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Reviews
The Stand (2020)
I bought it, now regret buying it
This is so disjointed that if I HADN'T read it, I would be totally confused. Okay, watching it if I hadn't, and hare it. What was the "appeal" of telling the Story this way? Okay, I'm definitely not subscribing to Paramount if this is the crap they authorize and consider entertainment. The 1994 version much better.
Age of Dinosaurs (2013)
If you want a movie to enjoy making fun of...
This would definitely be THAT movie. I was stunned while watching it and after watching a few minutes, (I hadn't seen the opening credits to know that it was an ASYLUM movie), I thought to myself, "this had to have been made to make fun of." It just had to be, because NOTHING could be this STUPID on purpose. Wow... there is so much wrong that I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched it... but I'm sure with good snacks, good drinks and good friends to sit and watch it together (with the intent of Mystery Science 3000ing it), it might be tolerable. Otherwise, AVOID this stinker. By the way, we need to bring back Mystery Science 3000 just for Asylum movies... or Sinema Sins.