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Fallout (2024)
9/10 - How To Look Like That In A Wasteland Tho?
I haven't played the games and after few episodes, I started to wonder this looks somewhat similar to Silo (2023) TV Series and since the first game came out in 90s, did that show "borrow" ideas from the game but then reading some trivia, found out this show's story and plot is completely different than the games others than characters, setting and perhaps few references here and there.
Great series, enjoyed the characters and despite being very heavy emotional typical dark dystopian future for humanity it had it's moments of mild humor too.
One "secret" I really would like to find out is, HOW to stay and look in pristine condition while mostly walking around for miles in a wasteland filled with deserts and radiation affected plant life. Lucy, one of the lead female character, had ZERO marks anywhere on her face, her uniform always stayed in mint condition and even her hair were not only neatly tied up all the time but stayed shiny as if she just had her hair done by a professional. The ONLY little mark shown on her face was that minor cut on her lips that happened during one of the action sequences.
I would love to know the secret of staying like that, it must be some sort of magic in future, right? It simply can't be a "Hollywood" magic....
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
First Half Worse Than Amateur YouTubers Parody Videos!
Where to begin? I guess right from the start when it felt like I am watching a compilations of some random amateur YouTube parody videos, and NOT even a good one. Too much forced comedy for the sack of comedy. It's like Mr. Taika really wanted to stay true to those three words, Marvel Comedic Universe. Unfortunately, that's what majority of MCU movies have been for many years.
I would like to think even kids are probably tired of forced lame cheap kiddy humor, like "story telling" and Zeus Court scene, but Box Office numbers tell a different story. Apparently kids, and probably their parents to some extent as well, are actually into this sort of cheap, lazy, lame and nonsense stuff. So, who am I to argue when they are making hundreds of millions, right?
Enjoy if this is your cup of tea but if you already had it enough with what Marvel has been offering for last few years, then give this one a miss and in reality you won't miss much at all.
The ONLY saving part of this otherwise crappy movie is Christian Bale's performance. Who probably just wanted to have his name on the list of Actors who worked in a Marvel movie, or maybe he was offered a ton of money to participate in this pile of crap. Bale, as usual, gives a great performance despite generic lame dialogues even for his character and tries his best to make sure audience get some of their money's worth.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
One sequel no one asked for or needed
This movie has zero impact on the trilogy story. It is something that no one really ever asked for (for the very obvious somewhat disappointing 3rd part) and after watching this, I don't think anyone really needed this either.
*Spoilers Below*
To sum it up, "The Analysist" realized for whatever reason first Neo and then Trinity both MUST stay connected to The Matrix for it to function properly or it will destabilize and won't work. He decided to resurrect them both when he finds out keeping only Neo connected was not enough and they needed Trinity as well. But they also needed to be kept apart enough without them ever being a couple or it will destabilize The Matrix. (Confused? It doesn't get any better!)
Neo on the other hand, had a hard-on for Trinity and decided to save her and remind her who she really was. At the end they both got together but it didn't look like The Matrix had any stability issues at all since they both were "freed" out of The Matrix at the end and it was still working fine. Oh and now Trinity can fly too, so yay!
Black Widow (2021)
You WILL hear terrible accents and you SHALL LIKE IT!
Those super FORCED TERRIBLE Russian accents ruined this otherwise decent movie for me. Half way through it came to the point where anytime any of those "Russians" even opened their mouths before saying any word, I almost starting yelling SHUT UP! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT RUSSIAN, don't try to pretend otherwise. You can see actual average Russians on youtube with MUCH BETTER and believable accent when they speak English AND they actually look like Russians unlike these very obvious Americans who didn't look Russians from any angle and on top of that, ONE thing that could make them believable (accent), they were TERRIBLE at that.
Once again, FFS! SHUT UP AND DON'T TRY TO PRETEND YOU ARE RUSSIANS....
WandaVision: The Series Finale (2021)
She walks FREE after kidnapping and forced labor?
What a huge let down. So, lets get this straight. Wanda uses her magic to enslave hundreds (if not thousands) of innocent people who CLEARLY show the signs of NOT agreeing to her forced labor whenever they were free'd from her control for few secs, she uses magic to change the look and reality of a whole town and at the end she just walks away without any consequences? Just because she was feeling lonely for Vision?
Thanks Marvel for going as generic as usual MCU movies, nothing changed there but then again why change when it's working and your fans are paying you for same crap over and over again, right?
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Strong first half, disastrous 2nd half. 6/10
I am being generous to give it 6/10 only because I liked first half of the movie a lot. It was all going sort of OK until out of nowhere general public started acting crazy everywhere even tho Maxwell has just started granting wishes and did so with only very few people. Things NEVER got better from there and it was only downhill. Looks like they went MCU formula with everything getting chaotic and then every single person in the whole world becomes "good guy" and magically heroes win at the end without any logic and sense.
Gal Gadot was 'wonderful' in first movie but looks like this time around while working out to build up some muscles, she forgot how to act fast speed running, very high jumping and in the air fighting. Those in the air or fast running movements looked so fake that I could easily guess where exactly were those wires hanging during the filming. Mall and Highway scenes were prime example of how NOT to act in air combat and super fast running.
Merry Christmas everyone and I can feel for you if risked it and went to theaters for this lame movie or if you spent some $$$ and subscribed to HBOMAX only for this. Perhaps you can cancel your sub before the trial period ends ;) hint hint!
PS: I am not even gonna bother discussing those ridiculous scenes with president and nukes .....
Batwoman: Pilot (2019)
You can find better facial expressions on animated characters!
Ruby Rose can't "act" if her life depends on it. And it's VERY obvious when you see her in any scenes as Kate Kane. She does look great in suit but we all know most of those scenes are done by stunt doubles.
Just watch ANY of animated tv/movie where Batwoman/Batgirl appears and you can clearly see those animated characters have better facial expressions and emotions than this plywood.
What does it say about Bruce's security or the lack of it when a random girl just walks in (Luke didn't even know her, no excuse of her being relative) and finds out Batcave entrance, goes in there without ANY security hurdles, and figures out Bruce is the Batman after all. Yay! And then all of a sudden by just looking at some diagrams, she's OK with Batman not saving her family and she decides to become Batwoman because why not, anyone walking around randomly with some military training can become Batsy!
I am giving it 5/10 and being VERY generous.
Game of Thrones: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2019)
9/10 One of the Best episodes!
Plenty has written about how great the episode was, filled with character moments. I took off 1 star and rated it only 9 because of one "there must be sexual nudity" sex scene and that too out of all the people involving Arya....
Comedy Central Roasts: Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis (2018)
Joseph Gordon Levitt is to this show what James Franco was to Oscars
Right from the start, Levitt sets the (unfunny) tone for the show. He can be summed up with just one line. "Joseph Gordon Levitt is to this show what James Franco was to the Oscars."
Most of the roasters are not funny at all. Everyone wonders why are they there and I was wondering why am I wasting my time watching this? They don't even know what a "roast" is, some mediocre random jokes is NOT roasting someone.
The hour is saved by Edward Norton who does a great job at roasting Willis in a very sarcastic way. His jab at MCU movies and specially The Incredible Hulk may rub some (a lot of) people the wrong way but it was part of roasting Bruce Willis and fit perfectly.
Jeff Ross, while being funnier than everyone else, was actually just OK when you think how bad everyone else besides Norton was. If everyone else sucks, then of course you gonna have some OK jokes look great too.
All in all, I gave it 5 / 10, thanks to Norton and Ross for saving this otherwise train wreck of a "roast" show. If you are watching on a streaming service, save your time to avoid clingiest jokes and moments and just skip to Edward Norton and Jeff Ross parts.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
7/10, Popcorn film as long as you keep your brain shut and watch the CGI spectacular!
This review contains minor spoilers.
There are few things you will be doing right after you finish watching this movie.
1- You will most likely be completely silence or speechless.
2- You will want to watch the 2nd part ASAP!
3- You will search the Internet for "What powers does Cap. Marvel has?" or read her bio on wiki sites.
4- You will be wondering WHY did Dr. Strange not ONCE used his time reverse trick on Thanos?
Now to the quick review. The movie is GREAT spectacular fun with best CGI created sets and scenes out there. Typical Marvel trademarked one liner jokes are just there for laughs and they an ok job to make you either giggle or laugh out loud. Since it is the first part, you will feel like you were robbed off the full story but don't worry, 2nd part will finish it up.
Onto some "keep your brain at home" things. You will see Spiderman struggling to breathe when very high up in the air, which makes sense and all. BUT, later you see your super heroes move around in space on an alien planet / rock without even their masks. How are they even "breathing" up there? Where does the oxygen come from, if there's any in the atmosphere at all. I hope Honest Trailer guys will have the balls to point that out when they make one for this movie.
Since Dr. Strange has the time stone, WHY on earth would he NEVER uses it to his advantage during the multiple battles with Thanos? Why not use the same time loop trick, "Thanos, I've come to bargain!" or at any other point in time?
How does Thanos decide who will live and who will die? Is it just random after he snaps his finger or has he already chose those who will die? You just see some of the heroes and random people die while others live. WHY not kill ALL the superheroes in a snap if he has the power?
The way "Time Reversing" works (at least in MCU and in theory too if it ever does). You reverse EVERYTHING that happened back to a previous point. For some reason, Thanos very conveniently just reverse the shattering of Soul Stone ONLY while everything else that happened during and after that just stays as it is. Once again, I hope Honest Trailers can point out this glitch in the matrix too.
There will be plenty of MCU fans who will blindly rate this movie as 9 or 10 probably just like they watched the movie while keeping their brains at home but if you think even a little bit, this is FAR from perfect, the best MCU movie yet!, OMG this movie is EPIC, type of movies. It has it's flaws, you just need the courage of Captain America to see and admit it. :)
This is the first MCU movie that I don't have the desire to watch it again. I am however waiting for the part 2 just to see how the story ends.
Legends of Tomorrow: The Curse of the Earth Totem (2018)
Careless Whispers Karaoke! 10 / 10
I just don't care about anything else in this episode. The karaoke of Careless Whispers gets 10/10 in my book.
Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)
L.R.M.B 100 Times Better Than KANK or Krrish, Reason: Because its Original
So far best movie of this year, there were one or two scenes which I thought too much Drama, but I will ignore because overall the movie was damn good. And best thing I liked about this movie is, Its Original (IMO). Not a copy of any movie or some scenes stolen etc. etc. etc. .............. I might go for 2nd time again ;)
My Review == 4.8 / 5 ( - 0.2 because of 2 scenes with too much Drama )
Acting ............ All did very well and played their characters so dam good
Music .......... You will like the songs more after watching the movie Direction .............. Excellent Story ........... Wow!!
Recommend to others === 100 Times better than KANK or Krrish :) Go and Watch the movie and decide yourself.
Bonus == Eklavya Trailer :) :) :)
Waiting for 3rd Part, If they decided to make it and when ever it will release :)