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The Howling (1981)
Yep, worked for me
If you are looking for something which makes sense and is logical, then this movie is not for you because the story had many loopholes. At one point, you just start questioning the sanity of the characters because no sane person would stand and watch a dude transform into a werewolf especially when that dude is having you for his dinner. Apparently, the protagonist gives a big fat F to common sense and watches the whole thing instead of running away from a beast but then again, you expect these kinds of decisions to be made by the lead in a horror film right?
However, this film did entertain me and most of the credit goes to the makeup artists because the werewolf transformations were extremely good. You expect a good werewolf and a good tranformation scene from a werewolf movie and this film successfully meets your expectations. Also, I liked how they removed the whole "tranformation in a full moon only" thing because that absolutely made no sense. I mean shapeshifters are shapeshifters because they can shift into other shapes whenever they want to right?
To summarize, this film is definitely for the people who don't take the storyline seriously and just want to see a werewolf. Also, did I mention the scene where the wolves have sex?😂
Punjab Nahi Jaungi (2017)
Worst film ever
Ok so this was the worst film ever produced on this planet.
Reason 1 - Bad script
People who watch decent films can easily point on the problems with the script. It was so unbelievable at some points that i lost interest in the films
Reason 2 - the storyline uhh
So there is a sophisticated guy who owns an apartment in london which is worth thousands of pounds and then there is a rich farm boy and the girl has to decide between the two of them. So she asks the sophisticated one to give her the apartment worth a fortune just because she wants to show off? If i was the guy, i would have thought that she is a gold digger for sure. But apart from that, the premise of the fight between humayun syed and the girl was that humayun hugged a girl. So it's bad if humayun syed hugs another woman and it's good when she hugs another guys? Be realistic.
Reason 3- The acting was meh
I did not like the acting of what's his face(the sophisticated guy) at all. The fight scenes were absolutely awful
Reason 4- the direction
Again, i will talk about the end fight scene. The farm boy beats up 4 or 5 punks without knowing basic combat or martial arts. A cliche but nevermind.
Honestly, the only scene that i lked about this film was when the end credits started rolling. Please pakistan, you can do better than this.
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Jackasses
The problem with this film is simply the lack of information. People in pakistan don't speak arabic wearing 18th century clothes. They could have at least googled the national language of pak. Plus why is this film all about the girl? She is just a coward who is yelling and cursing her boss while sitting behind a desktop(which somehow forces the agency to raid bin laden's compound).
Another major problem was the potrayal of pakistani people. They are not savages living in the middle of a desert raising camels. Also, this film shows clearly that the director/actors give no respect to one's religion or theor beliefs. There is a scene in which the lead actress wakes up all frustrated just because of the morning azaan or call to prayer. She sighs and rubs her hands against her forehead as if the world has ended. The sound of azaan is not that loud plus it lasts for hardly 2 mins. Be realistic.