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Meteor Moon (2020)
This was Bad, even for a Asylum movie
Don't get me wrong I knew it wasn't going to be a masterpoece as it was an Asylum movie but this is one of there poorest efforts.
I'm perfectly OK with a lot of their movies, you sit back and watch it knowing they are going to far fetched or cheaply made, but for light entertainment these movies are often watchable if you dont take them seriously. Some others because they are so bad its fun.
This wasn't any of that, this was so Bad it was just Bad.
Talk about overacting. Every scene was forced.
Oh God, the props.. I've seen better props on Thunderbirds are Go cartoon.
I know they've made a few Shark movies and I think they forgot this wasn't one because they were 'Jumping the Shark' constantly.
Lowest score I've ever giving an Asylum film as usually there is something that redeems it a bit.
Definitly the worst Asylum film I've seen.
Youve been warned!
Invasion Planet Earth (2019)
Enjoyable and Novel, just dont compare to a Hollywood Blockbuster
Nice and fairly original story for a film.
Yes there were some problems, but it had no budget and was essentially fan made.
Why do films only need a budget of many multiple of millions of Dollars/Pounds, for people to appreciate them. That is just Film Snobbery.
Some might not like the story and thats fine, watch other genres, but dont complain about special effects that werent as good compared to Hollywood,... Well no S##t!
I think most mainstay films all copy each other these days, like ticking all the boxes. That's getting boring.
We need to start encouraging new writers and directors.
Give this film a chance and dont go in with preconceived ideas.
Triassic World (2018)
Not bad for a B Movie Horror Flick
While not great, certainly better than a lot of B movies. I think its obvious from the title and summary what your going to get. You cant expect it to be a top cinematic movie, and while the plot is straightforward it was still an enjoyable movie to waste a couple of hours.
One of the better Asylum films/B Movie films and if you go in without huge expectations (and again why would you for this type of film) then just enjoy it for what it is.