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Dune: Part Two (2024)
went to see scifi, saw a teen flick
Its a teen romance drama masqueraded as a scifi movie. From the 2,47 hour runtime 1.30 hours are close up shots of Zendayas face like in soap operas. I saw this movie a few days ago and have already forgotten most of it. People who have rated this as a 10 have most likely forgotten how actual 10s make you feel, those movies stay in your mind for a long while. I mean movies the alien, blade runner, even a little never movies like district 9.. Dune is not even close to those, in any category. Its a sad fact a great scifi epic is reduced to the most simplest form, and theyll be making at least two sequals. I will not spend any money on those nor should you..
The Batman (2022)
Forgettable
Pattinson as batman is very average. Keaton, Bale clearly are above the rest. This is maybe equal to Val Kilmers batman which was equally forgettable. Whereas this doesnt stoop as low as Clooney..
Best part of the movie was clearly Oz played by Colin Farrel and i was thinking watching this movie that if they decide to carry on with this cast, they should show us the movie from the point of view of The Penguin who was the most interesting character. And then Batman would be more menacing threat as he is not shown all the time..
Anyway as you can figure out this movie wasnt that great when i was already thinking about the next one and how it could be improved to break the boring mold they insist on doing these movies over and over again.
You can also tell when the director isnt that good at his job for example the driving scene, they are driving in pouring rain, yet the tires of cars are screeching like at a race track.. thats just dumb and as this was meant to be a "more realistic" batman it showed they totally failed at that aswell.
Peacemaker (2022)
not for me
I have to admit i couldnt get much past the opening credit scene so this review is lacking. Im 38 so surely im not in the target audience, but after 10 minutes i knew this was not made for adults. The first 15 minutes were so bad i fast forwarded the show, and will never give it another chance.
American Horror Story: Take Me to Your Leader (2021)
Someone should get fired
First half of the episode is great, second half was unwatchable. Its obvious producers simply didnt have the balls to make it black and white for 45 minutes so they added some nickelodeon stuff halfway through. Someone should get fired for this.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)
Oh boy
The movie became a comedy for me after the sauna scene. Her skin was boiling at 110 celsius which is a little hotter than your average sauna. How can you take a movie seriously after that?
The Outsider (2020)
2 hours of gold, 8 hours of boredom.
First few episodes had me thinking this was going to be a great series.
The last two episodes made me so angry that im finding it hard to put it into words.
For the life of me i cant figure out how they could screw it up so badly.
If you havent seen this yet, please dont you will only get disappointed and frustrated like me. Its almost like they had good writers in the beginning and they got replaced by total amateurs halfway through..
Dont believe the good ratings, they only saw the first two episodes or are involved in making of the show somehow.
Titans (2018)
Changes dramatically between seasons
First season as I remember it, was pretty good. At the very least it was binge worthy. The second season really blows my mind, and not in a good way. Seems like theyre making all the mistakes here. What was a gritty show, now seems like a soap opera for teens. Dialog is "omg, does he really like me" caliber stuff.. Most of the characters are awful but all are of course models from victorias secret, you know because thats reality. Special effects are made by children with a commodore 64. Costumes worn by actors at times look like they were made by a soccer mom in 15 minutes for a late halloween run.. Watch the first but skip the awful second season, let the writers know that this lazy crap wont do!
BoJack Horseman: The Showstopper (2018)
wow
This was a 10 for me! Bojack is fantastic, melancholic, absurd, weird. everything you wish for.. 20 minutes of a-class entertainment
Disenchantment (2018)
from groening
Its obviously in the same vain as The simpsons and Futurama. 30 minute episodes are maybe too long, dialogue isnt fast and witty as you might hope.. Biggest thing that bugged me was that the best voice actor Matt Berry was underused, he was mainly the reason this got any laughs from me. With that said its still funny at times and will continue to watch in the future..