almost every other "based-off" movie, is just a lose representation. It's still a good movie and never meant to be historically accurate.
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Joker (I) (2019)
1/10
Absolutely horrible and desperate cash grab
17 December 2019
Bad acting, bad CG, and the story is just pathetic. Apparently the ability to laugh, smoke, lose weight and put on make up means great acting. Worst movie of the year, hands down.
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Changeland (2019)
8/10
Underrated
17 December 2019
This movie is amazing. From the captivating cinematography all the way down to the soundtrack. I'm usually not one for the slower-paced movies, but here everything just fits in perfectly. Great "debut" directing for Seth.
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Hustlers (2019)
1/10
Any movie that hires a thief and a criminal
28 November 2019
Deserves one star. If it were anyone else they'd have been fired and it would have been a huge deal. #HypocriteMuch.
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9/10
Excellent
25 November 2019
A "Musical" everyone can finally enjoy. On every level. Except Sam Elliott and Dave Chappelle.. Useless as usual, just in it for the cash.
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2/10
When a bunch of has-beens become a bunch of try-hards
24 November 2019
Everything is boring. The story, the "action", the dialog. Yawn.

There's no depth, there's nothing to keep you interested. It's a bad spin of rehashed material.
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