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Operation Bikini (1963)
999 monkeys make a movie.
new words need to be invented to adequately describe just how bad this film is. to call it stupid is a compliment. i just watched this on turner classic movies. my god what an embarrassment, the most profound sentiment it raised in me was to hope that all involved with making it were severely beaten afterward. i was rooting for the japs. i'm having trouble filling ten lines of text for this review because lets face it how many different ways can you say horrible? three more lines to go. this movie is terrible, this movie is an insult to ed wood, this movie should be burned and every participant still alive should be hunted down like simon wiesenthal on a nazi then have their DNA eradicated from the gene pool. stick a sharp pencil in your eye before watching this horrid crapulence
The Abyss (1989)
watching this movie is like reading the rest of this review.
watching this movie is like reading the rest of this review. a large empty space without much to say.
this movie is boring boring boring.
clichéd dialog and clichéd characters.
half way through you realize you could care less about the story and by the end you just hope they all die a watery death.
although Ed Harris does manage to give a decent impression of hackneyed performance.
the best thing that can be said for this movie is, it effectively killed the semi career of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.
the most memorable exchange: "we just lost the crane" "the what?" "the crane!"
the end.