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Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)
Terrible
The worst acting. Terrible lines. Bad delivery. Not everyone needs to be a supermodel in films but they somehow managed to pick the oldest most unattractive people to put into one movie, which makes it even less enjoyable. I'd get more entertainment going to Walmart if I wanted to see ugly people.
Grease 2 (1982)
a bit much
This movie is a bit much and the scenes and music are too goofy for me. The musical scenes and dialogue are quite bad The only reason I watched it was for the smoldering handsome Maxwell Caulfield. When he asks Michelle Pfeiffer's character "how about the day after tomorrow" in that sexy tone I about died.
The Cottage (2012)
bad bad bad
Just bad all around. David Arquette was pretty darn cute in Buffy the Vampire Slayer but that was back in 1992. It's tough to pull off James Dean rebel without a cause with a harem of young girls in your 40s and what's with that whole creepy plot anyways? The husband was a hunk!
The Frozen Ground (2013)
Bland
Really bland acting. It felt like the two main characters weren't into this film or their roles. It lacked soul. This is a made for tv movie. However, it is sad that this serial killer rubbed out so many lives. Needed more intense acting with dimension.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
Creepy
Few movies creep me out when I'm watching alone. No one on the end of the line, busy signals, noises coming from the sink, red eyes in your backyard....people's voices over the phone.
The Strain (2014)
entertaining
I enjoyed the series. Filmed in Canada so of course it's good. No stupid loud music.
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
true to life
Oh the good ole 90s. I love Sera's outfits in this movie. Nice sleazy music too.
Ben reminds me of a guy I dated in 2001 when I was 21. He was a severe alcoholic and used to pass out on the floor after getting too drunk. He'd start kissing other women in front of me and new years eve he disappeared for two days on a binder, called me two days later stranded somewhere. I was pretty screwed up to subject myself to that. That's the two kind of people you have here. If you can relate then you'll let out a big sigh at the end because there are some intense scenes. You'll be glad you're all grown up.
Soul Survivors (2001)
typical 2001 movie
Ah, the year 2001. I was 21 this year but I'm just now seeing this movie because of Pluto. Where was I when all these movies came out? Probably too busy being young and partying.
Gets an 8 for being watchable and a good soundtrack. Boy, if you're giving this movie from 2001 a bad rating I wonder what you give all the recent movies that are real crap.
The only thing that annoyed me was the thing the lead actress kept doing with her teeth and mouth. I wanted that to stop.
Triangle (2009)
No sense
No, you're not stupid but this movie is and makes no sense. After a confusing intro an unkempt, sweaty, grungy haired trashy looking woman shows up to a boat with a handful of people who clearly don't have anything in common with each other. At least three of them look like yuppies. The lead actress looks like she's from the wrong side of the tracks and white trash, therefore the yuppie woman hates her. Everything seems real uncomfortable and "off." You don't find out anything about the cruise ship like where it came from and what happened. No one is on it. That would have actually been interesting. Lead actress runs around killing them all, over and over, and we don't really get told why. For some reason if she kills them she gets to go home. You find out in the end she's just some crappy person that gets to relive the same thing over and over. Absolute stupid nonsense.
Threesome (1994)
fun movie
I graduated high school in 1998 but never went to college because I couldn't fathom another four years in school but movies like this make me wish I could go back in time and change that! Regardless, those years at that age were awesome.
Spread (2009)
okay
I'm a 40 year old that doesn't look 40 with my own money and even at 35 years old I never picked almost 30 somethings to "spend" the night with. They were usually hot young guys from 20-24. AShton Kutcher is only 9 years younger than Anne Heche. That's not a huge difference and I don't see why her character would fall all over herself to be with him. Now, if he was a young Tom Welling from 2001 then yeah baby I'd hand over those keys to my house any day.
Ironweed (1987)
dismal yet comforting movie
Don't watch if you're loud and stupid or the type of person that gets easily bored and has troubled entertaining yourself. You're the type of person who will leave a bad review.
It's a movie about some bums living a pointless existence, squatting where they can, trying to earn a little pay, and bumming rides on train cars. This movie has no point really but it's like going on a three hour journey with the characters, while you tuck under the covers for the night. There's something comforting about watching Meryl Streep's character stepping into a diner trying to warm up and eat some toast and a cup of coffee. Remember that feeling?
Just listen to all the sounds in this film and at the same time the silence. The cold. The hunger. I spent a lot of time as a child with my grandmother who was born in 1926 and I recall listening to her stories about the Great Depression in Dallas Tx. Her father was an ice truck driver and was hit by a car and died in 1935.
I was seven the year this movie came out and this is the first time I've seen or heard of it so I don't care about what people thought of it at the time it came out.
Holidays (2016)
Sucks
The word sucks comes to mind. Have you ever watched some of the older Amicus anthologies or Creepshow? Don't expect anything close. This must have been a high school film project or maybe it was a favor to another actor's kid. These are the shortest stories ever that don't resolve or explain anything, just keep you hanging. Perhaps the episode where the young woman finds the tape deck would be interesting. Nope. I even fast forwarded to the end because of all the blah blah. I get to the end. Surely some explanation here. Nope.There's a guy in a chair, looks,like a monster? What happened?!?! I'm finding it difficult to come up with enough lines for this bad anthology or else I can't post this review.