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Oppenheimer (I) (2023)
4/10
The first two hours of this film is pretty interesting, the subplot is a snoozefest
5 August 2023
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Ok so I'll give credit where credit is due. The Manhattan project and life of j. Robert Oppenheimer was quite interesting and seeing the bomb go off was amazing. However, there was scenes that got me fired up. The boring red scary McCarthyism garbage causing him of being a spy, his wife being a cuckquean watching imagining her husband do. Girl on a chair who had nothing almost to do with the plot. It was so boring after the bomb went off. I nearly fell asleep hoping something interesting would happen. I wasn't expecting action or anything like that but I didn't expect it to end where he gets his clearance revoked?! Ok? They found him to be a loyal citizen yet revoked it because he was doing what Matt Damon asked him to do?? And I'd like talk about one scene too that got me fired up. This is during world war 2 so while there's millions of men dying out Europe and the east, there's a general and men in suits who are just sitting and talking about bombing Japan and one man goes "we have 12 cities to bomb. Well 11 actually, me and my wife went on vacation to this city before" this scene made me mad. And then all of oppenheimers colleagues turned against him. And iron man (RDJ) was playing the big bad politician or something. And jack quaid is there. Mostly a boring movie. I give it a 4/10 because I give where respect is due watching that bomb was pretty cool in imax. I shouted out "wow." Once it ignited in silence. But other than that this is just American anti communist propaganda bs who ruined the reputation of a great physicist who was just doing what the government asked him to do but think only him could have created it he even said it was a matter of time until they discover how to make these hydrogen bombs. They just wanted to point fingers like all America is only good at doing.
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Digman! (2023– )
2/10
Dumb!
5 April 2023
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I really didn't have any high expectations for this show. And I was correct. This show is so boring. The characters suck, the concept sucks it's just a Indiana jones parody it feels and it just doesn't appeal. I fell asleep during the first episode of watching this archaeologist fail and then this kid nags him or something in the show. Who was this to appeal to? Do networks even think what they put on the air before airing it? There could have been something else. This show was so boring and not interesting. I gave it a try and it failed horrible. I only hope it goes off the air because it's just not funny or good.
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Royal Crackers (2023– )
9/10
Pretty funny
5 April 2023
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I'm giving this show a watch and it's pretty funny so far it's got relatable humor and Theo is pretty funny. I didn't expect much from this show but I did find it funny or at least watchable. Way more enjoyable than that god awful digman on Comedy Central. This show actually looks funny the concept seems pretty funny, characters look funny. I think the parents thinking. Cbd gummies are "drugs" was a funny concept had me laughing pretty hard. I wouldn't take the show seriously but I could totally get high and enjoy this show. There's not too many funny shows out there right now but this one seems pretty funny I'm willing to give it a try in a few episodes.
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American Dad!: Gold Top Nuts (2022)
Season 17, Episode 10
2/10
Worst one
19 September 2022
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I've actuallly found the newer ones somewhat interesting and this one had you wonder like wow. But it was a ridiculously long way of saying a message and the worse of it all was that the GOLD TOP NUTS DOESNT EXIST I WASTED A WHOLE episode promoting a fake brand of nuts. I was thinking why. Why would it do this? There's like maybe a few jokes here and there that wasn't the problem I mean it was funny but still. Waiting to watching Rick and morty and before that this is what was on before?! What a let down. I mean are the writers even trying anymore. Is this becoming family guy? I don't understand why they wasted an entire episode about a fake brand of nuts just to say a corny meaningful message. Lame. Do better.
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Dragon Ball Z Abridged (2008–2018)
10/10
A love letter to DBZ fans
23 August 2022
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This show parody has a whole other level of amazing. It keeps the badass action and is just downright hilarious. I could be having a horrible awful day and this show would still make me laugh uncontrollably. From the first episode to episode 60 plus the movies are all downright hilarious. A huge DBZ fan and tfs revived my love for DBZ. I'm heartbroken they won't do the buu saga or bojack but after watching and reading why I understand respectfully and would rather have a short lived hilarious iconic series than a over done season after season bland garbage like the Simpsons turned into or many other shows. I personally loved the cell saga and thought it should have ended there. Goku dies. Can't be wished back. Gohan protects the earth. That's it. It didn't need the buu saga. I enjoy it still but I personally would've been fine with cell saga as the final. It just ended so beautifully and all the saga's come to that finale where gohan reaches ssj 2. So i respect tfs decision to not continue and while it breaks my heart I'd rather have it like this than go on and suck.
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American Dad!: American Fung (2015)
Season 10, Episode 14
1/10
I would have preferred the mediocre plot
12 August 2022
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Why did was the fung wah propaganda necessary? I would've enjoyed a cliche mediocre story of stan forgetting his anniversary again because I know at least it would be funny to watch. This? I'd rather watch the news with popcorn than this boring episode.
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Lightyear (2022)
8/10
Can't please everyone
3 August 2022
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Despite the Karen's and chads mad over the same sex kiss that was a simple kiss it wasn't like they made out or something, this movie was ok. I found the sci-fi part of it interesting but the story was kinda mediocre but I'd expect that from a Disney movie. I would've made the story more action packed but that's just me. And it didn't say Andy BOUGHT A BUZZ LIGHTYEAR toy it said he GOT. So you self deluded privileged nerds should get a life and stop throwing a hissy fit over a Disney movie. The visuals were nice and while I don't believe Andy would be too crazy about the movie, a toy would be pretty cool and I'd see the "not today, Zerg." Line would be ad libbed but that's about it I strongly don't believe this would get a lot of kids interest. If it had the action and fun like Star Wars, then that would be understandable but this movie was very modernized for a 2022 movie set to be in theaters in 95. I would hope this movie would get a sequel but it seems everyone wants to be a bunch of babies. Maybe go watch space jam or some other silly basic movie.
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8/10
I don't know why soccer moms are so mad about this episode.
1 August 2022
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The Bible features a lot of murder stories yet they teach that on Wednesdays no problem. Squiditis wasn't very funny but demolition doofus was pretty funny. Had me laughing constantly. Was too funny. Mrs puff didn't want to kill SpongeBob and it does seem dark for a kids tv show but let's not forget in reality these things happen. So sit back, quit asking to speak to a manager and enjoy the cartoon.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: The Clash of Triton (2010)
Season 6, Episode 26
2/10
I never liked the plot
28 July 2022
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This plot was so dumb and angered me. Half of the problems is Neptune's OWN fault and so they constantly call the characters we know and love be called mortals by these false gods. And then at the end Neptune wanted his son to be a jerk? Really? He just wanted normal things like regular people and wanted to help them. Isn't that's what these being are supposed to do? What a dumb concept. The jokes were really funny but the plot sucked bad. And why is triton like some hippie. This episode is so bad.
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9/10
If you liked the original series you'll probably enjoy this
19 July 2022
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It isn't anything that new other than it sets up for the new series to make since why they're fifteen in 2022 when they were 15 in the 90s. It's a bizarre yet hilarious plot. Beavis and butthead yet so simple minded, has had an impact on me enjoying adult animation for me and as long as the premise stays the same I don't mind watching it over and over it's a fun series to take a day off and unwind laughing to the stupidity of them and always gives me a good laugh. I liked this movie probably more than do America. I liked the first one but I was so young when I watched it and it was way dirtier I felt than the show was and that was saying something. But this one wasn't too bad. It was still highly inappropriate for kids to view but was still funny. Maybe a nostalgia thing but I'm so happy beavis and butthead are back!!! This is pretty cool uh-huh-huh.
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2/10
Is this legit research or is this speculation
14 July 2022
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This just sounds ridiculous. I'm pretty sure werewolves don't exist so why are they talking like they're real. I wish the science Channel would just play more how the universe works because I can't tell what is facts and what is pure speculation.
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1/10
One of the most silliest things I've ever watched
1 July 2022
I came across this show on the science channel they started showing it before how the universe works and so I thought ok, it's a show about nasa or so I thought..this show is as silly as the history channel at 3 am. It's not legitimate stuff it's just speculation instead of actual phenomena spotted. This is a silly show and I wouldn't recommend taking it seriously.
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4/10
If you like mediocre "rescue action movie" cliche plot then this is the movie you wanted!
11 June 2022
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However If you wanted a movie as magical as the first jurassic park then you'll be very disappointed. I won't lie. Seeing the original cast talk to jurassic world characters was fun and retconning the jp 3 events basically but not really with Sadler being single so her and Alan can be together was great. Laura Dern, Sam neil, Jeff Goldblum, Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard. All fantastic actor legendary actor current new actors. Dinosaurs. Awesome. Very fun and cool to see. However. Alot of the Dinosaurs served no purpose much to the plot and was just there to make scenes relevant and have a good chase. There were some parts where I thought I was watching fast and furious with Dinosaurs at some points. I hope universal don't try such a stupid concept as that. It was better than that awful fallen kingdom. That was the worst. This was maybe about 3rd worst with jp3 being the second worst and fallen kingdom THE worst. If I could never see this film again. I'd be happier. Not a great film. It was cool in some scenes but had no plot. It was just save the little girl and stop a villain format. Overused and boring. Not the type of movie to end the franchise on. It barely even showed blue. I understand what they wanted with blue, ok she's a tamed raptor. But why not show other raptors? LIKE BLUE IS THE ONLY RAPTOR YOU SEE. OTHER THAN BETA AND HER SIBLINGS DYING IN JW ITS JUST HER. THE RAPTORD IN THAT CHASE WERE HYBRIDS. I mean do we really need hybrids. Takes the fun out Dinosaurs. I think the cast was great and the Dinosaurs were cool but it just didn't have a story. Do better universal. Fire Colin Trevorow Because he can't direct and let stephen Spielberg do a sequel and only if it's worth it but it's unlikely.
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Shrek 2 (2004)
10/10
Accidentally in love with this movie!
19 May 2022
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I actually prefer this over the first but both are fantastic! So many iconic and classic lines "I am PUSS. In boots" "Donkey!" "I am an ogre! RAWRR" DONKEY mimics him and the little poodle puts its paw up like nuh uh not again! Shrek Gave the poor dog trauma. I think one of the funniest scenes is when he passes out from the potion and you hear a cat scream indicating he landed on puss in boots I lost it when I heard that. This movie was very funny and classic the only flaws I really have with it is the dated lines like when the godmother says he found a gender confused wolf in the tower but at the same time it was just so bizarre and hilarious I'm willing to look past it. The Pinocchio wearing women's underwear was funny at first but was very mean spirited. I mean he wasn't a real boy anyways so what does it matter but what's it matter anyways if a boy is wearingwomen's underwear. But I understood the joke and can look past it. Other than that the movie is perfect. I saw it in theaters when I was kid and was hilarious. The soundtrack was fantastic. Homage to David bowie "changes" so amazing this movie introduced me to bowie before I even knew who he was. I'm a 2000s kid. Such an amazing and fun movie. Turned an adaptation of a book and made a sequel off it and explored outside the standard fairy tale stories where the ugly monster gets the beautiful princess and now she has to take shrek to meet her royal parents. It's like a meet the parents fairytale story twist such an interesting concept!
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Uncharted (2022)
2/10
Soo boring
19 May 2022
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First watch through and it started fun with him falling out of a plane but then it cut to an unnecessary flashback and still waiting for the set up to continue this is soon boring and mediocre a james bond movie is more interesting than this. And hiring a 14 year old to play a actor who still looks his 15 year old self in spiderman homecoming, not working for me. Should've just used him as the flashback shaking my head.. they should have had mark Wahlberg or someone to play Nathan drake I never played the games but after seeing this movie I don't think I ever will now. I'm so confused at what's happening in this movie.
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Three Busy Debras (2020–2022)
1/10
I tried many times so cringe and dumb
2 May 2022
I give alot of the crap adult swim puts on their programming a chance, I mean it has so much creativity on there when it isn't just all toilet humor, but this show, I watched a while ago I don't remember how long this stupid show was out but I remember it being on the air a long time ago and I didn't like It then and the ads now even frustrate me. It's such a dumb show I can't even leave it playing in the background don't want to give the broadcast an idea I like this if they even care what I view however that works.
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King of the Hill: Pigmalion (2003)
Season 7, Episode 9
8/10
One of the creepiest king of the hill episodes
1 April 2022
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Controlling, semi-abusive relationships, drugging, mental illness and basically shock therapy and being chopped into hot dogs? Very unusual for a king of the hill episode I tell ya h'wat. I felt so uncomfortable by the end when he was dressed as a pig and chased her out. Then he gets shocked and he said the voices stopped. Sounds like Schizophrenia. Very dark topic for king of the hill. I never realized when he yelled at luanne to drink all the milk he roofed her so he could dye her hair red which was why he said she was asleep for 14 hours. 14 hours! That's very unusual of a long time to sleep. She was drugged. All I remember from this episode growing up was the beginning when Peggy yelled at luannes boss and the boss goes something like I wasn't going to fire her. But it was too late Peggy made luanne quit already.but this episode paints a very obvious picture about mentally illness. It's so hard to detect it can be affecting many lives we may not even know it. Mental health matters.
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9/10
One of the funniest this season!
27 March 2022
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You ain't living life if you ain't livin' like Larry! Watching Patrick get hurt doing stupid stunts was genuinely hilarious. There wasn't a moment I wasn't laughing in this episode. A life in a day: 9/10. Sun bleached: 4/10. It was nasty, I was sick when this aired I was 11 years old in 2008 and I remember the scene with the mud and armpit hair was just disgusting and made me vomit it was so disgusting.
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1/10
Even worse than the first.
26 March 2022
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I thought Michael Jordan was bad. Geez. Overpaid garbage this film is. They overhyped it and tried to bring you in by having a crowd of other characters warner brothers owns. On a side note I found it hilarious and creepy pennywise was in the crowd cheering on. But not even big titles they added to the crowd or having rick and morty on was enough to save this pile of crap. If you can't make a good story then it WONT BE GOOD. The animations were good but not groundbreaking and it was the same dumb gimmick as last time. Why couldn't it have been anything but basketball? Are they trying to target one audience? Who keeps suggesting this trash. Who wants looney tunes playing basketball. If they were funny it would have been different but the characters were legit trying to play like they're gonna be champions or something I know the stakes were high playing this game but I'm not gonna pay money to watch a looney tunes drama! LeBron James deserves that razzie award and hopefully never goes back to acting. The kids bored me, all of it bored me. I was crapping on all the terrible dialog and fell asleep to this movie. Do better Warner Brothers.
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Space Jam (1996)
3/10
Animation was spectacular. Just dumb setting and story
26 March 2022
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I watched this as a kid andni thought ok, it's looney tunes. Rewatching it recently was absolutely cringe as an adult. It was targeted for kids but it was specifically targeted to kids who loved sports. And that's where I lose my interest in it. Why did Warner Brothers think "let's put looney tunes and michael Jordan together with unnecessary cameos and 90s star actors because well it's the stars of the time and market it!" Absolute cringe. I feel that the original creators of looney tunes if they weren't unfortunate enough to see this garbage are twirling in their Graves over this mediocre marketing gimmick to make basketball fans watch this movie. I guess you'd have to love basketball enough to enjoy this they just felt dull. On another note the fact they could put the cartoon characters with live action was pretty cool. But Roger rabbit did It first I believe so. Not much groundbreaking stuff there. I hope I never watch another one of these awful sports-cartoon mash up I felt embarrassed showing this movie to My son.
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2/10
Id rather watch paint dry
16 January 2022
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This movie was a steaming pile of ****. Enough said. No. Not enough said. Not yet. I would have tolerated this movie, the boring scenes, Leia ragdolling into the void of space, but then keep her Alive EVEN AFTER SHE DIED IN REAL LIFE, or the fact that they ruined this mysterious snoke character and put him in a fabulous but not really gold robe, or the humor in this movie that is so cringe I had to step away from the movie it was that bad, no. Here's the real reason I hated this movie. So after all that happened on star killer base, she finally finds Luke skywalker. Yay right? She hands him the very weapon, the one anakin crafted during the clone wars, the one he used to slay jedi younglings and masters and all kinds creatures on Mustafar and the very weapon obiwan saved for Luke all those years, and vader ends up cutting Luke's hand off with, so he receives this lightsaber with SO MUCH STORY TO IT. And he just tosses it out behind him like it's nothing and walks away it took a very serious and thoughtful moment away for star wars fans and just. Ruined it with their corny humor. I was done with this movie at this point. Fights sucked, dialog sucked, only thing I really enjoyed in this movie was yodas scene. It was nice to see him finally again as a force ghost. But if anakin and obiwan were there in episode 7 half of this mess wouldn't have began in the first place. This movie ruined Luke skywalker for me. It ruined star wars. And don't get me started on rose. Please don't ever make a steaming of cow manure like this ever again.. this ruined the whole trilogy. Force awakens felt so much darker I don't know why if it was the massacre in the first act of episode 7 or if it was the way Abrams directed it but it was at least watchable despite how bad it was, this one, was awful. It took the darkness away and felt like a comedy scifi film then the epic space opera that star wars is known for. Very disappointing.
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7/10
A soft reboot failure
16 January 2022
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This movie felt disrespectful to star wars fans. The last star wars in theaters was the prequels and clone wars movies. (If you count phantom menace 3D in 2012 but the last new movie was clone wars) so George Lucas has thus episode 6 part movie franchise split into 2 different trilogies, with so much lore. And disney buys it and retcons it all, and continues the story 25 years after return of the jedi. I admit han solo and chewie walking in the millennium falcon was cool, but that was. Finn, rey and poe, sucked as characters. Fin would have been interesting if they had let him be a jedi but they kept him as the guy who screams out reys name at inappropriate times. And then emo wanna be vader kills Han solo. I never cared for Han solo much, I mean yea he's cool but seems bland to me most the time but even that got me mad. Now we'd never see him Leia and Luke in the same scene together now. It was awful. Awesome concept but poorly executed. You tried to recreate the first star wars and ignored everything about what happened in the prequels and it looks like bladerunnee 2049 now instead of the epic star wars episode VII the next chapter and first of a new star wars trilogy for newer generations to watch and enjoy and then watch what happened before then and be like "how did people enjoy these old films" and they just won't understand but watch it and enjoy it and love the films of this decade but can't unfortunately because jj Abrams ruined it he took the heart and soul away from star wars in this trilogy. This trilogy needed George Lucas. What a shame.
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5/10
Better than episode 8 but not even ian mcdiarmid could save this steaming pile of..
16 January 2022
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There's a few cool things in this movie. Honestly the only reason I went to see it was because we didn't know when another star wars movie would happen again so we went and tried to have a good time. I had this mandalorian inspired alcoholic drink at the theater we went to. So palpatine, sith troopers and a glimpse of all the jedi and a glimpse at a yellow lightsaber for the first time on screen. But the movie sucked everywhere else. I still didn't care for rey, Leia, while it was nice to see her one last time, her death wasn't that impactful and was like a "I figured she would the actress died" feeling. I couldn't even finish the d*** movie once it released to disney plus it just sucked so much. If George Lucas was in charge, we would have got what his masterpiece was, the prequels weren't outstanding but they told the story good. The sequels were all over the place. Do better disney.
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Star Wars: Visions: Lop & Ochô (2021)
Season 1, Episode 8
7/10
I didn't know Lola bunny was force sensitive
3 January 2022
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Ok I found out her species was originally from star wars comic from 1978 so there's original trilogy roots in this episode thus getting a higher rating since the creators of this episode knew their lore a bit. The sister was really cool genuine villain looking and was a cool fight didn't expect it to be that good.
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Star Wars: Visions: The Elder (2021)
Season 1, Episode 7
10/10
Always wanted a show like this
3 January 2022
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So before I review this I'm going to say that when I was in My teens I had loved the idea of a master and aprentice going on adventures hunting sith and helping people much like in the phantom menace or attack of the clones where qui gon and obiwan or obiwan and and anakin went on adventures together. I knew there was a time in star wars where there was a sith empire-an empire purely of sith, and there were jedi knights to fight them. This episode gave us a glimpse of the awesomeness of the life of a jedi and their missions. One of the BEST out of this anthology series please make a show out of this disney.
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