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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madting
Man this film really should have just been called "Scarlet Witch Murders Everyone in Cold Blood"
She straight up just traverses the multiverse and kills everything and dies.
Licorice Pizza (2021)
Worse than the ABHORRENT films 'Phantom Thread' and 'Inherent Vice'
Yooooo this and PTA's recent fiction films are beyond aggravating, awful, insulting and just plain terrible lol.
What happened in Phantom Thread? This wasteman likes getting IBS from some fetishist. People loved that? Why? Because PTA. What happened in Inherent Vice? I'll be honest I've seen it multiple times and I still have no idea, maybe Josh Brolin munching on some erb. "But the fact it has zero cohesion is why we love it!" cry the fandom, why? Because PTA.
What happened in Licorice Pizza? I'll tell you, Dog the Bounty Hunter DIDN'T come and save the day and shout "statutory rape" at this disgusting 28 year old woman :(
Ah well, at least excellent works like 'There Will Be Blood', 'Boogie Nights' and 'Stuart Little' still exist.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
The Power of the Slog that is this film.
I know people will say how amazing and thought provoking this film is, and years from now it will be considered one of the best movies of the 2020s, but come on this suckkkkkkkked lol.
I will now take this time to recommend the Netflix film 'Mudbound' (Dee Rees, 2017), which to me feels like a similar movie, but it's one that is so much more powerful and better I feel like it's an insult to Rees to even compare her work to this.
PVT CHAT (2020)
uncut gemz
For an even more immersive and effective viewing experience, watch this with your great-grandparents.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
a not so quiet place part 2
The cinema I was in seemed to have thin walls, which didn't help during the quiet scenes as I could hear Vin Diesel blasting off into the sky on his JD razor in the Fast and the Furious 9 trailer from the screen next door.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
wait hang on quick
Ren Serizawa is a contender for the least developed character in film history. Also, was godzilla the monker?
Primer (2004)
"The Simpsons" S7E17 - Homer the Smithers
To quote Homer in that episode - "Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the... things. Uh... the things?"
Straw Dogs (1971)
distraught dogs
This was one of the most stressful experiences of all time now I gotta go watch spongebob or summin thanks Peckinpah
Geuk jang jeon (2005)
?? say again ??
At the end of the film Young-shil says something like "you didn't understand the meaning of the film" to Dong-soo, like yeah we get it Sang-soo Hong we don't get your amazingly thought provoking motion picture, or maybe I am just stupid. Either way this film kinda sucked homie.
Soul (2020)
Check the Rhime
Didn't think I would hear my favourite group of all time A Tribe Called Quest in a Pixar movie but here we are Phife Diggy is in the same universe as Buzz Lightyear
Le procès (1962)
ahhhh the french champanthony perkins
I understand you need a 800 IQ to appreciate this film (mine is only 796.7) but I hated it so much man.
The dubbing synchronisation is absolutely atrocious, like beyond amateur, and this man made Citizen Kane (which isn't that bad a film to be fair)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Seriously what is this
This movie started okayish then descended into a realm beyond stupidity.
The 'happy' ending shows Muriel and Rhonda, our two 'heroes', set off into the sunset. This sequence shows Rhonda, who has had two cancerous tumours which have left her paralysed over the course of the film, light up a cigarette in celebration. Muriel who is basically her carer at this point, watches her smoke and smiles.
This movie makes me hate human beings.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
Homer Simpson watching Twin Peaks
Homer Simpson's reaction watching Twin Peaks is how I felt about this movie. Minus the first word he says.
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
rambo mcallister
Mr rambo went and did the thing and took the lives of many people. the message is simple: rambo is a good lad. people tend to rate this as the worst rambo movie, I for one believe it is the greatest movie of all time.
Mistress America (2015)
Misutoresu Amerika
I hated every character in this film, so that's cool
Between Two Ferns: The Movie (2019)
the bar scene
The bar scene is one of the most pointless sequences in the history of entertainment
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Steve who?
Dabby Dobbo have a taco.
Go for hulk, Steve who? *Playstation Shrek face*