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Out of the Wild (2019)
Started out strong and then fell apart
The character building, backstory, all excellent. Had me totally engaged. Then it seemed like the movie budget ran out and they needed to wrap it up quick so things started jumping and the flow just stopped. I still liked the movie but the transition around the time he had to go back to pay off the debt is where it lost me.
Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer's Curse (2015)
nice
Although I said before that I would probably never do this again, I lied. The movie is watchable, and in my wife's opinion (which I respect) was 'nice'. It's not all the horrible things that the 'critics' say it is. It is a 'nice' movie and was watchable for a movie night that I had no idea what to pick which usually results in me picking a movie that I think might be good but for no reason other than I think "why not?". Sometimes it really works out, most of the time it doesn't, but it's never 'bad'. This movie is in the 'it's not bad' category. Dang, once again I'm hit with the 10 line minimum and I really thought I could get past it via the old 'high school essay method' of double spacing my response. Sadly, it doesn't work. They reformat your text. So I have to babble on just to qualify. Seems a little silly, doesn't it?
Mortdecai (2015)
I liked it!
All the really 'bad' reviews I see are 10 page dissertations of.... I don't know what. I liked the movie. It was funny, had a "Inspector clouseau" feel to it. But I laughed. And I liked it. I think the people that wrote these long-winded reviews of what they think is so bad about it, are people I would not want to hang with. Just saying. Oh wow, I'm being told that a review of less than 10 lines is 'inadequate'. So I have to put in some filler to just get posted. I said what I had to say in 3 lines. Why do I have to babble on to be considered "legitimate"? I don't get it. Some of us can actually say what we think we fewer words. And I still don't have enough lines to qualify. The movie is great for a light-hearted, I just want to watch something that doesn't require major involvement, I don't know. It's hard writing a review here if you are a person of few words. They require you to be verbose, so by definition, they are being discriminatory against the people that speak with few words. I'm insulted and will probably never do this again.