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Kukushka (2002)
Top 3 Most 'painful' films ever...
After struggling through the first 50 minutes, I got smart and Fast Forwarded it on 8x - and didn't miss a thing! Several pieces of the film are good to excellent - the acting, scenery, set, and production are the highlights. But, nothing can save it from the abysmal script - and the plot can be summarized in 3 sentences (which i won't do here). Watching this film is like watching 3 simultaneous uninteresting monologues. No one even pretends to know that they aren't being understood. I've been in situations involving extreme language barriers, and this isn't even remotely close to reality - or entertainment. By the end, I figured out that I'm 'cuckoo' for sitting and watching more than 15 minutes of this film (which would probably be more interesting without subtitles)!
Walkabout (1971)
Made my Top 5 list of worst movies i've seen
This movie seems like it lasted 4 hours - i'm not sure how long it was. my pet rock shows more emotion than any of these actors. the only redeeming quality of this movie is the nature and nudity scenes - otherwise it would have gotten a 1. honestly, this movies seems like someone's class project - who would release it again (OK, maybe a pedophile or a hunter...)? this whole movie could have been condensed into a 15 minute short flick and a 1 hour national geographic special - and it would have been more enjoyable! one amusing thing was that in the audio commentary, they didn't even apologize for the lack of cohesive dialog - saying that young boys just blabber and that's what they had to come up with!