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Burn Notice (2007)
Ok, But?
I watched the whole series and found quite a few episodes very hard to watch. In the end I feel that Michael is the main cause of all the problems his family and friends get into.
All Michael is concerned in is getting back in the good graces of the agency that burnt him at the expense of his brother being killer, Michael causing another spy to get burnt and in the end his mother blowing herself up. All Michael should have done is get on with his life like he was told by his friends and family.
Last Man Standing (2011)
8 season I understand why
I under stand why the show only lasted another 2 season's after they replaced Mandy in season 7, the Original Mandy was much better.
2 Broke Girls (2011)
It's OK
I started watching the show thinking it sounded interesting and maybe funny. Kat Dennings character Max is great also the Diner characters are good, but Caroline is the worst part of the show, all she every talks about is her self and only thinks about herself as well.
If Caroline was less annoying I think it would have been a better show. Caroline became really annoying from series 5 on wards.
Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit (2008)
A load of CRAP
The movies are trying to hard to be Indiana Jones/The Librarian/National Treasure all at once and doing a VERY bad job at it. From the on set the lead character is an exact copy of Indiana Jones' persona. Good movies to watch if you want to loose IQ points
A Quiet Place (2018)
This was an ok movie
There are two gripes I have with this movie, 1) Why was there NO back story, of how and why the aliens came to earth and 2) Why, why, why are they having another child after watching one get taken by the aliens????
Charlie's Angels (2019)
Absolute CRAP
In the first 13min there is a scene with Bosley (Patrick Stewart) retiring and the people in charge of this movie really screwed it up by putting the new Bosley in photos with the Angels from the TV show, then the other two Angels movies. People that loved the TV show and the previous two movies, would pick those BIG screw ups form the makers of this piece of crap.
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
Bad sequel
They must not have been able to get ANY well named actors to star in the sequel and the quality of this movie showed it. All I can say is ABSOLUTE crap
Hollow Point (2019)
Not worth a look
Unfortunately I was only able to survive watching only 30min of this absolute crap acting FROM the very beginning. I was expecting more as I have seen other movies with Luke Goss in them that I enjoyed, but not this piece of rubbish.
Hard Target 2 (2016)
bad sequel
This movie has some good actors in it but the script is pathetic. The action scenes could be a lot better and the dialogue even better. I'm glad I didn't pay for this movie. Scott Adkins is wasted in this role.
American Ninja (1985)
Great 80's flick
If any movie needs to be REMADE, this one and the other three American Ninja movies should be.
Running Out Of Time (2018)
Pathetic
Watching this movie, it feels like all the actors are trying way to hard to act like normal people and it is crap. In other words the acting is the worst I've seen in a long time.
The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)
One let down
The one let down of this movie is Kate McKinnon, she has to be one of the worst comics I have ever seen in a movie, if another (better) actor was cast in her place I feel it would have rated a 10, but because of her this movie only rated a 6 from me.
Kate McKinnon is a crap comedian/actor
Hanna (2019)
Ok not Great
I have watched the movie from 2011 and it was absolutely GREAT, but this TV series is trying way too hard to be better that the movie and it's NOT. It's an ok series but it could be a hell of a lot better, I'm currently on episode 3 and I'm not as interested in the series as I was in the movie. I feel the actors in the TV series are not as good as the ones in the movie
The Blacklist (2013)
James Spader is Great
This series is great to watch, the only thing I have to complain about is Elizabeth Keen she is too much of a wimp/cry baby even after she has been framed and for a profiler she is an idiot.
FBI (2018)
Pilot only
The show is quite good, the only thing that really annoyed me was bringing the FAR right into the equation. when they could be bringing ANTIFA into the equation which is the FAR left, so I figured that the writers must be leftist.
MacGyver (2016)
So far not bad
I find this MacGyver good but the original was better, the only person I don't find believable is Samantha the Aussie spy I can't believe her character as anything but CRAP. Now on 28 Sep 2021 I noticed that MacGyver has gone Liberal and maybe even woke the writers/producers and directors are silly for doing this.
Pine Gap (2018)
Laughable series
I watched the first season and laughed quite a bit at the so called similarities to Pine Gap and the main entrance to the Base (very laughable) did love seeing Alice Springs again. Also I picked out the baddie from the first episode and the two people that where in cohoots at the end. VERY PERDICTABLE even one of the characters was close to accurate
The Good Place (2016)
Great show
Love the show very funny the characters are perfect, the only thing I don't like is the crap Aussie accents and the bad fake Australia.
Justice League (2017)
Just passes as enjoyable
Ben Affleck as Batman is a BAD choice, Gal Gadot is GREAT, Jason Mamoa was very funny an not bad, The Flash actor was a CRAP choice after seeing the flash series he was pathetic and wimpy, Henry Cavill was great again and Cyborg was good as I have never seen Cyborg in anything else. So I felt that it wasn't worth the money they paid to make the movie.
Occupation (2018)
Now for something CRAPPY
This kind of movie should left to the EXPERTS in Hollywood, I considered this to be a really bad version of a futurist RED DAWN. The acting was only passable. Story line could have been a lot better, maybe George Miller should have written and Directed the movie. All the way through watching the movie I was thinking what a load CRAP, but I kept watching hoping it would et better, but it didn't. Even the ending was absolute B.S. what more can I say???
Black Panther (2018)
Action packed CRAP
After watching Black Panther and reading reveiws of how great it is, I have to disagree with those reviews. A fake country that could help people with spinal injuries or even loss of a limb and they refuse. They won't supply aid to any other African country as the rest of the world does. They won't share there resources/tech but are happy to be seen as a third world country.
The action sequences were quite good but no different than any other action movie from Marvel.
I agree with quite a few of the other review that point out the plot was very far fetched and I still didn't see what all the hype about this fictious country was all about. The villian of the movie was like any other villian pissed off with the world and wants to bring the whole world into chaos. Wakanda is full of LIARS and FAKES.
Chernobyl Diaries (2012)
Old plot revised
The premise of the movie is no different the movies The Hills have Eyes and The Hills have Eyes 2. People that are living in an area contaminated by radiation. Find people in there area. Abduct them at night. Kill some for food. And maybe even use the women for reproduction. Non affected Russians/Ukraine's know of the people and cover up their being at Chernobyl and any survivors are then thrown to them to get rid of evidence.
A Very close plot to the Hills Have Eyes but at Chernobyl. I feel could have been better by showing the animals also have mutated. None of the animals seemed to have been affected by the radiation but the humans/fish have.
Cyborg X (2016)
Absolute CRAP
The Premise of the movie is good, the execution/making of the movies was CRAP. It was way to predictable and full of bullshit. The idea of machines taking over the world has been done, the way people hesitate in doing the obvious is very irritating. Any intelligent person would realize that by shooting the cyborgs in the head would finish them off, but NOOOO the actors have to continuously shoot them in the torso even DANNY TREJO who mentioned to shoot the HEAD. The end is even worse when the SO called hero is STUPID enough to STOP and listen to the President even though the view knows that he is the bad guy. SO in conclusion the writers should use their brains a bit more.