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The Next Three Days (2010)
Weak and terrible!
I actually cannot believe that movies like this make it to the big screen. Just tried to watch it on Netflix and struggled from the start. Please don't bother, irritating, terrible directing along with everything else, absolute haggis!!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Cringe worthy
An utter disappointment. Corny humour from the start which continued incessantly to the point of grinding irritation. A character called 'Ego'?? Seriously?? A true reflection of James Gunn - wonder if he realises. Good luck with movie number 3!!
The Hippopotamus (2017)
Tedious waste of time
The pompous arrogance and traits of Stephen Fry come blaring through at you this entire movie. The verbose lavatorial narrative was actually quite wearying and excessive to the point that it became irritating. The attempted 'humour' was dull and boring, I don't believe I was brought to laughter once. Fry's own slanted view of women and sex is brash to say the least, along with weak characters and dialogue, dare I go on..
Honestly, I was expecting to sit down and watch an entertaining British comedy however was sorely unimpressed.