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South Park: The Succubus (1999)
Incubi Cartman's Eye
A somewhat lackluster episode but still entertaining, and also still funnier to me than most of season 1 and 2 but then again I'm a huge fan of the later seasons. Cartman's eye exams and doctor is great, Chef is always a treat, and Mr. Derp is such a goofy wacky character, I hope he doesn't never come back ever again except for in the background. 7.9.
South Park: Spontaneous Combustion (1999)
Raaaandy
One of the first episodes with Randy as the center, even if it's not our Randy that we know and love yet. Regardless, he's funny enough I'm this episode and Kyles dad having trouble getting it up (on the cross) are always funny to me. 8.1.
South Park: Rainforest Shmainforest (1999)
The Rainforest Will Kill You
It actually will, I should know, I am the Rainforest. But seriously, this is a pretty good episode. We've got Cartman being the more classical Cartman in that he's almost somewhat of a masochist with his abuse towards others (in this case animals) and Jennifer Aniston does a great job as the guide. Overall it's pretty funny. 8.3.
South Park: Prehistoric Ice Man (1999)
Ice Man Preustoric
I like this episode a lot, a lot a lot, but it's one of those South Park episodes that is just so frustrating because the characters are somewhere on the spectrum (not the good side) (just kidding) (not really) anyway it's just a funny episode. 8.1.
South Park: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998)
Really Charlie?
I've always liked this episode a lot even though it's nothing too special. It's great, it's not extremely funny or eventful but I think the obvious appeal is Charlie himself, and seeing Cartman's family is just kind of weird but not in a bad way. 8.3.
South Park: Gnomes (1998)
Gnomes
This is a really great episode and easily on of my favorites from the earlier seasons. It's just got so many great moments, and is also some of Trey and Matt's examples of not being too political, but doing it right. 8.4.
South Park: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998)
Really Charlie?
I've always liked this episode a lot even though it's nothing too special. It's great, it's not extremely funny or eventful but I think the obvious appeal is Charlie himself, and seeing Cartman's family is just kind of weird but not in a bad way. 8.3.
South Park: Spookyfish (1998)
Fookyspish
This is a great episode and a good example of early South Park at its best. I've always loved the simpler episodes of South Park, where the story flows linearly and just makes sense (even if murdering animals don't make sense) it's just concise and good. 8.4.
South Park: Chef Aid (1998)
Chef Has Aides
Honestly this episode is very forgettable to me but I do like it and enjoy it. It's funny and any episode with Chef is great, one of my favorite things from the earlier seasons. And of course, all of the guest stars are amazing, I couldn't believe they got all of them. 8.0.
South Park: Cow Days (1998)
Cows For Days
I've seen this episode so many times now that I should be sick of it, but frankly it's sticking with me like Elmer glue. Nothing too special about it, again, but I think it's just a funny simple one. 7.7.
South Park: Clubhouses (1998)
Hubclouses
Took a little reviewing hiatus due to lack of interest in doing the only thing I swore to do. Anyhowway, this is another decent early episode, still nothing special to me personally but I'm also a huge fan of the South Park humor in the middle seasons. 7.6.
South Park: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (1998)
Roger Ebert Should Review My Review
Maybe my least favorite episode of the season, though I can't say for sure. It's just really really forgettable for me honestly. I don't know why, there's just not much going on. 6.9.
South Park: Chickenpox (1998)
Just Okay Guys
It's just okay, guys. Just okay. Okay, it's just. The end is great and saves an otherwise meh episode. When I say meh for these early seasons they aren't bad episodes, but knowing the caliber of comedy Trey and Matt get into in the middle and later seasons it's hard to compare them equally. They're just different types of humor. 7.4.
South Park: Summer Sucks (1998)
Summer is Just Okay
Okay episode after two okayer episodes. Not bad at all, still has the same humor as the earlier South Park episodes, but I dig it, the story with Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat is pretty funny. 7.1.
South Park: City on the Edge of Forever (1998)
Uhhhhh
I've never really liked this episode and I really don't know why. It should be funny, the bud driver always kind of sucked as a character but her storyline with Elvis Presley the truck driver is funny, and the kids twisted flashbacks are okay, I just don't care too much for it and usually skip it. Still above a six though, 7.0.
South Park: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (1998)
Another 7 in Heaven
One of my least favorite from season 2, but only because there's not much happening. Not a bad episode just kind of meh for me. Jesus is funny and Satan and Saddam is great. 7.0.
South Park: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (1998)
Indie Films Rule
No they don't I lied. I've seen this episode so many times I'm starting to hate it. But then again Chefs salty balls make the episode pretty rad, other than that it's a good one and feels like a classic. 8.0.
South Park: Conjoined Fetus Lady (1998)
Does It's Job
Nothing great here. Kyles mom still sucks (she really does) and dodgeball is actually really fun I can't imagine the boys not liking it. Regardless, the episodes okay, the nurse is right and it deserves a 7.5.
South Park: Chickenlover (1998)
Respect My... Love For Chickens
This is a great one, only because of Cartman. That's right, I said it, Cartman saved the day. Is it sad that Officer Barbrady can't read? Yes. It's also sad that homeless people exist, therefore I do not have to enjoy Officer Barbradys A plot. 8.2 For Cartman.
South Park: Ike's Wee Wee (1998)
Poor M'kay
This episode is always bittersweet for me. The A plot with Ike and his wee wee is boring for me, personally, but I've always loved Mackeys B plot. What I hate though is that he had the chance to be happy and free and instead he's back to normal. Still funny though. 8.3.
South Park: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (1998)
She Sure Is
I like this episode a lot. Some funny little things happen here and there and overall I laugh as I watch, I truly do. Cartman's mom is some sort of mythical sex creature (right?) and Cartman's dad is actually a little bit confused. 8.2.
South Park: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus (1998)
That Saddam Fellow is a Real Jerk!
Okay episode but definitely a bad starter for the season, though I get that they might have wanted to have an episode without any of the boys before the reveal of Cartman's father. Nothing too special in here it's just Terrance and Phillip and Saddam Hussein, typical Sunday night. 7.0.
South Park: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut (1998)
Cartman's Mom is a Fellatious Woman
My favorite episode of season 1. Great episode, Cartman's mom loves some good sax, who doesn't love some good sax. Anywayhow, the episode is great, Mr. Garrison is still gay, Kyle is Jewish and living his life and Cartman might also be gay??? Very possible 8.2.
South Park: Mecha-Streisand (1998)
Barbara, Barbara Streisand
Probably honestly genuinely my least favorite episode of season 1. It's not bad, it really isn't, it's just boring for me. Barbara Streisand in it sucks, she's annoying, they did that well. The rest of the episode is just okay for me. 7.2.
South Park: Tom's Rhinoplasty (1998)
Munch Some Box
Pretty boring episode honestly. Sue me. There isn't a lot going on, though there's some good jokes about being a lesbian that land well. The boys licking carpet is great, and Cartman eating a box was hilarious. Still obviously not "South Park" yet but we're getting there. 7.4.