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Bride Wars (2009)
Maybe a year is a long time
After being with a guy for 10 years, like a parasite, feeding on his love and in his apartment, she left him at the wedding day, to marry another dude and in less than a year.
This should be the summary of the story, it's not about those 2, it's about a man who was heartbroken, and at the best day of his life, without a single reason or explanation, just has been thrown under the wheels with kno mercy.
I feel sorry for the other guy, cause such girl won't be trustworthy after this behavior.
The story is shallow, stupid, and it was supposed to be funny but no single laugh.
The performance is very bad, the plot, well, there is no plot.
It's jusat a commercial to persuade young girls that they can not be happy without the most expensive cake, hotel, and band, and the foundation of successful marriage is money not love, which we can throw in a minute cause we've changed.
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008)
RIP Logic
This movie is a good reminder why I don't watch Indian movies, the logic is beyond expectation,
remove your moustache, and you are a brand-new man, extrovert, outgoing, dancer, brave, sweet talker, and you can easily take a woman from her husband's hands.
Add the moustache again and you return to that shy man who can not even talk with his wife! Brilliant Idea..
The writer, director and the whole staff apparently never talked with a woman before, the reaction is faaar far away from normal reaction of a woman,
the normal reaction would've been something like: Oh! So you were experimenting me? You were trying to test me to see if I will cheat, then burst in anger and leave him (out of embarrassment), and will avoid talking to the man who cheated on him ever again, but noo, she saw "GOD" in him .. this is beyond ignorance, and I can't understand how they think or operate...
there was a scene where the couple were at cinema and they were watching an Indian action movie about something unrealistic , and they were laughing hard, apparently this is the moral of this movie, to laugh out loud on this comedy.
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
Friends more than "Friends"
I liked the theme of the series, the science and the academic atmosphere, especially to see people similar to me, people who cares about science and nothing else, and have the same issues with the other gender as I have.
Bachelors (no matter that they ended up otherwise eventually), I saw myself in each character actually,
I'm like Sheldon in the precision and accuracy, and in the misunderstanding of the social contexts,
similar to Leonard, who always wants to satisfy everyone and afraid of everything and hesitation,
similar to Koothrappali in his relationships, and like Howard, an engineer with bad sense of humor.
However, Sheldon was a little bit over, his lack of sympathy , his selfishness and stupidity around other people, is very irritating,
he is very annoying in many scenes, and Incomprehensible, and nothing can justify his actions.
But the thing that is more Incomprehensible than Sheldon is the tolerance of him by others, how did they tolerate his actions and behavior, and why? Why on earth would you put up with someone abuse you all the time?
Anyway, on the run of 70 days, I was consuming more than 3-5 episodes for most days, I felt like I became a friend of them, I felt like we became a family, I even cried at the final episode, knowing that I wouldn't see those again.
Raj, is the most adorable character, his innocence and light humor without hurting anyone,
Howard and his silly jokes but funny anyway
Leonard, I stopped liking him after few seasons, maybe because he reminds me of everything I hate about myself,
Sheldon, even though I hated his actions, but wasn't able to hate him
The series in general very funny, very lightful, very enjoyable, very cozy.
The chemistry between the characters is adorable, the relationship between those friends are more friendly than Friends, and the atmosphere is very warm
Unlike Friends, they are real friends, and never had fights or misunderstanding or cut each other out, they are all the time together and supporting each others.
Unlike HIMYM there is no drama, and sadness beneath the laughs.
It is a pure comedy, it's true that I didn't like it much at the first season but starting from 3rd season and till 9th was magnificent
However at the 9th they went down to the repetition and redundancy, I even considered stop watching the 10 onwards, but I carried on and didn't regret.
I will divinely watch it again and again later.
Poor Things (2023)
A War on masculinity & morality all along.
A battle against both traditional masculinity and ethical norms is evident in the narrative.
On one hand, the which called "movie" tried demonizing man to the extreme and portraying him as weak, submissive, and humiliated, without personality like Max McCandles, or depicting him as a mindless, lustful beast like Duncan Wedderburn, or presenting him as a monster only interested in scientific experiments and his own pursuits like Godwin Baxter, or portraying him as a sadistic and criminal monster like her obsessed husband.
Simultaneously, the story consistently paints women as always making the right choices, justifying actions like prostitution and promiscuity was a completely different level, shamelessness and twisting logic, Bella, despite starting because she needed a little money, we saw her immediately return when she needed to, which is evidence that she worked for a long time for prostitution itself (pleasure) and not for any other reason.
This was from the perspective of the poisonous ideas that the film wanted to convey. Let's move on to the artistic side of the film. Time was never specified; we saw horse-drawn carriages and people wearing Victorian-era clothing, on the other hand, flying cars in the skies of Lisbon, cable cars, and a modern ship. Surreal atmospheres were added to the film as a whole, including the painting of Alexandria that I saw no reason for its presence. Why Alexandria with hunger and sick children?
In essence, the film appears troubling, attempting to justify questionable behavior. It seems to challenge traditional values, particularly focusing on degrading male figures while giving a questionable character a platform to express moral decay.
A very bad and offensive film, a cheap attempt to justify everything that is unethical. It is a war declaration on all values and a war on men in particular, a cheap attempt to tarnish man and his image, and to absolve the real monster, the malicious, dirty, unethical one, and give him the opportunity to express all the decay and filth within him.
A Hologram for the King (2016)
A Hollow-gram movie!
What did they want? What was the idea? What was the purpose? What's just happened?
I was left with all these questions without any answer, cause no answer!
This movie isn't going anywhere.. It's just echos..
I opened IMDB many times just to check its genre, was it comedy? It wasn't that funny..
was it romance? There was no kind of romance..
was it political? Did it correct anything or any prototype ? No..
So the simple answer that this is might be one of the rare uncategorizable movies ever, you will not understand what is the message behind it.
It's just a hollow..
I don't know why I gave it 5 stars, maybe because despite all the things above, I managed to finish it.
The Hunt (2020)
Not appreciated!
First of all I don't appreciate Emma Roberts choice to participate in a movie in which she will get killed at the very first start ( I think just for some $$$)..
I don't either appreciate the creators to put her name just to attract viewers (I think), then leave the leading role to another actress who's still somewhat good but not that famous..
Secondly, the creators thought that they have some philosophy or thoughts, however they were very shallow and superficial.. about almost everything..
At the ending, once Athina asked Crystal, aren't you Crystal? She replied: No (the director thought that would be a huge hit to Athina (and whom she represents) that she is wrong, and the ("director's") idea was that rich, clever people can be wrong some times), BUT wouldn't be much deeper if she said YES, I'm Crystal .. Then the idea would be : "Look, I'm maybe some southern blonde crystal-head girl, who talk $hit on Reddit, but hell I'm also intellectual, and I've read some books, and can fight, and will destroy you.. This would've been a much, much stronger message.. (if they intended to give a message after all..)
Third of all, and the least appreciated thing, was the attempt of the creators to show the bad people as :
1- anti- racism.
2- climate change activists.
3- polite people, against even profanity.
4- nice old people..
What the hell!!! This is a cheap attempt to make those look like the real devil hides his face behind politeness. And this is a dangerous implication.
At the end and entrtaing-wise the movie was entertaining and nice, but they just should've exclude the idea that some *** can give any philosophical ideas. They just needed to low the bars..
Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Trash story about trash people!
What a twist, despite that you see it coming 120 mins before it really appears, it is just a trash movie from an era where they thought twisting plots could lead to a great movie, bad in every aspect from the casting to acting to the plot and script.
Believe me, this movie belongs to the shelf of old movie stores, and you should leave it to the dust to bury it.
Nim's Island (2008)
Work your imagination and enjoy!
I don't know if it's absurd or nice..
you should always remember that the movie is a piece of a dream, an imaginary story with a lot of magic
so you don't have to rationalize everything.. you just enjoy it ..
so what if a child could erupt a volcano by a med-sized stone ? Or if a man could make a sealing boat from scratch with no tools in a middle of Mason and arrive safely to his island
what's wrong if a weak woman could steal a canoe and head to an isolated unknown island in a middle of a storm?
What if a small child could defend her home against the "pirates" solely
and if a seagull can cary a toolbox and fly with it to a secluded man in the middle of nowhere...
you just need to work your imagination and live the dream
chill , watch and enjoy!
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
Ignore all the bad fuzz !
This season is just great , the bad reviews are form people who are not mature enough to accept the reality , the ending was logical and compatible with all the events and developing of characters . Watch it and find out by yourself ignoring all the negativity .
En man som heter Ove (2015)
Big -hearted man !
Nevertheless the slow start and the potential of boredom the movie warmed up fast and became a masterpiece of a man with a big heart
Ove who is cold stoned outside but sweet as candy from inside helped every one who seek his help.. even did good to his oldest rivals
I really enjoyed the movie , I almost shed a tear or two in some scenes..
loved it!
The Good Place (2016)
A Twisted plan in a great show !
Great warm show , magnificent in every aspect starting from the original idea to the conclusions from it .
The effort to simplify the philosophy and put it in a exiting context and deliver it to anyone with no struggle..
The scenery was great , the background music and sounds effect were fabulous and relaxing
The Casting , The Acting , the Directing ...etc all great
what made me give it 10 out of 10 was the scenario and dialogues also the plot twist which was unexpected .
BUT As a conclusion , what netflix wanted us to learn ?
1- No need to try at all , no matter hard you tried to be good or do good your intention is not enough cause your act will be a sin .
2- there are flaws in "points system" which will lead you to hell , so the one is counting for us is a deceiver and willing to make us fail .
3- even if in some magical way you managed to get to the good place then the good place is not that good ! You will be bored to death and will loos your mind and they got me here actually that i don't want to go to heaven any more ..
So Netflix Agenda to change the ideology of its viewers was very clear in this show , however i don't care about their satanic plans as long as they present decent art !
Don't Look Up (2021)
It's not about the comet !
This movie is just a great one, it has an implied message hidden in a comic , lovely and understood way.
The movie is not just about a comet hitting the earth , it's about all those liars politicians out there , that are blind and blinding us from seeing the truth. It's about the global warming , Co19 over population and the lack of resources .. it's about the new generation who cares about what singer x and actress y wears at some stupid ceremony more than what really matters , and what is crucial for the humanity ...
it's an eye opening movie , with a comedy and humor , action and thrilling and sci-fi as a cherry on top .
The Father (2020)
Now I See !
This movie touched me on many levels , first of all , the acting was great , the directing and story telling , however my admire for this movie is for personal reasons, my grandma passed away 2 months before this was released , and she had Alzheimer, she had the exact same symptoms , she always remembered her dead child , and asked to be moved back to her mom house , but only now I understood what she faced an what she went through , the fear and the isolation , the distraction and the fuzziness in every single thing , I cried a lot while I'm watching for everything that i did wrong cause I did not understand , and now i can see and feel, hope everyone who is in touch with a patient to see this masterpiece and try to learn from it .
Old (2021)
Great idea downgraded by bad implementation
The idea was great , new and original idea , but the acting was not that good , especially from Vicky Krieps , anticipated ending also ruined the good feeling through the movie , however it was enjoyable to watch and thrilling.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
Disturbing and disgusting !
This movie is nothing but a bad , ugly and terrifying story , the view of the blood and grooving nicks on the barber chair was disgusting , and above that making people cannibals by eating the victims of that mad man made me vomiting , very unpleasant to watch , and no one but sick people can enjoy such terrible massacre .
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)
Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad MOVIE
In short , The title express all , this is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad movie , it is not just a waste of time or money , but also waste of nerves and energy , do yourselves a favor and never watch it .
Umi yori mo mada fukaku (2016)
I didn't get the fuss!!
The movie is not boring , it's quite enjoyable and watchable .
It was okay , but i couldn't understand why so many people rate it 9 and 10 ?
It is not a masterpiece , and doesn't have anything to say , doesn't have deeper meaning , or purpose , it's just a piece ,an image , a slice of a failed man's life , a very very normal life where someone wake up , go t work , has bills , visit his mother etc..
so where on Earth the fuss came from ?
Durante la tormenta (2018)
Stupid movie for half-witted viewers
Just Don't waste your time if you have IQ more than 80 , the plot is stupid , the characters are bad , the actors were terrible , the casting was disaster , usually the high rating is from fanatic people who rate a movie with 10 only because of the origin country of the movie and its language .
Sex Education (2019)
8 for the humor in the first season - 2nd was a disaster
Despite the fact that Netflix is trying to sell us something , some kind of bad culture , and acceptance of unacceptable things (like Step-sis - bro relations , etc ) . BUT From just "for fun" show POV , The characters were good in the first season , they were kinda spontaneous, the story was good and went smoothly , funny and kinda educational , but in the second season everything was just fake , and a try to extend a finished series ..
Fargo: Buridan's Ass (2014)
Where on Earth did he find time ???
The fact that Lester went out the hospital , came up with a twisted plan , went to his house , then to his brother's house , execute his plan then came back to the hospital ,and no one could ever find him , no one checked on him , no one looked for at least 2 hours for the man in splint ??
Second thing is how stupid the police are ?? To kill a man who was tapped to a chair ? they just kept shooting for almost 4 mins with all those guns !!
Awful !!
The Blue Lagoon (1980)
Where did this 5.4 come from ????!!!!!
First of all this movie is just MASTERPIECE , i can not understand how can anyone give it less than 7 .. all the reviews are great reviews but still has 5.4 only !!
The silence, the calm island , the blue ocean and the innocent children are a true source of enjoyment and peace , this movie is a treatment for all tired people .
whether they survived at the end or not , his father told them at the beginning that "they will go to heaven one they've lived a full life and experienced all hat has to offer "..
And they did all on that great island .
Dark: Wahrheiten (2017)
Questions !!
On the second watch of this episode , i have this irritating question :
Hannah met Mikkel when she was 14 yo , she remembers the first meeting ,also she is a friend of Ulriech family , did not she remember that she saw mikkel somewhere else ? Did not she think that this boy is a clone of my husband ?
Is this possible ? To forgot how your partner looks like ? Could anyone remember the first meeting but don't notice that this boy is the same boy that disappeared ? Also the picture of the 86 school students , Mikkel is sitting there in the middle of the picture waiting anyone with 80 iq to notice him ..
Breaking Bad (2008)
Overrated but not that worse
First of all i started watching this show 5 times , every time i stopped at special boring episode , but finally i could make it to the end ...
1- The show is very boring , i'm not an action new netflix bad series lover , so i'm series when i'm talking about the loooooong long shots that lasted forever , with no purpose at all .
2- The fact that we have to sympathize with a drug lord , a murderer , children killer , abuser , a true evil , the devil himself , this fact got me so mad and i can't stop thinking of all those who recommended this to but that they are a partners in the crime , that they have the ability and the Psychological readiness to do the same of what their hero did .
3- the logical wholes are bigger than than the desert where this farce accrued , i can name hundreds of irrational events in this series and you have to be half-witted to pass those holes without tumbling in them .
4- i couldn't understand by any way why Walter was so kind with Jessie ? he gave him almost everything , he gave him 50% of the profits while he basically did nothing at all , and he sacrificed for him so many f times without any obvious reason .
5- There were 5 main characters and around 5 other less important players , that's it , this is how the greatest show ever looks like and needs , 10 actors and actresses , no rational links between them , no background , no depth , nothing , frang and those 2 mexicans murderers just popped up from nowhere to keep the show going .
Coraline (2009)
Someone did not read the book !!
The movie is discrete from the book ,and just disgraced the beauty of a lovely story . if you watched the movie without reading the book you may find it a little bit acceptable in case you don't care about the plot and the boredom in the first 90 mins then pushing everything in the last 20 mins .
La vie d'Adèle (2013)
Po*r* wrapped in stupid story
Boring as hell , it is just a p**graphic wrapped with stupid , boring , repeated , predictable love story .
I'm not against anything , but this was not a movie , there wasn't any cinematographic component at all .
All those long scenes without scenario, without any words or acts , just punch of people eating launch for 10 mins , people in the class for 10 mins and so on ..