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My top ten are:
1. The Lord of the Rings (all three)
2. American History X
3. Forrest Gump
4. Election
5. Sin City
6. Spider-man 2
7. Kill Bill (vol. 1&2)
8. Aliens
9. Sideways
10.Braveheart
These of course change from time to time. Not that anybody gives a crap.
My top ten turd burgers are:
1. Van Helsing: worst movie ever made
2. STAR WARS Episodes 1-3
3. Eye of the Beholder
4. Dungeons and Dragons
5. 2 Fast 2 Furious
6. Duets
7. The Specialist
8. Hulk
9. Matrix Reloaded and Rev.
10.King Arthur
My favorit Directors are:
1. James Cameron
2. Peter Jackson
3. Alexander Payne
4. Robert Zemeckis
5. Sam Raimi
6. Joel Coen
7. Micheal Mann
8. Ron Howard
9. Cameron Crowe
10.Stephen Spielberg
Directors that I think are overrated
and completely suck:
1. George Lucus
My favorit Actors are:
1. Tom Hanks
2. Edward Norton
3. Ewan Mcgregor
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Christian Bale
6. Paul Giamatti
7. Ian Mckellen
8. Jonny Depp
9. Morgan Freeman
10.Robin Williams
Top ten actresses
1. Kate Winslet
2. Laura Linney
3. Renee Zellweger
4. Natalie Portman
5. Audrey Tautou
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Salma Heyak
8. Cate Blanchett
9. Nicole Kidman
10.Helena Bonham Carter
Reviews
At Last (2005)
I loved loved loved this movie
I was lucky enough to see this movie in Atlanta on it's opening night, and had the honor of meeting the director and his wife. I was disappointed by the lack of attendance, but I have to say it was there loss. At Last is wonderfully acted by everyone who is in it, and I was mostly surprised by how beautiful the cinematography was. I have never been to New Orleans, but after seeing this movie I thought I had been. The music was the only part of this movie that I had a problem with. However, it didn't at all have any effect on whether or not I liked it. All the music was donated most of whom by Cowboy mouth. This movie more then anything needs the support of movie lovers, for that reason above all I ask that you give it a chance despite what any stupid local critic says.
Shadow Warriors II: Hunt for the Death Merchant (1999)
worst, yet the best movie ever
This movie is the worst thing ever filmed. I wouldn't really call it a movie. Yet it had me laughing for hours, so I must give it some credit. The beginning is classic. SPOILER ALERT!! It depicts a few members of the team doing there thing. We have Shannon Tweed punching and kicking a punching bag with absolutely no skill at all. We have Appolo sculpting something out of what appears to be a big block of sheet-rock with awful drawings hanging in the back ground. And of course Hogan having some kind of fit due to shell shock from the gulf war. So lets recap. Shannon is a kick boxing chick and Appolo is an artist, kind of. With Hogan being crazy. Suddenly a woman appears and says "I saw your add, it said you help people." Can you picture the add people? Mike Mcbride with a huge gun in the back of Guns and Ammo magazine with the add saying something like "Guns for hire"
So basically the lady wants them to rescue her daughter who has been taken from her by her evil ex-husband. The fact is that, this lady might be crazy, and could have lost the child in court. The Shadow Warriors don't ask any questions, they take the case, probonoe no less. So in short they go to this house where a party of some sort is taking place. The team runs in shooting up the place, and rescuing the damn kid.
Should I continue, well OK. I can tell you this about shadow warriors. You should watch it, go to you nearest departmental store and look in the 5.88 rack. Both 1 and 2 are there One isn't that funny. But 2, Oh my god. Its the funniest thing of a movie ever.