Reviews

If you've seen the trailer, then you don't need to see the film. Every funny moment of the film is shown in the trailer. It's actually a more sad film than the trailer makes out so you just leave the cinema feeling disappointed.

The acting in the film is brilliant, but the film shows comedy moments from literally the last 5 to 10 minutes of the film so you sit there just waiting for the moments to happen. Completely ruined the film. I guess the cinema will be happy because they took my money, but unfortunately it means that the film rating has to be no more than 5 out of 10. The rest of this review is just to fill the remaining character limit.

S1 10/10. S2 pretty good. S3 terrible. I'm not even going to finish S3, you lost me at episode 6.

The first season is unbelievable tv. Highly recommend to everyone. It'll have you thinking about metoo and other topical issues. It really gets you thinking and feeling sorry for people who you'd have thought you would never have compassion for.

The acting is first class. Great job Apple TV. Shame you didn't call it a day after S2. Season 3 is all over the place and isn't easy to follow. The lockdown episode comes out of nowhere to the point I no longer care what happens afterwards.

That's it. 600 characters.

The story is interesting. Powerful people above the law getting away with literally murder.

The execution by Netflix is worrying... the first two minutes of the 3 part doc is basically a trailer telling you everything which is going to happen over the next 3 hours. Could basically turn off then.

The final part of episode 2 (presumably to make you watch episode 3) is disgraceful. Literally just starts telling you about another case without any storytelling.

I'm starting to wonder if documentaries are dead and slowly just becoming fiction. Netflix are to blame for this, throwing out low quality docs month after month, with only one gem every year.

An absolute education into the history of British football. Full of jaw dropping moments.

Incredible to see where the game came from and what it has become (I watched this 25 years after it originally aired).

A must watch for all football fans.

It's got everything... drama, comedy, emotion. Excellent acting, excellent story. It could go on for years. It's one of the best tv series I've ever watched. Don't know how anyone could not enjoy it.

Firstly, if you're reading this thinking of turning off during the first episode, my advice to you is get past it. You'll be glad you did. The first episode was full of irrelevant sex scenes which added nothing to the story which I can only imagine was to make it 'sexy' and secure funding for the rest of the series.

Once that's over, the story is great. 3 characters from different backgrounds coming together. So many great lessons in how the world works and how crime is at all levels of society - some crime just more obvious than others.

Series 1 and 3 were brilliant. Series 2 started pretty confusing and all over the place for me but picked up later on.

I had high hopes for the film jumper and was very very disappointed. The storyline was awful, it was basically a cops and robbers superhero film, with no actual story.

The only reason this film didn't get 1/10 is because of rachel bilson, and it did show the colosseum in a lot of its glory.

The love story between the two characters was pretty poor, i think the director didn't know whether to make this a romantic film, an action film, or a superhero movie, none of which it did well.

To some up jumper it was basically one group of people trying to stop another group of people from just teleporting around the world... why? Im still not really sure?! As for Samual L Jackson, I've seen him in so many really poor movies lately, this and 1408 have both been shockers for jackson...what is he playing at! Don't waste your time on this film.

This film is definitely up there with the worst films I've ever seen, probably in my top 5 of worst films. I laughed once and that was when:

EVAN: "im building something" Evan's Secretary: "i hope its a barber shop"

That was literally the only time i laughed in this 'comedy', awful compared to Bruce almighty which as a big Jim carrey fan...wasn't even that great!

This movie lacked the humour of having God's powers and was more about family bonding. Id class it solely as a family movie, definitely not a family comedy.

Seeing a bird poo on someone's shirt is not hilarious, neither is a beard that grows back instant!

I didn't even think the special effects were great, the animals looked really stuck on, it was like watching a film which hadn't been 'glued' together properly

2/10 film - avoid!

1408 is a film about a guy who is portrayed to be not scared of anything, within 30 minutes, he turns into a 17 year old, blonde, cheerleader from scream 3. I can honestly say i don't have many positive words to describe this film, it resembles the number 23 and one or two scenes reminded me of this. Certain scenes such as one near the beginning where the main character is signing autographs in books seems to have no point within the film, I thought the girl who seemed to be his biggest fan was going to come in to it later on, however the chat she had with him seemed completely pointless. One of the most painful parts of the film was when the main character was trying to escape from the room by screaming, the camera panned around and the face expression of the actor was much to be desired – it looked awful! I would have been quite happy for the film to of ended when the main character woke up on the beach for the 2nd time, as if the previous 45mins were all a dream. Don't get me wrong would not of saved the film, but would of prevented me from the pain of watching a father and daughter crying in each others arms in the most untouching manner. Sorry paramount but I have literally no idea why you agreed to distribute this movie, and as for Samuel L.Jackson, I think this can go down as one of the films I will try to forget you ever took part in. A final note would be save your money & buy the first 'saw' movie if you want to watch characters escape from a room with mystery.

I watched this film last night and did not enjoy it in the slightest, I went to see the film with an open mind, i laughed twice in the whole movie. If this is British comedy, I'm German!! The cinema laughed along with this film, but i was not alone in my silence, I think this movie only appeals to people who find this poor comedy funny, probably the big fans of a jimmy Carr live DVD. The cast for the film was good, but it failed to help rescue this film, A highlight in the film was Steve Coogan's 30second appearance and there was one funny bit in this movie i remember which was the bit where the fat guy says a girl has been fingered and Simon Peggi spits out the cranberry juice! Other than that, i left the cinema feeling robbed of £2.20 - Thank god for orange Wednesdays otherwise i probably would of made a complaint to the BBFC!