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Mother! (2017)
I will only spoil one thing and it really has no effect. But, it's something I really think you should know before going into this movie.
Please, please, please.. For the love of everything and your own self worth. DO NOT see this movie. I truly do not have ANY clue why there is even one single good review. I don't care if this is "art" or if this is all a "joke". This movie, and I have seen every movie out there, is the absolute worst film of them all. It's basically "It Comes At Night" just worse. And, don't even argue that "It Comes At Night" is a good movie lol. Now the so called spoiler. A cult-like crowd ends up crowdsurfing an hour old baby like he's Jesus which turns into the baby's neck breaking LOUDLY and VISUALLY. Oh and the best part... They eat the baby. That's right. AS SOON AS THE NECK BREAKS they EAT the baby. Tasty, huh? Enjoy the film.
Man Down (2015)
If you thought a movie couldn't get that dark that quickly.... think again.
Made me feel like garbage. Like, come on man.. Only plus side was that Shia came to the same theater and watched it with us. Great guy, sheds lots of tears. He yelled at himself on the screen a couple times which made us a little worried but other than that no complaints. Don't waste your money and emotions and watch "Alvin and the Chipmunks" instead. I wish they would've talked about the theme of PTSD before the movie started because I don't think people will stay in the movie all the way through to find out. The characters are dry and the plot is pretty much unknown until the end. Shia gets way too serious in scenes that don't need all of that intensity. Went from saying "I love you son" (Calmly) to "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" in a split second. I won't complain about that part as much though, because, I had a good laugh for 5 minutes. Seriously, don't watch this movie. You'll leave with your emotions drained and mentally, you'll become real life Shia.