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The Green Knight (2021)
How on Gods green earth is this over a 7 rating?
Long boring scenes that don't make sense, loud weird orchestral music playing at random.
Whispery low talking characters so you have to turn up the sound but then the other audio
becomes too loud so you have to constantly adjust the volume. Practically every scene has
a long drawn out dramatic pause as though something is about to happen but nope nothing
interesting happens because the movie sucks. Watching most movies is a waste of time
but this was a waste of wasted time which makes about as much sense as this movie.
Oh but the ending, I don't think I've seen worse. This should have a 3 or 4 rating so I give it a one.
Paranormal Caught on Camera (2019)
Interesting footage, Terrible 'experts'
The footage is interesting and I like a little backstory on it as well, but they need to lose the 'experts' I have to skip the video forward every time one of them starts talking which is really annoying. They all say the same meaningless things over and over. Why do I need someone to tell me what I just saw? Why would they even waste production money paying these people to make their show worse? It is mind boggling.
Paranormal Emergency (2019)
Fairly entertaining but its all fake.
If you are looking for a paranormal show that has verifiable stories and real locations, this is not the show for you. I have looked into several of the episodes and found that all aspects were fictitious. People, places, dates, are all made up as well as the stories themselves. I would not be surprised if every single story is completely fake. I was fooled at first because the people sharing their stories are actually quite convincing.