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Dreams of You & Me (2015)
Don't waste your time.
Horrendous movie, lazy writing, cheapest production I've ever seen in a movie, avoid at all cost. I feel sorry for whoever financed this movie obviously got no return for there investment. The direction and writing was child like at best, I felt sorry for the actors in this movie having to work on this amateur production. Can't understand how movies like this get made by unknown wannabes that have no talant it's sad. Lets hope nobody gives this director anymore money to make anymore rubbish. This movie would make you want to pierce your eyeballs with a fork yes it's that bad, not laughable bad but sad bad.
Poltergeist (2015)
Worst remake ever,watch the Original instead.
Spoilers ahead.
Sam Raimi strikes again ruining another classic horror this time not his own.
The most terrifying thing about this movie was Jared Harris trying to put a Irish accent on,it was like he was auditioning for Darby o'Gill and the little people. The 2nd most terrifying thing about this movie was Rosemarie DeWitt's hairy pits in the bedroom scene but this could have been down to a lack of money from no one having a job in the family. I mean they looked like they were really struggling,they only had 40+inch hd TV in every one of the rooms in the house except the son's room (because they really don't like him very much),they just bought a pretty big house,have a pretty big car,tablets and of course where would a struggling family be without there iPhones.They possibly could only afford all this by living on chicken nuggets and not buying clothes hence the empty closets.
This movie was so bad on so many levels,from Cgi to the story to the acting.You could see Sam Rockwell's pain in making this movie,felt like he didn't want to be in it and who could blame him the characters had no chemistry,they were cold and didn't feel like they cared for one another and didn't seem all that devastated when Madison gets taken,when in the original the first five minutes you can feel how close the family are. I haven't seen this in 3D and glad I didn't as I feel they missed some great opportunities to redo scenes from the original when they show the paranormal investigators the daughters room for the first time and all the toys are floating and spinning in the air,in this one we get a baseball rolling down the hall and comics been built like a house of cards wow. I was shocked to see it cost 66 million to make this for it looked like it was made from a smaller budget then Paranormal Activity. The Cgi effects looked like something from playstation 1 which ruined one of the most memorable scenes from the original,The tree scene looked so cheap and didn't have the intense build up to it,also if you have seen the original you will remember the famous clown scene that was terrifying,well guess what they messed that up too.
I knew it could never be as good as the original and did not see the point in remaking it for the original still looks amazing today. But saying that I did not think it would be this bad,it is not just the worst remake ever made but possibly one of the worst movies ever made.