This movie made me jump up from my couch in a trance, climb 52 floors in my highrise apartment, exit on the rooftop, scream out "Why me, Lord"! Transfer all my bank account funds to Spike Lee, email my parents explaining that I can never forget this trash movie and I rather die then to live with the memory, cover myself with lighter fluid, pull out a 50 piece of crack cocaine put it in a glass pipe inhale with one long pull, set myself on fire, leap from the rooftop while shedding a single tear, then slit my own throat in mid-air.
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