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A Wish Come True (2015)
Dave Deserves Better- Me
I literally only persuaded my friends to watch this movie because the lead character is always A VILLAIN in every movie I've seen her in. Again, she was a villain in this one. The girl literally didn't realize Dave (the best man ever in existence) loving her dearly. She is cruellll. af. So, this is mostly a copy of Debbie Ryan's 16 wishes. We don't talk about the OLD ancient 16 wishes. Just debbie, jessie, my lady. At the beginning of the movie, we time skipped FIVE YEARS with no WARNING??? that's how long i remember being alive. So now, this woman is gonna turn 30. so ofc she is worried bout KIDS. MENSTRUAL PERIODS. she wants a child, but first she needs a mans. So, as a result, we had like 50 whole mans! Anyways.... so , this chick wishes for her wishes to come true- #DAvEdEsErVesBETTER because she's literally 12 years old, which makes her dating older men even more WEIRD than it already was.. she gets on the scale. it says 122. #davedeservesbetter SHE SAYS SHES FAT! does this girl even know what she has going on for her? not the glasses. not the dresses. not the personality. the weight? eh. maybe. i mean, dave seemed to like her anyways i guess. whatever. So we get a puppy THROWN IN but with no name, and literally almost no contribution to the plot except that he makes the house messy. also??> #davedeservesbetter it's never explained when she clean this?? but we come back and it's very clean. Her wishes were soooo lame. Like, wish for cancer to be eliminated? You selfish beotch. Wish for no poverty??? this privileged girl get out. this is a list of who is the good people, this is who will go to heaven. 1. dave 2. puppy 3. joey 4. dad 5. mix of reed and billy (hell) All of these characters are better than Lindsay, otherwise known as Satan.We took a break and watched the kitten bowl to bring ourselves back to sanity. This movie made us develop various problems... For some reason, every hallmark movie we watch- resolves everything in the last 10 minutes. HOW? Do they just run out of time?? Like, the problems aren't even there until a minute earlier. Then they're solved. Was there a point of having an hour and 23 long minute movie....if we're gonna have every issue last 5 mins.? No? Only me? No. #davedeservesbetter Lastly, Dave deserved better. He should have moved on. Lindsay should have dated Billy and divorced him later like her mom and dad.. Dave would marry me in the end, we would go rock climbing. It would be a lovely time.Also, we would take the puppy in custody for it's own protection- naming the cute pupper Momo. :')
- Sam, Dave's future wifey.
No Reservations (2007)
Had Potential but Lacked The Skills to Use It
This movie really really had a long beginning. In the first ten minutes, QUAIL was mentioned a total of 50 times. If I had a PENNY for how many times this movie mentioned quail and saffron sauce, I'd be richer than our President. Although the only liar and rat is Nick, the male lead, this is a definitive copy of Ratatouille. I was quite shook by the death of the sister, and in all honesty the daughter didn't contribute to the plot as much as needed. It was like the movie wanted to be a Drama, a Comedy, and a Romance all at once. It was quite the mess. It was no quail. It was no quality. Both the answering machine, and the weatherman were MALE. Barbaric! The only female leads were the female lead, the female boss, and the female child. AND THE PREGNANT LADY AND THE ACTRESS. There was no females at all!! Throughout the movie, despite Kate's various rules- she followed NO health regulations. Even though the food made me quite hungry, the way she handled it did not at all. And oh, quail. Anyways, the actress girl and the couple all went to the freezer often- to do their own activities idk whatever. The child claimed to only like Italian food YET she liked the pancakes SO. this is clearly a lie. Kate left the child alone so many times, or with untrustworthy human beings- WTF WAS SHE DOING. For a professional chef, this woman knows nothing of cooking to people's likes. THIS IS A CHILD. a white child. she knows not how to eat a whole fish. such as my friend jasmine. kate refused to feed the child fish sticks at first EVEN THO her whole restaurant ONLY HAS QUAIL. A FISH! would you believe that. oh quail. Kate refuses to eat in the afternoon- THAT'S MOST OF THE DAY. What kind of health professional chef doesn't eat in the afternoon. Throughout the story, we learn that Nick is a Liar. AND HE WEARS CROCS AND PJS. crocs? children's ENEMY. ADULTS lawsuits.Even when the babysitter SMOKED Kate was barely concerned. Just threw it out. Oh, and quail. Kate forgets her kid, even though legit it's like her only responsibility. Liek honey, get your life together. Many characters serve no purpose in the story, and could easily be cut out with the knife that Kate carries everywhere- cuts papers with- and maybe people we don't know. Jasmine gave up on speaking by now. Quail. Anyways, the movie had Michael Bible music, making it redeemable. Nick was smoking someone the entire movie. He is legit a 14 year old in a man's body. Zoe is older. This child. THIS CHILD. Oh my freaking quail. This child, she told her school that she was SLAVING away in the kitchen for room and board with her aunt. W T F. She also ran into the street with cars. Nick finally started wearing pants. Meagan was SHOOKTH.
Kate keeps getting an accent- then losing it MID WAY HER SENTENCE. Much diversity of language. Much proud. Much Spanish. The kissing didn't have slurping sounds, A+. She said it tasted like Quail. Girl slays and quits job. She says im done with the patriarchy. They open diner. Twins are different kids. wtf. We are done.
Not Another Happy Ending (2013)
Makes her Miserable she she will write a good book
Where's the 0.2125 out of 10? I know, that's very specific. I think it's very accurate though. Also, I have no fingers. How am I typing this? Anyways, so I expected this movie to be good. It had one of my favorite actresses! The plot looked good too. it sounded good. APPARENTLY WE CAN'T JUDGE A MOVIE BY ITS PLOT . so yes
Accidental Engagement (2016)
Accidentally Engaged for 5 minutes then We Dated
Let's see. It's basically like every other romantic comedy movie. Except, it's a Hallmark movie. Oh boy. And don't even get me started on how it claims to be about Christmas.. meanwhile, there is nothing even related to the holidays in the movie?' Complete trash. From the moment this movie started, I had my doubts. From the first line, "I saw his abs," I knew we were going in a direction I was not on the ride for. With plain characters who act completely as Mary Sues, the movie was doomed to have little character development. Instead, they created a sort of Multiple Personality Disorder in all of their characters, making you wonder if each character had a secret twin. Because there could be no way that these characters could develop so easily and fast with little motivation to do so. By doing this, they made every scene unbelievable and the love between the two main characters cheesy and unsatisfactory. I found myself face-palming at the end and ranting to my two friends while sadly watching the movie end with little to no unique features or plot. Instead, the plot falls short, and we are left with just characters and a bunch of lines. This movie really disappointed me, and I regret watching it. I would of rather watched Mickey Mouse Christmas than whatever this turned out to be. Here's a couple small rants I'd also like to mention. - Why was the coffee real in the first scene? That made no sense. - Kelly. KELLY. You were made to hate her, you were forced. Then they tried to shove the tiniest bit of character development down your throat, and they slammed her with the cutest character: Graham. He didn't deserve this!! He didn't want her. He wanted that chick ( I forgot her name because the movie was so bad.) I found myself shipping him with one of my friends. - Why was the mom's hair gray and white? Did she dye it like that? Who wants to look like Cruella deVille? - Clarissa broke Graham's heart, and he still loved her. Then all of a sudden he's moved on to that chick Kelly? Why the heck did he like her? - Suzy. Suzy? What kind of name is that for a publicist for a famous actor? Lamest name ever, I couldn't even take it. - Why did he even love Suzy? It made no sense, he changed his mind last moment as well. They never even showed the breakup scene, which is a huge part of character development and the development of the love between the two main characters. - They changed Chas' personality halfway through. At the beginning, you found yourself asking: Gay or European? (And singing it, to be fair..) But later on, he was a handsome, charming, loving, and kind man who barely cared about his acting career and did not seem rich at all. The only mention of his wealth is when he bought plane tickets as the wedding gift, which any person could probably manage. This is SAD. SAD. They forced him into a very normal plain character, taking away all credibility of the plot line that he was famous and needed to keep up a cover. - So, all in all, I wouldn't recommend this movie. Maybe I would if you needed a night of laughing and shipping the male characters with your friends.
I'm out.
The Proposal (2009)
Romantic Comedy Yet With A Unique Touch and True Chemistry
This movie surprised me, I have to say. While I did expect to be entertained, I did not expect to find a new favorite movie. What started out as watching it since my friend yelled at me, turned into me loving every moment of the movie. With characters that are both attractive in personality and looks, this movie stays on the track of the plot-line and has loads of character development. Each scene is planned carefully, and chemistry between the two is seen at the very start. The movie is in no way slow, and compliments it's attributes quite nicely. There was no moments where I believe the movie fell short. Their comedic scenes definitely cracked me up, which is very tough to do. Overall, I loved this movie, and I think it was done very nicely. I found myself watching a couple scenes over and over.