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Glasshouse (2021)
Made it 20 minutes in.
Low budget, ok production values with a plot that a snail could speed past. A dystopian movie that is about endurance for both the characters and the audience. I gladly failed the endurance test.
Moon (2009)
Inanely boring, low budget mess. A TRUE REVIEW.
If a low budget, slow burn, low tech, cringe worthy sci fi is your thing then this film might be for you.
Added together the silly premise of sending a solo miner on a 3 year mission to the moon, black and white monitors, communications to earth that somehow are by message only and you have one boring unrealistic mess of a film.
Watch if you want to waste 2 hours of your life.
Foundation: The Mathematician's Ghost (2021)
Hot mess of lost opportunities.
Sadly, Foundation is a woke, boring, over complicated mess of poor scripts, poor acting and good production values (hence the 3 stars and not 1).
Evil: S Is for Silence (2021)
When did the show turn into a comedy?
From great to an embrassment in 60 minutes. Honestly the absurdity of this episode was quite astonishing. Just a hot mess of stupidity.
Star Trek: Discovery: That Hope Is You, Part 2 (2021)
Desperate woke rubbish
Appalling woke ideology disguised as a series of Startrek. The show was already on life support. I'm sure based on the reviews season 4 is already DOA with a large sign pleading 'Don' t resuscitate'. For all of our sakes please don't!
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Now I know what true garbage looks like!
Wow, that there was a budget made available for this 'film' and known actors ready to play roles in it says a lot about the state of movie making in Hollywood. If the film had been a send up of the Hollywood elite it would have made more since. However, it was an embarrassing mess of forced jokes, silly characters, woeful lines and ridiculous plot lines. If you want to see just how bad movie making has become please by all means watch this film.
Calls (2017)
Is this a joke??
The horror is that someone out there thought this 'show' was a good idea. Seriously, anyone reviewing this garbage with anything greater than 1star should seek professional help.