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I'm the wanderer.
IMPORTANT *beep*
Name: The Wanderer (If I gave you my real name, a black hole would tear Earth to shreds 12 seconds later. I'm 35% certain you wouldn't want that.)
Nationality: Australia.
That basic enough? No? Oh *beep*...
I like Pie.
I like Tool. (The band)
I like at least one song from virtually every band ever.
I update the profile about once every five years.
I do wander.
If you can see me, I can see you. If you can't see me, I can't see you. That basic enough?
I saved the world once, but since no one is interested in that $hit, I won't say what I did.
More later on, I promise
...Stay tuned for Wanderer Stories, special heartwarming stories that only the Wanderer knows, for all the family.
WANDERER STORIES!!!
A man drank hydroflouric acid thinking it would prolong life and died seconds later. I saw it happen. Next thing, his Asian mail order bride came home, saw her husband dissolving into the floor, screamed and ran down the road. I do not know where she went.
The End.
DISCLAIMER: No hydroflouric acid was hurt during the making of this story.
Reviews
Wanderer (1994)
Great film!
The movie "Wanderer" is an extremely delightful and moving story about the Wanderer, a loner who has spent his entire life battling to save the world from nuclear destruction. He has wandered across all seven continents, fighting terrorists and physcopaths, spreading hope and compassion amongst the citizens of these areas.
But his greatest struggle remains within his mind.
As he becomes friends with Kevlin, a retarded 9 year old son of a hippie, the various secrets that he has hidden within his mind begin to show themselves...
Before the end, however, the Wanderer must fight one final, deadly battle that may/may not determine the fate of the entire human race.
This is one of the greatest films that I have seen. It can be extremely upsetting at times, but if all people watched this movie, it would only be a matter of time before world peace is installed.
**********/10
Joey (1997)
Stupid... just stupid
I saw this movie three years ago and thought it was terrible. The kid follows a group of thugs from the bush to Sydney, hooks up with the daughter of the new US ambassador to Australia, and it basically goes silly from then on. The scene where he goes with her to get diplomatic immunity was unrealistic, due to the fact that the boy (I refuse to say his name) is not American, and would be turfed out in a second, while the American girl gets immunity. Also, the end of the movie is also stupid, with the thugs turning out to be brainless.
If you want to watch it and find it funny, switch off all touches with actual reality, and it may become enjoyable.