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Enterprise: Dawn (2003)
The least you could do is make the alien look different...
...if you wanna rip off enemy mine, that's fine, I guess. But man, they stole the whole doggone plot, turn for turn. The least they could do is come up with a different looking mask for the Enterprise alien. I think they must have just stolen Louis Gossett Jr.'s mask and glued on a nose!
Orange Is the New Black (2013)
That gritty, realistic dialogue though...
According to Orange Is the New Black, here's a typical conversation among the underprivileged, undereducated minorities who have been oppressed by the man:
Inmate number 1: "Yo, yo, yo. Did you catch that sh*t my man was layin' down? Home boy was going' all Pablo Neruda on his ass!"
Inmate number 2: "Word! But you know what it REALLY reminded me of, doe? Sh*t was really more like Jeffrey Eugenides' prose in "Middlesex!"
Innmate number 3: "For real? 'Cause my ass was 'thinkin' homie was influenced by da work of Thomas Pynchon, like "Gravity's Rainbow" and sh*t. Ya feel me, ma?
Innmate number 4: "I feel you on dat sh*t, fam. But on da real: my black ass couldn't help but be reminded of "Candide" by Voltaire!"
Innmate number 5: "B*tch, please! You MUST be trippin'! That wasn't no Voltaire reference. Dat n*gga was OBVIOUSLY going' all Machiavellian up in hur! Ain't yo dumb as ever read "The Prince" from 1532?
Innmate number 6: "Sheeeyat. I was reading "The Prince" while yo mama was still shoplifting Similac from da White Hen. If you knew sh*t about sh*t, you'd know dat n*gga was talking 'bout some serious "Their Eyes Were Watching God" sh*t by my n*gga Zora Neale Hurston, yo!